Something lack a hoo - hoo's ...

********************************************************
Today I went to one of my client's office in Pasadena area....

I went to their exquisite bathroom....
I want to make a poo poo just like an executive...

And I saw they have two cool sensor-thing-a-ma-bob (normally I would only see one for the water)...


And sure enough it was soap.... This the good kind of soap, the one that doesn't eradicates the kumans and bacterias along with your skin....


After that... you just go to the left for the water... how neat :D

********************************************************

Of course BT have to introduce me to this website.... due to his hormonal imbalances, all he could think off are boobs and how to score boobs.


Enter: freeimplants.com


The site talks about how ladies can get free boob job, while the stupid nerds are paying for it.
This shit cracks me up....

It's funny how they bolded the bigger and the breast part....

Have you ever wanted bigger breasts?
But couldn't afford the expensive costs of surgery?
Here is your opportunity to earn Free Breast Implants!

Gents
Help the girl of YOUR dreams,
get the body of her dreams.
Develop a connection with a girl of your choice and help her earn Free Breast Implants!

Again....
The girl of my dream... let me ponder this a while...
Get the body of her dream....
But she ain't gonna give me shait' ain't she??
You could theoretically develop a relationship, but guaranteed this is the noon scoring one..

How this shit works...
You can buy credits for as low as $1.20. In addition, you have the option to signup for a monthly membership that gives you 5 message credits per month along with unrestricted access to over 1000 ladies profiles.
Translation .... 5 messages for 1000 ladies... and none of them would like to score with ya...
I'm telling you, nothing can rip you off like this, and you don't see it comin'

And remember... the best part is seeing the newly transformed ladies after the surgery when they return to the website to post pictures of the results. You can take pride in knowing that you helped her improve her self esteem and self image! And still no scoring involved.... you get to drool over her pics only.

How the shit looks...

I mean, she looks like she's so hungry, she could eat you whole...


And of course, regardless having her boobs implanted.... she's still fugly....

I can't believe this shit .... Somebody ough to sue someone :D....

Celebrities... crazy about blogs...

If Dian Sastro has a blog.....

What would be your first comment?
What would you do?

Well for those of you stalkers out there....
Good news is ... she now has a blog, although she might doesn't know how to use it, it is (for some people that is) fun to follow and to read the daily stupid stuff these celebrities done each and everyday.


Wuaaa.... so crappy, yet so intriguing....


Can't help to notice that Dian have to look at the camera every time someone took a picture, in every picture of Dian's blog you will find Dian facing the camera in all style possible (or at least one of her body parts will be on the picture). Can't help noticing that celebrities are, well, "self-centered"....


The fascinating thing about celebrities are they tend to invent words, that only they could understand the meaning for; so for people like me "camera lomo" "holga" and "diana+" is somewhat of a mystery... It's like reading ancient scriptures full of codes.... shitty codes..


Dian is a little disturbed... as you can read here....
I was trying to imagine and vision her writings, but I've got a terrible headache... So i leave it at that.
Some people do "ngayal" better than others...


Was it not supposed to be tittled "The Children is the Future?"
-Children now are not educated, but if they could learn to play video games and access internet, how is that not educated?
-They have the right to play, but in Dian's world they cannot play video games, WTF are the children supposed to play? Play tarik becak?

Dian, if you could just get off the Lomo crack for a while, .... you will probably be less of a drama queen, in turn help our youngsters to look up to you as a better role model....

Crazy Web Ads....

Jadi inget jaman jaman baheula pas internet baru keluar...

Jaman baheula internet advertisingnya masih simple, cuma gambar, pake html, kedip-kedip, jadi deh, (tinggal tiba tiba elo klick, dan ratusan virus masuk ke kompie loe).

-Setelah itu loe sadar kalau kompie loe kiamat, tinggal cari tukang bersihin virus yang handal, bayar upeti supaya kompie loe bisa balik normal.

Jaman sekarang advertising udah high-tech ya? Advertising pake flash, pake movie, beneran kayak real-life experience. Some rich multimedia contents

Like this one...


Ceweknya gerak-gerak .... itunya goyang goyang...

Tapi kalau loe liat dibawahnya ada actual disclaimer: Illustrative purposes only. Not actual member(s).


And in reality, these are the women behind the computers...
(Kenyataannya inilah yang beraksi di belakang layar komputer...)


Yang lebih gila lagi... foto kampanye Hillary dipajang disebelah web ads gituan....
-Se-desperate itu kah Hillary?
-Another advertising gone wrong.... 0.o

Iklan juga semakin pinter lo!!

nih buktinya:

Naro link tepat di profile elo pas elo berfoto kayak orang telmi (telat mikir)
Terus kasih link: Mentally retarded adults...
nice...

Jaman sekarang juga internet advertising walaupun lebih syuur...
Masih ada satu hal yang masih relevan

(tinggal tiba tiba elo klick, dan ratusan virus masuk ke kompie loe).

-Setelah itu loe sadar kalau kompie loe kiamat, tinggal cari tukang bersihin virus yang handal, bayar upeti supaya kompie loe bisa balik normal.

^_^