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Thursday, November 30, 2006

I'm such an idol.... (retarded idol)

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Baru aja dapet e-mail tentang blackberry yang model baru dari T-Mobile.

*e-mail from up to 10 accounts = sure my old nokia do that
*Intuitive suretype keyboard = I'm not sure what is intuitive, but my nokia also do that.
*1.3 megapixel camera = are you kiddin' me ???

Hmm... gw gak tau yach kenapa americans ngedewa-dewa kan yang namanya blackberry, it's simply ugly. Why would you pay extra 300 bucks for that?

check out my old nokia phone. Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?

Why settled for 1.3 when you can have 3.2 megapixel nikon camera "integrated" ?


For compatibility issue ... all you need is just a regular clear tape.

My nokia sure kicks blackberry's ass.
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Gw mo cerita ttg temen gw yg selalu mengidolakan gw, kita kerja satu kantor....
Entah gw emang tenar atau temen gw bener bener mendewakan gw.....

- We had the same car


- We had the same ipod (Black Color)


- We go to the same school

Gw jadi mikir ... ini orang koq lifestyle nya nyamain gw banget gituh ....
Yang paling bikin gw bete .... doi gak malu malunya mintain gw bikinin PeEr-nya....
Gak cuma sekali, 2 kali, tiap kali doi punya PeEr, selalu gw yang harus bikinin....


Chattingan gw kemaren....

: ) says:
hey

RayKo - says:
hey

RayKo - says:
nice bike (it's my bike)

RayKo - says:
u just bought it?



: ) says:
ha ha ha

: ) says:
very funny

: ) says:
hey didu buy the wii already...

RayKo - says:
it's not in store... how can u buy it ?

RayKo - says:
except u wanna spend 600 bucks for it

: ) says:
no way

RayKo - says:
http://techbargains.com/buywii.htm

RayKo - says:
Sorry, no wii (Nintendo wii)'s are in stock right now. This page will rescan for the wii (Nintendo wii) in a couple minutes.

Make sure one click ordering is enabled at Amazon and that you have an account set up at the all other stores checked.

RayKo - says:
i've got marvel ultimate alliance for PC though

: ) says:
why

RayKo - says:
what u mean why ?

: ) says:
u shouldn't wait for the wii

RayKo - says:
because it's free

: ) says:
oh

: ) says:
i see

RayKo - says:
you always see, but not hear...

: ) says:
oh i hear

: ) says:
hey dude I need ur help for my homework, please!!!

RayKo - says:
... what kind ..

RayKo - says:
i know you got an A on the last homework... (karena gw bikinin)

: ) says:
when do u have time I just need half, or an hour....

: ) says:
maybe saturday then after we can go out, to the movies or for dinner

: ) just sent you a nudge.

RayKo - says:
wokai

RayKo - says:
weekend i have no probs

RayKo - says:
dim sum

: ) says:
dim sum???

RayKo - says:
http://www.cantondelights.com/

: ) says:
that looks good

: ) says:
is it good?

RayKo - says:
it's very good

: ) says:
ok, so maybe we can go after.....

RayKo - says:
ok ...

RayKo - says:
im gonna drop of my car on the dealer saturday 8 am

RayKo - says:
what is your homework about ?

: ) says:
database used in workplace

RayKo - says:
owww shit...

RayKo - says:
lolz

: ) says:
what!

RayKo - says:
can't help ya

RayKo - says:
lolzzzzzzz

: ) says:
why

RayKo - says:
lolz... cuz that one is a pain in the azz

: ) says:
oh dont worry between the 2 of us well do it

: ) says:

RayKo - says:
: ) says:
oh dont worry between the 2 of us I will do it ===> OK!! Sounds Good

: ) says:
ha ha ha

: ) says:
ok

RayKo - says:
¿

RayKo - says:
hmmmm

: ) says:

RayKo - says:
damn.... I should have not say hi to you ....

RayKo - says:
lolz
: ) says:

RayKo - says:
*stupid me*

RayKo - says:
ok .... from now on ... im off the msn ... im gonna use my super secret address

: ) says:
dude I know, i'm sorry I have to bother you......

RayKo - says:
http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/

RayKo - says:
damn ... you show the sign of weakness

: ) says:
but I appreciate your help.....

RayKo - says:
: ) says:
dude I know, i'm sorry I have to bother you...... ===> stop being gay ... you supposed to be the bad cop

RayKo - says:
WTF ....

RayKo - says:
: ) says:
but I appreciate your help..... ===> So gayyyy

: ) says:
ok, MTF,...mofo

RayKo - says:
you're the badass that supposed to push for it ... not saying im sorry

RayKo - says:
WTF...

: ) says:
WTF

RayKo - says:
you've got gay written all over your 4head

: ) says:
you too

: ) says:
ha haha

RayKo - says:
damn negro .... dont make me alter your pic and turn you into a midget on yellow tricycle

: ) says:
ha ha ha

: ) just sent you a nudge.

RayKo - says:
nudging is also gay

: ) winks:
Play "Water Balloon"

RayKo - says:
still gay

: ) says:
never mind

RayKo - says:
ne ver mind what

: ) says:
so it the game good?

RayKo - says:
i dunno ... still downloading... 4.3 Gig

: ) says:
ha ha ha

: ) says:
well the pict looks good

RayKo - says:
damn ... i look so cool

: ) says:
that's gay

: ) says:
dont be so proud of how u look

: ) says:
that sounds gay

RayKo - says:
im so confident... your words will bounce off me like a rubber ball

: ) says:
hey did she call again?

RayKo - says:
damn ... the lens flare made me look godly

RayKo - says:
who called again ?

: ) says:
ur x

RayKo - says:
DAMNNNNN

RayKo - says:
with the "R"

RayKo - says:
lookz so Fine !!!!

RayKo - says:
===> yeah she called

: ) says:
hmm...

RayKo - says:
damn ... my avatar!!! is hot!

: ) says:
no coments

RayKo - says:
yeah ... you only wish you can put the Letter W impression on your's

: ) says:
I will...

RayKo - says:
*waiting****

: ) says:
ha ha ha

: ) says:
ok gordo,..... i got to go......

RayKo - says:
goota fuck the neighbour chick

: ) says:
maybe

RayKo - says:
lolz...

RayKo - says:
u wish

: ) says:
see u

RayKo - says:
bla...

: ) says:
bla blah

RayKo - says:
gotta go... but yo ass is still here

Hmm.... I'm such an idol.... retarded idol....

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Eating Chinese Sucks....

Kemaren ... gw ajak anggora mampir ke resto Chinese buat dinner, biasa lah resto lokal sini. Terakhir kali kita makan, rasanya lumayan ok koq... walaupun bukan yg "top of the line" tapi terakhir kali kita makan disono cukup puas....

Sial.....


Bebeknya .... keasinan kayak tampang nchatz kalo lagi ngamuk...

Babi-nya ..... kegaringan kayak kerupuk gosong....

Nasinya ... kekeringan kayak kemarau paceklik....



Yang paling parah harganya ..... 30 dollar untuk one lousy dinner....


Damn ... I wish I've open the fortune cookie sooner....

Satu lagi resto yg bakalan masuk blacklist gw... -.-

Friday, November 24, 2006

Early Thanksgiving Gift....

You don't like me ...
You forgot about me ...
But when you're alone on thanksgiving night....

You miss called me .... LOL


Yea... some people got better things to do @ 1 freakin am. in the morning... including sleeping....

Happy thanksgiving you ~retards~ !!!!

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

How Indonesians manage to stay with the competition....

Gw suka banget ama yang namanya motorsport...

Tentunya semua pada tau kalo cewek gak bisa dipisahkan ama yang namanya motor/ mobil di dunia per-racing-an.

Banyak para produsen motor yang gak tanggung-tanggung memasang model yahud en aduhai, cuma buat publikasi produk baru mereka. Hasilnya : Yum.... pose-pose ceweQ cakep nan hampir telanjang yang membuat jantung dan tekanan darah naik turun....


CeweQ eropa ... mempromosikan Alpine sama Yamaha R1


Dari Itali kita dapet ceweQ seksi yang mempromosikan motor Ducatti...

Memang... dunia bisnis dan produksi motor adalah satu bidang yang cukup cerah prospeknya. Bayangin aja berapa bayaran para model kayak gini...


Walaupun kebanyakan cewek yang difoto kayak gini belum pernah nyetir yang namanya motor seumur hidup. Tapi kesannya tehnik fotografi dan marketing membuat ceweQ2 seksi nan bahenol ini bisa merajai jalanan....


Untuk sebagian cewek-cewek pin-up model geneh.... modelling sudah dimulai dari usia yang sangat muda...


CeweQ2 dari amerika bahkan terkenal gaharnya (ukurannya)....


Cewek Jepun yang mini en sekseh....


CeweQ Jerman paling minim pakaian-nya

CeweQ indo juga gak kalah koq ...persaingan sama cewek-cewek mancanegara...
Liat aja sendiri...


Tak ada akar rotan pun jadi....
Gak ada model.... pembantu aja loe foto ...


Walau ghetto.... tetep murni karya sendiri......

Apalagi yg ini:


~We love Indo's~

Sunday, November 19, 2006

I've got a bone to pick with you!!!

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Happy-nya gw .... weekend ini sempet dibelanjain sepokat baru!!


Neraka Jahanam.... sepatu gw yg udah setia menemani gw selama 4 tahun terakhir.....


Orang bilang kalau dideketin skidmarks-nya ada foto nchatz ama jinzky.

No wash, no brush
Pokoknya tiap hari pake.... gak weekdays gak weekend...
Sole-nya aja udah copot
4 years of sweat... doesn't make it easy on the smell department either....


Meet my new shoes !!!! ... I like how it looks.... simple, and clean....


Crystal bought it for me, past weekend.... It kinda match my personality ^^!

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Other than that.... this weekend I've got my early Christmas present!!!


A gigantic Bone!!! from Wal-Mart, Crystal also bought this for me!


*Storm Riders moments*

Tanpa bisa dipungkiri lagi... tulang ini membuat gw keliatan lebih sangar en retarded...


retarders to bos: "I've got a bone to pick with you!!!"
Kayak di film "Lord of the Rings...."

*sangar mode on*

And best of all ... gw mo taro di kantor gw ....
Buat nakutin org sekantor

Friday, November 17, 2006

SCH-B600 - Ponsel 10Mpix dari Samsung.

Samsung dengan bangga mengumumkan peluncuran Hape pertama dengan 10 Mpix kamera digital. Hape ini memiliki fungsi autofocus, 2x optical zoom, 5x optical zoom, dan bluetooth untuk direct printing. Dan berhubung Hape ini dikeluarkan untuk pasar Korea, hape ini dilengkapi dengan TV Tuner. Korean geeks, you gotta love this..!


Shit .... the 10 Mpix Image quality will make your daddy's balls looks like biji Durian Monthong!


Strategi marketing Samsung juga manis kayak lapis legit .... Menaruh 2 model ceweQ cakep sebagai "umpan" bisa membuat jinzky pikiran melayang layang di tengah padang rerumputan.


SCH-B600 lumayan bagus ... cuma menurut retarders kurang fungsi untuk membuat (memperbesar) beberapa bagian dari subjek foto kita, lain dari pada itu ... kualitas imagenya jernih koQ!


Seperti gw bilang..... beberapa bagian perlu diperbesar... fitur ini seharusnya sudah berikan standard pada SCH-B600

Samsung’s 10 megapixel camera phone (SCH-B600) 6mm lebih tipis and 10g lebih ringan dibandingkan dengan 7 megapixel camera phone (SCH-V770) dan juga mempunyai kelas tersendiri jika dibandingkan dengan kamera phone lainnya dengan menggabungkan fasilitas Mobile TV dalam standard jasa Satelit.

B600 menawarkan kemampuan setara dengan kamera digital 10 Megapixel dengan 2x optical zoom dan 5x digital zoom.

B600 juga memiliki fungsi autofokus dan unit flash yang berfungsi maksimal untuk pengambilan gambar 10 megapixel. B600 juga memiliki fungsi support white balance, manual focus, pengambilan continuous, dan pengambilan gambar interval.

Fungsi bluetooth juga membuat kamera phone ini mampu mengirimkan gambar dan multimedia ke HP lain, printer, atau headset bluetooth.

Pengguna bisa menonton acara TV melalui fungsi Satellite DMB.
Juga disupport memory external melalui MMCmicro, dengan fungsi TVout

Fungsi keren lainnya termasuk MP3 player, business card reader dan 128 polyponic ringtone

Harga B600 dipatok sekitar 900,000 won (about $ 900) di Korea.


One question - "Does it come with the girls?"
Gue mau donk ... beli 2 ...
2 CeweQnya maksudnya....

Thursday, November 16, 2006

retard vs. retard (PS3 Launch will definetely be a blast)!!




RayKo - says:
sup bt

Terence says:
d/ling old martial arts movies

RayKo - says:
oic

RayKo - says:
hmmm

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Terence says:
well obviously they're all revenge movies

Terence says:
hahaha

RayKo - says:
everything old school martial art movies is about revenge

Terence says:
hell yeah

Terence says:
but some of those who take revenge have one arm or something missing

Terence says:
so it would be interesting how they fight

Terence says:
also the bad guys have weird shit weapons

Terence says:
or the good guys have to study some weird ass kung fu

RayKo - says:
hmm ... like kung fu fuck you ?

RayKo - says:
http://www.tmous.com/media/MOUS_kung-fu.html

Terence says:
good one

RayKo - says:
yeah ... i know you'll like it

RayKo - says:
so how bout it ? camp with me and we split the profit 60-40 ?

Terence says:
how come Crytal won't camp with you?

RayKo - says:
she has to go to work

RayKo - says:
launch is tomorrow ..

RayKo - says:
and ppl gonna be waiting in the night for it

RayKo - says:
she cant take a day off on probation period... she prefers not

Terence says:
dude...you're gonna freeze to death

RayKo - says:
c'mon it would be like good ol' days

RayKo - says:
mingle and chat together

RayKo - says:
yeah ... but im gonna sell it for twice the prize to those geeks wanted it

Terence says:
and what will we doing while we camp?

RayKo - says:
shit ... talk ... watch movies ... bla bla bla

RayKo - says:
reading

RayKo - says:
practice fuck you kung-fu

Terence says:
and from what time to what time is this?

RayKo - says:
well ...

RayKo - says:
think about from midnight to 7 am in the morning when best buy opens

Terence says:
it sounds so stupid just like before and it tempts me

Terence says:
hahaha

Terence says:
and you have a sure buyer?

RayKo - says:
you know it ... we're like brothers

RayKo - says:
im gonna sell it ... out in the front of best buy ...

RayKo - says:
lolz

Terence says:
ok...aswer the last question

RayKo - says:
i dont have a sure buyer.... but it would be selling like hotcakes

RayKo - says:
there's only 400,000 units

RayKo - says:
you can still sell it on ebay

RayKo - says:
look @ ebay listing

RayKo - says:
they go up to tweice the price

Terence says:
so why not buy 2 then?

RayKo - says:
http://search.ebay.com/search

RayKo - says:
thats what im saying ... we could buy two it there's another person in the line

RayKo - says:
one person can only get 1 ticket

Terence says:
and the other $400 has to come from me?

Terence says:
or is it coming from you?

RayKo - says:
1800 bucks http://cgi.ebay.com/We-have-it-Playstation-3-

RayKo - says:
urm ... thats a good question ... it would help if you can help me out for the purchase.. if not .. i can spend my saving on it

RayKo - says:
cuz im not keeping that shit to play game

Terence says:
hmmm...sounds so stupid that can't help but get into it myself

Terence says:
are you sure going to bestbuy at 12am is good enough?

RayKo - says:
we gonna have to scout since bestbuy close @ 8

Terence says:
i'm sure a lot of people have same idea as you and are going earlier

RayKo - says:
or 9

RayKo - says:
well the good thing is ...with 2 ppl .. one can head home and grab some snacks or supplies

Terence says:
so we have to start camping at 9pm?

RayKo - says:
yeah ... sounds so stupid tat it actually makes you even hornier to get it

RayKo - says:
we'll start camping when bestbuy closed i guess

RayKo - says:
but look @ the prices on those shitty machines... 1800 bucks?

RayKo - says:
i would be happy if we can sell one for 1000 @ the door

Terence says:
but it's $400 machine right?

RayKo - says:
no ... it's 500 bucks

RayKo - says:
c'mon write a check and you'll get one in return anyway

RayKo - says:
it's not like it's deducted automatically that day

RayKo - says:
we'll try to sell it @ neighboring stores and shit

RayKo - says:
get our money back fast!

Terence says:
well...there's always returning it...hahaha

Terence says:
so which best buy then?

RayKo - says:
if it's unopened... yes

RayKo - says:
the one in canoga?

RayKo - says:
like a mile away from my place

RayKo - says:
you can always camp at frys

RayKo - says:
but fry's doesnt give tickets

Terence says:
i guess that's the best choice

Terence says:
there's a bestbuy near here also

Terence says:
so it's all the stores

RayKo - says:
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/

RayKo - says:
check it out

Hmm... I guess we're camping after all???

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Pilih mana ... PS3 ato Wii ???

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Singapura membuktikan sekali lagi kalo mereka adalah bangsa pinter berotak bisnis.


Spaceport everyone??

Singapura lagi merencanakan buat membangun spaceport buat para turis. Fasilitas seharga 115 milyar U.S ini bakalan dijadikan sarana untuk latihan orbit para turis, sekaligus berfungsi sebagai airport untuk perjalanan luar angkasa.

Menurut presiden dari Space Adventures - Eric Anderson, pangsa pasar dari bisnis spaceport ini diperkirakan berkisar antara 1 bilyun dollar pertahun.

hmmm... buruan deh cepet nabung.... lain kali ke Singapur, bisa ikutan ngorbit kayak astronot...
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Buat elo elo yang tau tentang teknologi, pasti donk udah menanti-nanti kedatangan PS3 (Playstation 3) sama Nintendo Wii (Baca : Wi)

Kabarnya buat yang di Indo.... PS3 udah dijual dengan kisaran harga 12 jutaan... (Yap ...teknologi sekarang mahal men...) emang kayak jaman kuda dulu, Playstation sama Sega Saturn dipatok cuma dengan harga 1 jutaan? (Dapet game pula gratis 5 biji, courtesy of encek2 Glodokz)

Buat sebagian anak ... 12 jutaan cuma ibarat tinggal minta aja sama ortu, yang kalo keluarin duit kayak kencing aje....

Sementara buat yang lain ...cuma bisa ngiler doank ... kapan sih kesampean bisa main atau memiliki PS3? In your dream baybeh....

Kalo di amrik sini, Nintendo Wii sama PS3 bakalan diluncurkan tanggal 17 November.... Nah masalahnya ... Karena banyak permintaan terjadilah yang namanya kekurangan produk, Amrik cuma kebagian 400.000 unit PS3 disaat peluncuran, sementara semua orang (gamer sejati) bakalan ngantri bela-belain buat beli PS3 ato Nintendo Wii. Saking gilanya ... dijamin toko toko elektronik bakalan penuh dengan orang orang gila yang berkamping dari malem, cuma buat antri beli console baru.

Buat yang beruntung sempet pre-order beberapa bulan lalu, bisa meraih keuntungan cepat. Pas dapet PS3 ato Nintendo Wii, mereka bisa jual di ebay dengan harga 3-4 kali lipat harga aslinya.

PS3 dipatok harga 499 dollar buat versi 20GB HDD, untuk versi 60GB dipatok harga 599 dollar A.S, sementara Nintendo Wii dijual dengan harga 249 Dollar A.S

Bayangin keuntungan 3 kali lipet? Gila juga yah pangsa pasar gaming. Separah-parahnya loe masih bisa jual 2 kali lipet ama temen gamer loe yg kepengen dapet PS3 ato Nintendo Wii pas peluncuran perdana.


Wii vs. PS3 = Bokek

Emang sih ... keluarin biaya 12 jutaan buat gengsi orang indo gak seberapa koq.... apalagi palingan CD nya bajakan semua....


Wii sama PS3 sama sama pake controller dengan fungsi motion sensor, artinya pas elo main game... loe diharapkan untuk ikut goyang. Stick controller Wii lebih keren lagi... bayangin maen ping-pong ato tennis sambil gerakin controller joystick nya.


Grafik Next-Gen Console system yang dijamin bakalan bikin nenek loe terkencing-kencing.

Contoh dari beberapa game yang akan dimunculkan pas peluncuran perdana : Metal Gear Solid 4 buat PS3 dan Legend of Zelda "Twilight Princess" buat Wii.

PS3 juga dilengkapi ama Blu-Ray Disc, dibandingkan ama DVD yang cuma bisa simpen 4.7 Giga data, Blu-Ray bisa simpen 50 Giga Data. Bayangin aja perbedaannya!

Hmm ... gw jadi mikir ... haruskah gw lego PS2 gw dan buruan kemping di toko elektronik terdekat???

Hidup Gengsi!!!!!

Monday, November 13, 2006

Mari kita santet Presiden Bush....

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Di LA baru aja heboh U-Party....
Temen gw bilang ... kenapa gw gak ikut aja??

Liat dulu deh infonya
VIP Table $700 with drinks, $500 without drinks - Good for 10 guests.
For more information please contact (213) 268 3327 (Pingkan)

Waste of time... waste of money...
If I have 700 bucks to spend on one night ... definetely I'm not gonna spend it to impress my friend on a stupid drinking table...
Poor Indonesians... your decisions are based on "gengsi"

And here's what i think about your stupid party....


It's GAY......
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Baru aja gw baca-baca berita di detik.com
Hmm ... kalo ada yang merasa kalau akhir akhir ini postingan gw lebih condong ke arah politik.... lu jangan kuatir ok -.- (gaya renza - tiongkok)

Blog ini gak akan berubah jadi blog politik koq... cuma gw suka aja posting tentang perilaku bodoh orang indo....

Hari ini gw mo komen tentang protest orang indo tentang kunjungan Bush ke Bogor ....


Ck ck ck.... hari gini masih aja percaya ginian.
Would you believe in someone who has "Gendeng" a.k.a "Crazy" for a name?
Gendeng Pamungkas literally means Ultimately Insane?
retarders smells competition here....

Emang orang indo bisa voodoo ??


Ini yang bikin gw berminat.... kalau misalnya Bush sampe betah disono gimana?... Kalo lebih dari satu jam seharusnya Ki Gendeng Pamungkas ini digantung aja sama massa, lalu di panggang kayak babi..... Jangan cuma OmDo donk ... berani berbuat berani bertanggung jawab.


Dialog spiritual my ass.....

Hmmm... gw agak curiga sama yang ini .... Gw rasa makhluk halusnya belum dikasih makan... jadi cranky.... Terus ...kenapa cuma Ki Gentong doank yang bisa komunikasi sama si makhluk halus ini?


Front Pribumi Merdeka bagi Bangsa Sendiri... perasaan Indonesia udah merdeka dari tahun 1945 dulu dari penjajahan, buat mereka yang masih ingin "merdeka" dari bangsa sendiri emang mo merdeka apanya ? Merdeka kumpul kebo ?

Harga toyota yaris OTR disini sekitar 15,000 an U.S berarti kalau Ki Gendeng ini bener bener abdi rakyat, gak mungkin donk bisa beli mobil baru dengan harga sekitar 135 jeti? Apakah ada korupsi sama makhluk halusnya penunggu istana Bogor?

Walaupun gw retarded, cuma gw kalau beli mobil baru, gak nanti deh dikasih orang orang suruh corat coret... itu namanya sarap...

Buat gw ... yg lebih aneh lagi bakar kemenyan sambil nyilet tangan, abis itu darahnya diisep....
Damn ... tambah aneh aja nih orang indo ....

Bullshit lah ... voodoo, dasar orang indo, diboongin mauu ajah.... :D

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Ikuti Cara Kami, Cara Islam sudah terbukti hasilnya....

Damn......
An Egyptian blogger is arrested for insulting Islam.

Abdel Kareem Nabil Suleiman, 22 years, was arrested recently over writings published on his weblog [1] in which he criticised the Egyptian government and some senior religious figures.

Abdel was once a student of al-Azhar University, the most prestigious seat of Sunni Islamic learning in the world. But in October 2005 Abdel was expelled from al-Azhar, and briefly arrested, for publishing a web article which criticised al-Azhar university’s dominance in religious thought and said Muslim clerics at the university were partly responsible for murderous attacks on Egypt’s Coptic Orthodox community.


Abdel Kareem Nabil.

This time, on the 6th of November, Abdel was arrested again in Alexandria for making critical remarks about Islam, although it is unclear exactly what he said.

He is believed to be the first person arrested in Egypt for saying things purely on the internet, not in print. [2] One wonders whether Indonesian police have ever given any thought to applying the country’s blasphemy laws to those who publish writings on the internet.


Bukan cuma agama... sekarang yang namanya islam udah jadi hukum bhoks.
You can't talk about Islam anymore... anything that you talked about regarding islam will be held against you eventually.

Tapi gw inget yach ... bicara soal toleransi umat beragama.
Dulu di family gw kan ada pembantu. Kita semua (satu keluarga) respek koq sama yg namanya agama lain, doi mo mudik, mo sembahyang 5x sehari, mo puasa, mo ngapain semuanya didukung koq (sama keluarga kita yang berbeda kepercayaan dan agama)

Kalau bulan puasa, semua penjual makanan harus tutup usaha (well seenggaknya mengurangi operasi) dengan alasan toleransi terhadap umat islam yg menunaikan ibadah puasa.

Kalau pas lebaran ... kita kita mesti bisa omong "Mohon maap lahir dan bathin" (Minal Aidin Wal Faid'in) Dengan bersusah payah-- apalagi engko engko penjual elektronik di glodok, mana ngarti gituan? Walaupun rasanya kita gak pernah melakukan kesalahan sama orang orang yang kita minta permintaan maap tersebut (gak pernah jitaQ, gebuk, tipu, ato kegiatan merugikan lainnya) Sebab kalau loe sampe ketahuan menipu kaum yang beratas-namakan pribumi atau islam... loe bisa habis di gebuki tetangga sekampung.

Kalau di perjalanan, kita wajib (atau seakan-akan diwajibkan) untuk ikut menyumbang amal Jari'ah buat pembangunan mesjid ato tempat beribadah khusus buat umat islam (loe gak kasih, dijamin mobil anda ditambahi ornamen seni baret), coba kalau loe kristen ato katolik terus bawa bawa baki dijalanan sambil bawa tulisan "amal Kristenisasi" loe juga bakalan dirajam orang islam sekampungan.

Coba kalau adzan maghrib tiap jam 6, itu suara "Allahu Akbar" berkoar-koar, pake speaker mesjid yang dibangun dari amal amal dan zakat dari kite kite yang non-muslim, gak perduli orang lagi sakit gigi, butuh tidur ato suasana sunyi... Sampe sampe di tiap channel tivi juga ada slideshownya (yang bikin gw heran, kalo elo sembahyang pas adzan maghrib mana sempet lu nonton TV???), sementara si pak pendeta cuma dapet slot minggu pagi dari jam 8 sampe jam 8:30 di teve swasta. Gw sendiri gak pernah denger kalau jam 9 malem orang orang kristen nyiarin doa "Bapa Kami" pake corong punya gereja.

Tapi semua agama diluar islam... disebutnya kafir ...
Tapi semua cewek yang gak pake jilbab itu bejad ...

Monday, November 06, 2006

a retarded conversation with cewek full of shit...

Gak habis pikir sama yang namanya cewek .... Cewek tuch bisa dibilang makhluk yang paling misterius. Kerapkali mereka menunjukkan kalau mereka itu lemah, dan wajib untuk dilindungi ama yang namanya cowok aka pria.

Tapi dibelakang "kelemahan" ini ada sebagian cewek yang mempergunakan sisi dari kelemahan ini untuk nge-kick butt elo, mempermainkan sampe akhirnya mempergunakan si cowok...

Entah udah dari jaman kapan, wanita jadi salah satu objek pertikaian, contoh : Helen of Troy, ratu Cleopatra, mengisahkan cewek-cewek yang kelihatannya baik dan tidak berbahaya, ternyata memiliki ambisi yang bisa menghancur leburkan satu negara.

Sama kisahnya sama cewek yang satu ini .... bisa disebut mantan guweh... Yang pokoknya kedzamnya gak kira-kira.... Setelah 2 tahun kagak obrol ato ketemuan, masih aja ini cewek menghubungi gw, kepengen kembali kontrol gw, menebar pesona campur malapetaka.

Yenny@mesol says:
Alooo

Yenny@mesol says:

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
Iya

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
nape2?

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
Ehuehuhauha

Yenny@mesol says:
kemaren ngapain aje?

Yenny@mesol says:
kok jawabnya lama sich

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
Hayah

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
payah msgr km

Yenny@mesol says:
lho aku punya

Yenny@mesol says:
so far nobody complain

Yenny@mesol says:
km kali yg ngaco

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
gak ...

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
km yg ngaco

Yenny@mesol says:
km lah. gak hp, msn jg ngaco

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
o well ...

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
cannot do anything about it

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
hmm ...

Yenny@mesol says:
trus km ngapain aza kemaren?

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
nonton ...

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
film film baru blom ditonton

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
tiap hari dapet yg baru ...

Yenny@mesol says:
maksudnya dapet yg baru?

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
Iya

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
film yg baru baru ... model superman, the breakup

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
fast furious

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
apalagi lah ... tau

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
banyak ampe puyeng pala gw

Yenny@mesol says:
oooh gt

Yenny@mesol says:
km pake netflix emgnya

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
gak... gratiz ...

Yenny@mesol says:
kok bisa.


Yenny@mesol says:
dowload?

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
Yup

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
dvd quality semua

Yenny@mesol says:
bagus donk

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
yap, begitulah

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
ah km kebanyakan diem ...

Yenny@mesol says:
km aza yg ngomong

Yenny@mesol says:
ntar gue jawabin

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
beh ... koq gitu ...

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
masa gw doank yg omong ?

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
gak seru donks ..

Yenny@mesol says:
aiya beraninya di msn...di telp gak berani

Yenny@mesol says:
hahahahahah

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
lah ... kemaren kan telpnan sore

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
?

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
gak berani gimane ?

Yenny@mesol says:
Hehehehehehe

Yenny@mesol says:
kemaren padahal mo diajak keluar


Dasar ceweQ busuk .... tiap kali nelpon, gak pernah omong maunya apa, tiap kali gw gak bisa keluar bilangnya mo ajak keluar....


RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
oo .. mo kemana ?

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
ada rencana kemana ?

Yenny@mesol says:
makan crepes


Translation: Makan Crepes... kudu gw yg jemput ... kudu gw yg bayarin ... males aje... lolz...


RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
oke ... kapan kapan yach ... its a date

Yenny@mesol says:
will see

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
will see apaan ?

Yenny@mesol says:
liat aza nanti

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
oh ya terserah la... huehueheua...

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
mau ya bagus ... kalau ada kesempatan... gak mau ya gpp ...

Yenny@mesol says:
yeah let me know if u have time

Yenny@mesol says:
soalnya udah berapa kali km mo diajak gak bisa terus

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
true ... im not denying that ...

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
my life is pretty busy lately ...

Yenny@mesol says:
and don't get me wrong if I ask u out

Yenny@mesol says:
nothing personal or want to get something from u

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
what is wrong ?

Yenny@mesol says:
kadang2 takut km ngerasa kyknya aku pengen banget ajakin km pergi

Yenny@mesol says:
something like that

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
ya pergi doank ... gw sih cuek aja

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
Huehuahuah

Yenny@mesol says:
Takutnyaaaaa

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
u think too much ...

Yenny@mesol says:
come on..... i know u long time also

Yenny@mesol says:
i know the way u thinking

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
you know me also ... im capable of changing ...

Yenny@mesol says:
justru gak

Yenny@mesol says:
tp takutnya km pikirannya kyk gt

Yenny@mesol says:
im not like that...keluar for having fun

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
so ... knp km mesti takut kalo km bener?

Yenny@mesol says:
Udah lupain aza

Yenny@mesol says:
kebanyakan yg aku blom nonton film horror

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
Ic

Yenny@mesol says:
takut ntn horror sendirian

Yenny@mesol says:
takut gak bisa bobo nanti



Right.... ngapain donk elo telp gw tiap malem ... kepengen ngobrol ??? dasar ceweQ kayak gini ... full of shit...

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Kontroversi Playboy Kita....

Gw suka mampir ke website ini skrg.... Entah kenapa.. mungkin karena penyajian yang lumayan apik, mungkin karena buanyak banget kobodohan orang Indo yang dibuka secara blak-blakan disitu...

Ato mungkin sekedar hobby gw nostalgila .... maklum ... gak tiap hari kan kita baca detik dan kompas? Lucu aja gitu denger berita-berita kebodohan masyarakat indo sekarang.

Gwahhh... apalagi denger huru-hara RUU Pornoaksi .... BASI!!! kayak blognya si ceweQ dungu. Udah salah...ngotot lagih...

The same things with Indonesians... (Supaya elo elo pada ngerti apa sih keberatan dari RUUAP ini mendingan loe baca rancangan undang-undangnya dolo deh ... disini

Nah .... gw ini paling males baca yang namanya Undang Undang... mana dari jaman kecil disuruh hapalin yang namanya UUD '45 tiap mo ulangan sejarah.... (Tiap tiap murid pasti punya buku UUD kecil kayak pamflet untuk ngapalin pasal pasal dari UUD '45) Sementara yang dikategorikan berandalan... tinggal pinjem, ato minta paksa, kalau masih gak bisa tinggal geradah temen satu meja loe....

Yeah.... Indonesia is a NATO Nation (No Action - Talk Only)

Gw sempetin deh kasih liat poin poin konyol dari RUUAP.

  • Menggunakan adalah kegiatan memakai materi media massa cetak, media massa elektronik, alat komunikasi medio, dan barang dan/atau jasa pornografi.===> damn ... mati lah gw .. gw nonton parno di TV, donlod parno di Kompie, baca Buku parno (PlayBoy, Penthouse dsb), Omong joroQ di haPe... sama gw suka masturbasi.... jadi ini pelanggaran RUUAP....

  • Pengguna adalah setiap orang yang dengan sengaja menonton/ menyaksikanpornografi dan/atau pornoaksi.===> nice... baru tau ya mas ? kalau pengguna jasa bokep itu namanya "manusia"

  • Anak-anak adalah seseorang yang belum berusia 2 (dua belas) tahun
    Dewasa adalah seseorang yang telah berusia 12 (dua belas) tahun keatas.===> o shit ... Jadi kalo loe udah berumur 13 loe diperbolehkan hamil... nyimeng, ngerokok, sama berbuat hal hal yg tidak baik... sebab loe udah dewasa....

  • Anti pornografi dan pornoaksi bertujuan ;

    a. Menegakkan dan menjunjung tinggi harkat dan martabat manusia yang beriman dan bertakwa dalam rangka membentuk masyarakat yang berkepribadian luhur kepadaTuhan Yang Maha Esa. ,

    b. Memberikan perlindungan, pembinaan, dan pendidikan moral dan akhlak masyarakat

    Kalo nurut gw: Anti pornografi dan pornoaksi bertujuan;
    -Membuat negara Indonesia jadi negara islam, dalam naungan partai syariat islam.
    -Membuat semua golongan cowok pake kopiah, dan semua golongan cewek pake jilbab (termasuk abang abang yang suka pake koteka di Irja sonoh)
    -Membuat masyarakat semakin tolol dengan menghadirkan ilusi, cewekQ berjilbab tidak akan melakukan perzinahan dan segala bentuk pornografi maupun pornoaksi.
    -Membuat masyarakat semakin bau dengan ditutup nya seluruh bagian tubuh dan pori pori udara dari kulit dengan mempergunakan fasilitas baju dan berpakaian kayak ninja.
    -Cuma perwujudan keselnya bang Rhoma cs. atas keberhasilan Inoel menggoyang dunia Bang Rhoma, dan kebablasannya PlayboY indo masuk peredaran.

  • Setiap orang dilarang membeli barang pornografi dan/atau jasa pornografi tanpa alasan yang dibenarkanberdasarkan Undang-Undang ini. ===> alasan yg dibenarkan... buat colie

  • (1) Setiap orang dilarang berciuman bibir di muka umum.
    (2) Setiap orang dilarang rnenyuruh orang lain berciuman bibir di muka umum====> Kecuali cium kambing, kuda liar, ama cium trotoar abis digebukin massa.
  • Setiap orang dilarang menari erotis atau bergoyang erotis di muka umum. ===> damn

  • Pembuatan, penyebarluasan, dan penggunaan pornografi sebagaimana dimaksud dalam Pasal 4 sampai dengan Pasal 23 dikecualikan untuk tujuan pendidikan dan/atau pengembangan ilmu pengetahuan dalam batas yang diperlukan.===> sejak kapan parno buat pengetahuan??? Perasaan cuma buat pelepasan aja koq... sama kenikmatan....

  • Penggunaan barang pornografi dapat dilakukan untuk keperluan pengobatan gangguan kesehatan.===> gw blom pernah liat orang sakit jiwa ngent*t

  • Untuk mencegah dan menanggulangi masalah pornografi dan pornoaksi dalam masyarakat dibentuk Badan Anti Pornografi dan Pornoaksi Nasional, yang selanjutnya disingkat menjadi BAPPN. ===> translation: lembaga ini diciptakan untuk menyita segala barang porno... lalu di tonton, dibaca, dinikmatin, lalu dijualin lagi buat devisa negara dibelakang rakyat. Dijualnya (gelap2) sama rakyat lagi ... yang kagak bisa dibendung ama RUUAP.

Ada lagi kasus penangkapan model playboy indo Joanna Alexandra & Fla Priscilla

When asked why the FPI were targeting only Playboy, and not the other magazines on the market which are of a more risque nature, Jauhari said:

Playboy is [our] target because it is an American franchise. Playboy is the symbol of international pornography. If we let it become legitimate then pornography will become accepted.
(Playboy menjadi sasaran karena majalah ini adalah franchise dari Amerika. Playboy lambang porno internasiopnal. Apabila kita biarkan berarti melegitimasi porno menjadi budaya.)


salahkalonyium warohmatilo wahberaknyebatu..
ana yaqin agama ana faling bener..itu kata ana..
agama ente juga faling bener..itu kata ente..
benarnya ente sama benarnya ana beda..
yg fenting ana suka ana nikahin..ana nggak suka ana cerein..

wasalahnyium