Something lack a hoo - hoo's ...

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Today I went to one of my client's office in Pasadena area....

I went to their exquisite bathroom....
I want to make a poo poo just like an executive...

And I saw they have two cool sensor-thing-a-ma-bob (normally I would only see one for the water)...


And sure enough it was soap.... This the good kind of soap, the one that doesn't eradicates the kumans and bacterias along with your skin....


After that... you just go to the left for the water... how neat :D

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Of course BT have to introduce me to this website.... due to his hormonal imbalances, all he could think off are boobs and how to score boobs.


Enter: freeimplants.com


The site talks about how ladies can get free boob job, while the stupid nerds are paying for it.
This shit cracks me up....

It's funny how they bolded the bigger and the breast part....

Have you ever wanted bigger breasts?
But couldn't afford the expensive costs of surgery?
Here is your opportunity to earn Free Breast Implants!

Gents
Help the girl of YOUR dreams,
get the body of her dreams.
Develop a connection with a girl of your choice and help her earn Free Breast Implants!

Again....
The girl of my dream... let me ponder this a while...
Get the body of her dream....
But she ain't gonna give me shait' ain't she??
You could theoretically develop a relationship, but guaranteed this is the noon scoring one..

How this shit works...
You can buy credits for as low as $1.20. In addition, you have the option to signup for a monthly membership that gives you 5 message credits per month along with unrestricted access to over 1000 ladies profiles.
Translation .... 5 messages for 1000 ladies... and none of them would like to score with ya...
I'm telling you, nothing can rip you off like this, and you don't see it comin'

And remember... the best part is seeing the newly transformed ladies after the surgery when they return to the website to post pictures of the results. You can take pride in knowing that you helped her improve her self esteem and self image! And still no scoring involved.... you get to drool over her pics only.

How the shit looks...

I mean, she looks like she's so hungry, she could eat you whole...


And of course, regardless having her boobs implanted.... she's still fugly....

I can't believe this shit .... Somebody ough to sue someone :D....