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Wednesday, February 09, 2011

How bad is the economy?

Got this of CL a while back, credits to the original author...

How bad is the economy? The economy is so bad that:

  • I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

  • African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials.

  • CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

  • B.P. laid off 25 Congressmen.

  • A stripper was injured when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

  • I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

  • I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.

  • If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

  • Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

  • Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

  • My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her.

  • A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

  • Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

  • A picture is now only worth 200 words.

  • They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street".

  • The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And finally
  • I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc that I called the Suicide Hotline. It rang into a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!

posted by RayKo at 11:27 AM

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