Rant: about 2011 (Another Glorious Year for IT)

So finally it's 2011, it comes faster than I could imagine. Lately I've been just so lazy about writing, I think of the relationship between me and my blog just like "off and on"...

But anyway, here we have the new year 2011, work sucks as always. Here are some of my rant about my workplace:

In 2011 I still have to deal with these shit(s)

1. People who constantly nag nag nag, about their emails being slow. These are the people with Giga-jigabytes of mailbox and they use email to communicate with other people 2 desks apart! Absurd, but yes I do not see the fucking point of sending email where you can just easily come over and spill what you need to say.
   
   
2. People who constantly nag nag nag, about their computer crashing or their applications not working properly. For some reasons we have people installed WoW and StarCraft II in here without permission, and then they complained to me when shit doesn't work. Some people actually spill water on their keyboard and expect the company to pay for the replacements. The sense of entitlement for some of these people are just waaayyy of the charts.
   
   
3. Retarded supervisor, someone who doesn't understand what you were doing, but totally trying to get into the "knowing of everything" deal. They want you to set up mini classes to teach them of how networking works or how to install and operate servers operating system. Scuse' me, if you want to do that you should go to college and earn your degree, not fuck over people that needs to do their job. Worst of all, they disappear and bail on you when you're trying to help them.
   
   
4. HR, is another retarded department who doesn't know how to do "Jack"! What they do in my company is they talk shit about other people all day and then order some fancy food like caffee latte or chocolatta ya-ya and some spring rolls from India. Worse of the worse, when they have a new hire, they tell me to prepare a new workstation like a few hours before the due time.
   
   
5. Some top level people, who felt that they have the utmost sense of entitlement, they put their family members to work in the same company so daddy can teach you about business, which is horse shit. What you're doing is that you're encouraging them to slack all day without doing nothing, what the fuck do they do all day anyway, never seen them available to do jack shit.
   
   
6. Some top level people who ask you to fix their personal computers, fuck dude I do not want to see your son's porn collection (because he is a porn addict). And guess what, not a single penny was ever given as a payment, but the IT guy gotta do it because his life depends on it.
   
   
7. Fake people, people who pretends to be all nice with an all cute smile and giggles, ouch just hate that shit. These are the types of people that looks nice, smell nice, but only being nice when they need you. They are ready to stab you with a samurai the minute you turn your back on them.
   
   
8. People who thinks that you're a maid. They ask you to fix the ceiling, to mount a whiteboard, and grab groceries from your Range Rover in the parking lot. I go to school to work on servers and network equipment, not your bag boy from Smart and Final. They tell you in a nice way, that you are a master of "everything" but in reality, they never give you raise for that. Heck If I am a master of all talents I would have a harem right now and a squad of prostitutes licking my balls.
   
   
9. People who uses the intercom to page people out loud, it is fucking annoying and dehumanizing. You use that to page announcement in emergency situations, not paging people to check and see where they're at and what they're doing.
   
   
10. People who thinks that you should work on their computer during lunch time, heck I haven't had lunch time in well over a year. You need to stick a sign in their thick skull that IT people also would like to take lunch and have a LIFE. They also expects you to be available 24-7 even weekends and holidays. GO FUCK Yourself...
    

Anyway, here are some of my rants in 2011, they said nothing beats starting the new year with a bang!

I really hope that I can write more on this blog, I kinda miss the sharing opportunities, or making fun of other and their inabilities-lacking thereof.

Now I can just find some "me" time....

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Honorable mention of 2011:

• Cafeteria plan,
  In 2010 they charged me almost 1 grand for a cafeteria plan, apparently this is the money that they charged you for your shitty-ass coffee in the morning as well as the birthday celebration shit. First of all I do not drink a total of 1 grand of coffee per year, I do not understand which part of the "cafeteria plan" does not include food? And lastly, who the hell ask you to celebrate my birthday?
  
  
• The recycling trash can business,
  Some genius thinks that it is a good idea to change all the regular trash can in the office and turn them into "recyclable" only. Now you could only put "recyclables" materials in there, so where the fuck should you go to throw out your other 99.9% non-recyclable trash?
  
  
• People who talks "this stuff is below your pay grade",
  Excuse me, how would you like me to rate your wife or girlfriend above or below their fuck-able level?
  
  
• People who brings their family members to work,
  These type of people will bring their family member to work, and actually encourage them to "visit" everyone and have a chit-chat. So I have to stop EVERYTHING that I am doing to converse with your family member. If I want to do that I can just do it at a bathroom stall in a bar after drinking...