Obvious sign that you're a geek....

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Obvious sign that you're a geek....

-You woke up in the mornin' and the first thing that you do is check your e-mail.
-Your iPod can do other things other than playing mp3's, God forbid its primary use is not to play song like any other iPods people have.
-You go to Target and similar electronics store, and you ask "Do you have nintendo Wii in stock??"
-You have gadgets and toys that in your opinion should makes your life easier, but in reality you're just lazy.
-Bond : "Shaken not stirred" You: "Broadband not Dial-up"
-Your car is equipped with Navigation system, the interior looks like an electronic store.
-You've got electrical outlet, iPod attachment, and integrated bluetooth speaker system in your car (even though it's just a Honda Civic).
-You read magazine and articles disproofing about God's existence.
-You have never-ending stock of CD/RW's and DVD/RW's.
-You constantly thinking about the way to score with hot chicks.
-You constantly thinking about your prince charming that will come one day (maybe another century or so)
-You refer to myspace and friendster as your social life.
-Your MSN status reflects your current activity, such as sleeping, away, eating, and watching pornos.
-You've got tons of emoticons for your daily conversation, even emo that describes "shit" and "angry pandas".
-You think "Matrix" and "Hacker" is non fiction.
-You tried so hard to gather evidences that "Matrix" actually talks about Jesus in the future.
-You think Gil Grisham is hot.
-You can't go anywhere without your laptop.
-You've wondered if prayers can be answered through e-mail.
-You've wondered if Santa has a high-tech workshop.
-You don't believe in Santa, but you believe what the bestbuy dude tells you that they don't make commission based on their sale.
-You've been to anime convention and dress as one (although you knew you look like shit).
-You've been to anime comic convention and try to mingle (although you don't read japanese).
-You tried so hard to look "chinese" or "japanese" with the hair-do and the wacky gears you put on.
-You think Jon Lovitz is hot, but hey you only buy subway sandwiches cuz the gal that sells the sandwich got some nice hoohoos.
-Your fave entertainment channel is youtube.
-You think MTV is a waste of time, but you can't help but watch it--just so you can analyze how stupid Jessica Simpson is.
-You've always wondered .... "Is bigger actually better???"
-You've always wondered .... "Are those real???"
-You do everything online, except shaving your grandmama's legs.
-You think speeding is surfing the net @ 4.5 Megs a second.
-Your criminal records total equals the number of how much you have had sex in your lifetime.
-Your understanding of "kinky" is putting a 3.5 Floppy Disc into a Zip Drive.
-Your book of choice: "How to ditch a pentium III in 10 days...."
-You think mr. Spock is hot (Goddamn.....)
-You do computer repairs for sex (even with grandmas).
-Your definition of "sexy" is the feeling you get when you touch that new fanless motherboard.
-Heterosexual for you meaning that you can use your monitor for both TV and Computer use.
-God despise you, because you kept on jammin his blessings into your SPAM folders.
-Yo momma and papa despise you, cuz the only e-mail account you opened is the one you use to register your porn account with.
-You've considered changing your name to Johnny McLongCock, and Bruce HardMember.
-You love the Simpsons, South Park and other crappy cartoons, but you hate the evening news.
-Family guy really describe your family.
-You've got an old computer (freakin' old) thats running as a dedicated server in your own home.
-Your dedicated server primary use: "Serving pornos through your entire house."
-You've got harddrive space like one of those ebay or amazon.com has, it doesnt start with "Giga", but "Tera."
-And most of the spaces occupied is for your pornos collection.
-You thanked Jesus/ Muhammad/ Buddha or any other God for pirated softwarez.
-You've entered an ugly people contest and the judges says "Sorry, no proffesionals."
-You lurks in shopping malls, in the gaming store, even kids started to think you're creepy.
-You spend your holidays battling hordes of evil in online gaming.
-You think "hell" is a place (or cubicle) where the 486's still operating these days with Windows 95.
-You've woke one day and remember a dream where you were a character in Warcraft.
-Chicks dig your overclock processing speed.
-Dudes dig your pornos collection (literally).
-40 years old virgin was a very inspirational movie for you.