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Monday, April 16, 2007

Things to keep the nerds busy.....

While maybe going out and clubbing, while trying to score with hot chicks it's not an available option for you; nerds can still have fun (yeah almost like blondes do). When everybody else is showing their super ego and get tangled in the mating ritual, you can still scores with some of these activities.

- Got plenty time available ?
Try to work with a Micro$oft Windoze Server 2003, not only you will get the experience installing and upgrading server class operating system. The concept of Active Directory, Domain Controller and IIS (Internet Information System) will sure to get you hooked. You can even make your own server box by getting cheap deals online or from your closest electronics superstore like Fry's. Your experience will also land you on a 65k+ yearly salary. Not bad for a time filler eh?


We know it shucks...but so many company uses it, does that mean more money for you? YES!

The coolest thing about it is that you can also host your own e-mail service, set up websites and other useful stuff from the comfort of your own home! (Provided you have high speed internet access such as cable and DSL) Face it, when you make 65k+ a year driving a brand new BMW, chicks will dig you. If all else fails, you can still serve your own p0rn0 channel for your perverted friends.
- Got some brain power?
Be sure to check out some I.T certifications, such as A+, MCSE, or even MCSE, these certifications are good for some quite time and by getting them proves your technological prowess and proficiency to make Darth Vader begs at your fingertips, hey he might be good at dueling, but someone gotta do his e-mails and his internet connection, why not you? Certificated technicians are in high demand, careful though, some of this certifications like MCSE (Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer) require tons of reading (you have to pass 7 test to get the certifications and each cost about 125 shindigs)


We know when someone finished reading these much materials, they are worthy the tittle "God" (in I.T of course)
- Got some muscles?
You can start by going to the gym, and exercise, lose those spare tires and lower those cholesterol levels. You can also hook up with some chicks on the gym. and although maybe nerds are not meant to look like Hulk Hogan the least you can do is tone yourself, and keep yourself healthy.


Only in America you can have convenience like this one....
- Like to talk?
You can always check out online for some language lessons, Japanese and Chinese are like some of the hottest language that you can try. If book is not one of your favorite deal, then you should watch anime, or soap operas (careful though, soap operas are known to be tearjerkers, don't resolve to this solution if you feel your manly-hood are being challenged). Touche' nothing is cooler than saying "I am your God, and I would literally kick your ass!" in Japanese?


Hmmm, maybe not this extreme, but do whatever with your life man... more power to ya...
- Like to experiment?
Then you should try culinary art a.k.a cooking, some of the worlds famous chefs are known to be nerds, plus your hot babe wouldn't mind a candle night dinner for two. Who knows, this one may kick it further to second base for you nerds out there!
Disclaimer: In the event that these activities will actually de-nerd-efied you (making you less nerd or more nerd, we (the owner of this blog) is not responsible for your actions.

1 Comments:

Blogger Crystal said...

nerd!

4/17/2007 7:28 AM

 

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