Retard-Minded

How bad is the economy?

2011-02-09T11:27:00.000-08:00

Got this of CL a while back, credits to the original author...

How bad is the economy? The economy is so bad that:

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
B.P. laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was injured when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street".
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And finally

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc that I called the Suicide Hotline. It rang into a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!

Discrimination @ work...

2011-01-19T11:39:00.000-08:00

The boss was pissed...

Just got the bills from a new server install project in Hong Kong...

Almost 6 grand...

I guess this is a good lesson, next time you would not do things in such a hurry...

And maybe next time you would just send me instead for the job overseas...

LOL....

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So one of the things with working with IT is that you are subjected to long hours, weekend works as well as break or lunch time that is often uncertain. You normally need to work on something when everybody else is out lunch so that you can get actual work done.

Well in my workplace, it's a bit of a different story...

I started to get pissed off seeing how some of the people here get their lunch delivered daily. There's a designated person here that ask everyone around "What do you want for lunch?" and then she would brought lunch to every office to my left and my right, but not mine. Mind you I have been working here for more than 2 years... Why discriminate? Was it so hard to ask me for what would I like to have for lunch?
The company charge me almost $1000.00 last year for the so called "cafeteria plan" in which I assume, cafeteria plan includes food, for me, TO EAT. Apparently it only covers for coffee (suck-ass coffee) and tea. If I would have my own coffee maker, and just buy one of those Folger's ground coffee I would probably would not be able to spend $1000.00 for the whole year...

Well then another thing that the cafeteria plan covers apparently is the birthday celebrations, where everyone just say happy birthday to a bunch of people they do not know and do not interact with. First of all, I do not ask for my birthday to be celebrated, especially with people I do not even talk or need to talk to, this is just a waste of time, so can I at least opt-out and get some of my cafeteria money back?
Bloody hell, everyday I worked about 9+ hours with no breaks. Every time I went to lunch, they called and urges me to come back (IMMEDIATELY) so often times when I am enjoying my meal, DURING LUNCH TIME, I have to urgently pay and take it to go.
They call me after hours, 7 pm or later. First of all, I barely got home at 7, then what I do mostly is spending time with my wife and of course, have dinner. Well my retarded supervisor often times call me during this time to troubleshoot retarded issues. I cannot believe what is so important with freakin BlackBerry, that you have to get your email working this instance. So nowadays, what I do, I just keep the phone on silent.
They call me weekends, no matter what time it is... Again to troubleshoot trivial issues. My Wi-Fi does not work, or how do you turn on audio on a Mac laptop? I always think at the back of my head, why the fuck do people bother me on the weekend? Can just people get a fucking life on Saturday and Sunday and comes back to work on Monday?
The primadonas, these are the FAKE people, who are full of shit and ready to backstab you immediately upon anything you say or do. What they do is they like to forward your emails to your supervisor just so they can get you in trouble. I hope these bitches rot in computer hell...
People who doesn't do shit all day, but they looked very stressed and they tell people that they are stressed. They need like numerous "smoke breaks" just to focus and calm their selves down. FYI you do not need smoke to calm yourself.
The company never supplied me with a computer for work, and yet I need to work on a COMPUTER. So I actually have to bring one computer from home and utilize it as my work computer. It is amazing how the company spends thousands on brand new laptop for others but left its IT person dry like Sunkist raisins...

Just suck me dryyyy like raisins...
So based on my opinion and findings, I found that I have been discriminated badly at my work place. I do not know whether it's because I am Asian, or because I am retarded, but maybe mostly because I am both...

Jury Duty... Why oh why....

2011-01-17T17:16:00.001-08:00

Another "love letter"

What a retard...

Since when do you need an "admin privileges" to cycle display output?

All you have to press is the Function key + F8.

You gotta love this shit when people who doesn't know shit, acts like they know shit. Where do you learn about "Admin Privileges" anyway?

I'd have to ask, what have you been smoking?

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So I have to take my wife for a "mandatory" jury duty. I figured since we are good tax paying citizens, we should at least make the trip.

The jury summons letter set the time of meeting to be 8:45 am on Tuesday morning. I woke up this morning around 6:30 am, not that I am ever a morning person. Then we set out and leave the house around 7:00 am.

For those of you who live in the LA area surely know that the 405 freeway is notorious for its traffic jam, we were thinking that if we leave early enough, we can surely beat the traffic; plus using the carpool lane would also speed up things.

So we have to drive from San Fernando area to Beverly Hills courthouse, why they don't schedule the jury to serve on a closer courthouse I could never understand. We have the Chatsworth courthouse practically 5 minutes away from where we live, yet we have to drive over to Beverly Hills.

Well, it took us about 1.5 hours to drive the 15.7 mile from San Fernando to Beverly Hills, we were not late but we were not early either. Then what was annoying is that, they do not have any case for the day, so my wife was let go 10 minutes after the initial summons. So we literally drive for 1.5 hours in traffic for nothing.

Now I do understand that jury duty is one of our civic duty and I do not think the idea is bad at all. I just think some improvements could be made:

The Jury Telephone line should be upgraded, and at least have better functions than simply taking your registration and then rudely (randomly) hangs up on you--it feels like playing "hang-up roulette". Have you ever noticed how hard it is to get a hold someone from any of the public service telephone line? They are overburdened, and hardly anyone is ever on the other line. If you think calling the Jury Duty line is tough, try the welfare office... (I thought so).
I think the courthouse should be open 24 hours, so that busy people can report for Jury Duty during off hours. For positive revenue, the courthouse can also open a Yoga center and Gym membership.
They should have some kind of Internet registration, in this day and age where everyone is carrying iPhones and BlackBerries, it is just a common sense to be able to complete your Jury Duty registration online and even check the status of the summons.
Fees, fees and fees... There are no motivation whatsoever to perform jury duty. You do not (hardly) get paid to serve, your company often times don't reimburse you for that, plus on top of that you would have to spend money on gas (maybe bus/ train fares) and parking (since those snotballs won't allow you to actually park in the courthouse, you actually have to pay to park across the street for 8 bucks whole day). Totally a waste of taxpayer's money and resources. I am doing my civic duty, in the courthouse out of my own willingness and yet I cannot park in the courthouse? That is totally absurd... I think the courthouse should implement a parking system as well as vallet and concierge services.
When I go around the courthouse, I see cops everywhere writing tickets and checking you out, the courthouse should be more friendly by rolling out the red carpet and allowing Starbucks to open a drive thru besides the courthouse, not only this will generate revenue, it will also create a friendlier environment. Integrate that with online ordering from point 3, then you will get a slam dunk!

Here are just some of the improvement ideas that I have noticed, now if we can get the ball rolling that would be great!

Picking up people from the Airport, why is it such a hassle??

2011-01-17T12:20:00.000-08:00

Apparently someone likes to read my mails...

I just got this letter left on my desk, with my name on it and it's completely opened.

To the bitch that read this mail, with my name on it, directed to me, FUCK you and your ass-wipe self. You should at least have some decency to admit your doing...

It is fuckin' rude to open and read others' mail.

I hope you chocked on dicks tonight...

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So, I have a friend of mine going back from visiting Indonesia.

I don't understand why Indonesian people are so picky about going travel abroad. Someone will always have to be there to take them to the airport and pick them up from the airport.

Last I check, there are several ways to arrange your travel plans to and from the airport to minimize the headache for people who needs to drop and pick you up.

Driving on the 405 Freeway to go to the airport is like a suicide...

You could literally use a "lay away" system meaning you can use the bus to and from the airport, to your nearest city. You need to shell some money, but overall it is not bad.

There is airport shuttle, to and from the airport that will also take you there.

I just do not understand why Indonesians need to have "special favors" drop off and pickup service from their doorstep to the airport and vice versa?

And that is not the end of the story.

Apparently, my friend decided to wait until the last minute to tell me that he needed me to pick him up. Why cannot you be more responsible for your needs? People, you need to be considerate of others as well when you are asking for others' help...

I do not care how busy you are, call, text, email, or IM-me... Certainly you can at least let me know with so many methods of communication available...

And to think I have to do this on a Monday night, and I still have to pay for airport parking...

Review: ABCToys4me.com Anime Store

2011-01-14T23:46:00.000-08:00

Collecting toys are now becoming more and more toxic, since recently I just started to expand my toys search (from Chinatown and Little Tokyo, LA) into the realm of Westminster and Paramount, CA

On the map, that's about a 60-mile radius.
A= my place
B= Anime Jungle - Little Tokyo
C= ABCToy4me - Paramount
D= Anime King - Westminster

So today, I decided to visit this anime warehouse store ABCToy4me, which is located in Paramount, CA. I inquire about their warehouse on the phone, and a very friendly guy just told me that I can just come into the warehouse to see and pick up what I want anytime during weekdays from 9 - 6.

Apparently they do not have a storefront, most of their transaction are done online via Amazon or eBay, and thus they save more overhead cost by not having a physical store.

When we came to the area, it was a pretty strange setup, a bunch of guys just hanging around in front of the warehouse playing Yugi-Oh! cards, one of them just directed us to go inside.

Once inside, it was a very big place with pretty much toys everywhere, arranged in racks. Although they tried, it doesn't seemed that much organization exists. I am an open minded person, so I do not mind the setup at all, as long as the price is right.

Racks and racks of toys...

So we immediately being greeted by a ~~fat cow~~ lady that was eager to sell us stuff, she was asking which items that we'd like. I can't help that I felt like being watched and pressured to pick the stuff and get the hell out, seemed like every turn I made to a different isle she was busy watching and following me.

I stumble upon a few figures and ask her for pricing, she went and took the items and come back in a bout 5 minutes or so, telling me about the pricing. I'd say it's a bit higher than the normal market price, but if they are good I will take it (she also promise me a 10% discount on my order).

Then I was looking at several figures more, well there was one figures that has a price tag of $19.99 on the bottom, and so I think SCORE! I gave her that figure with 2 others to her and told her that we are ready to go.

To my surprise she came back after another 5 minutes with the pricing for the figures. Outrageously they were written in post-it notes and the prices were at least 3 times higher! I told her that this is not the price they have online, and that one of the figures had a $19.99 price tag on it.

What got me so mad is that she apparently took off the original $19.99 price tag from the figure and told me that she is selling it for $80, a 60 dollar mark-up on the spot. Where the fuck does this come from? The rest were not doing so great either, they were marked as $40 and $75 for a $20.00 each, top!

That moment on, I realized that they are doing a shady business practice. We decided to cancel and leave the place almost immediately. Now I do not mind pricing much, but the fact that she marked up the price on the spot plus taking off the current price tag is FREAKIN SHADY...

I may not come back and deal with ABCToy4me.com after my experience, but again other's mileage may vary...

Here is their current info:
15962 Downey Ave.,
Paramount, CA 90723
Tel: 562-602-0888
http://www.abctoy4me.net/

Rant: What I hate about Facebook...

2011-01-13T10:58:00.000-08:00

So yes,

Everyone is trading out their old fashioned blogs and stuff, and here we are, we've got Facebook. One of the best ways to keep communicating with people that you want to be BFF with, as well another way to show other people that you are doing better than them.

The phenomenon seemed so viral, that everyone is getting a piece of the action, even computer illiterate people nowadays tweet and FB their status via their smart phones. Back in the days only IT. people have smart phones, and they do serve a purpose (instead of watching YouTube all day).

This are some of the stuff I hate about FB users:

People that are social media whores, they posted their status and urges people to "like" and comment on their status. It's feels like calling your friend and saying "Hey, why don't you ever call me?" Well, here a clue: I don't want to talk to you, or "like" your retarded statuses. Maybe I just don't want to talk to you period...
People that posted waaayyy too much details, either about their personal life or about their beliefs system.

Yeah... wayyy to much details, nothing that I want to know or think about... Or even people who kept saying God this and God that... "I love Jesus and all his cronies", it's just "lame"... You can keep your faith and religion and I respect that, but to shove it down others' throat is just plain wrong.
People who pretends they are your friend, added you on FB but actually do not even communicate with you. They just want an "update" from your news feeds and laugh at your misery.
People who likes to post or re-post quotes and encouragement words. If I am looking for words of encouragement, I would talk to my psychiatrist or my doc. It is not cool and not even original. Once or twice it is okay to do that, but posting it on every chance you get is uberly lame...
The Farmer people, whether you like farmville or farmland or dick-farming, you should stop posting your achievements on FB on my walls every 15 minutes. You should try to go out and get a life....
People who suffer lame photos syndrome, which means people who took the same picture and style over and over again and posted it on their walls.
People who posted their pictures with their car, just to show how nice their car/ possession are. The truth is, almost everybody here has one (if it's a BMW) and you are not that "special".
People who are trying to be comedian by posting funny comments, that aren't actually funny.
People from work that wants to be your friend, I mean fuck, I've seen you almost 8 hours per day (email, phones, IM), why would I still want to see you on FB?
People who tags you everywhere on their stupid pictures, why would you tag me on a picture of a dog? or picture of a dog's ass?

Tag this, biyatch...

Rant: about 2011 (Another Glorious Year for IT)

2011-01-12T11:50:00.000-08:00

So finally it's 2011, it comes faster than I could imagine. Lately I've been just so lazy about writing, I think of the relationship between me and my blog just like "off and on"...

But anyway, here we have the new year 2011, work sucks as always. Here are some of my rant about my workplace:

In 2011 I still have to deal with these shit(s)

People who constantly nag nag nag, about their emails being slow. These are the people with Giga-jigabytes of mailbox and they use email to communicate with other people 2 desks apart! Absurd, but yes I do not see the fucking point of sending email where you can just easily come over and spill what you need to say.
People who constantly nag nag nag, about their computer crashing or their applications not working properly. For some reasons we have people installed WoW and StarCraft II in here without permission, and then they complained to me when shit doesn't work. Some people actually spill water on their keyboard and expect the company to pay for the replacements. The sense of entitlement for some of these people are just waaayyy of the charts.
Retarded supervisor, someone who doesn't understand what you were doing, but totally trying to get into the "knowing of everything" deal. They want you to set up mini classes to teach them of how networking works or how to install and operate servers operating system. Scuse' me, if you want to do that you should go to college and earn your degree, not fuck over people that needs to do their job. Worst of all, they disappear and bail on you when you're trying to help them.
HR, is another retarded department who doesn't know how to do "Jack"! What they do in my company is they talk shit about other people all day and then order some fancy food like caffee latte or chocolatta ya-ya and some spring rolls from India. Worse of the worse, when they have a new hire, they tell me to prepare a new workstation like a few hours before the due time.
Some top level people, who felt that they have the utmost sense of entitlement, they put their family members to work in the same company so daddy can teach you about business, which is horse shit. What you're doing is that you're encouraging them to slack all day without doing nothing, what the fuck do they do all day anyway, never seen them available to do jack shit.
Some top level people who ask you to fix their personal computers, fuck dude I do not want to see your son's porn collection (because he is a porn addict). And guess what, not a single penny was ever given as a payment, but the IT guy gotta do it because his life depends on it.
Fake people, people who pretends to be all nice with an all cute smile and giggles, ouch just hate that shit. These are the types of people that looks nice, smell nice, but only being nice when they need you. They are ready to stab you with a samurai the minute you turn your back on them.
People who thinks that you're a maid. They ask you to fix the ceiling, to mount a whiteboard, and grab groceries from your Range Rover in the parking lot. I go to school to work on servers and network equipment, not your bag boy from Smart and Final. They tell you in a nice way, that you are a master of "everything" but in reality, they never give you raise for that. Heck If I am a master of all talents I would have a harem right now and a squad of prostitutes licking my balls.
People who uses the intercom to page people out loud, it is fucking annoying and dehumanizing. You use that to page announcement in emergency situations, not paging people to check and see where they're at and what they're doing.
People who thinks that you should work on their computer during lunch time, heck I haven't had lunch time in well over a year. You need to stick a sign in their thick skull that IT people also would like to take lunch and have a LIFE. They also expects you to be available 24-7 even weekends and holidays. GO FUCK Yourself...

Anyway, here are some of my rants in 2011, they said nothing beats starting the new year with a bang!

I really hope that I can write more on this blog, I kinda miss the sharing opportunities, or making fun of other and their inabilities-lacking thereof.

Now I can just find some "me" time....

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Honorable mention of 2011:

Cafeteria plan,
In 2010 they charged me almost 1 grand for a cafeteria plan, apparently this is the money that they charged you for your shitty-ass coffee in the morning as well as the birthday celebration shit. First of all I do not drink a total of 1 grand of coffee per year, I do not understand which part of the "cafeteria plan" does not include food? And lastly, who the hell ask you to celebrate my birthday?
The recycling trash can business,
Some genius thinks that it is a good idea to change all the regular trash can in the office and turn them into "recyclable" only. Now you could only put "recyclables" materials in there, so where the fuck should you go to throw out your other 99.9% non-recyclable trash?
People who talks "this stuff is below your pay grade",
Excuse me, how would you like me to rate your wife or girlfriend above or below their fuck-able level?
People who brings their family members to work,
These type of people will bring their family member to work, and actually encourage them to "visit" everyone and have a chit-chat. So I have to stop EVERYTHING that I am doing to converse with your family member. If I want to do that I can just do it at a bathroom stall in a bar after drinking...

You guys need to grow up...

2010-06-01T11:46:00.000-07:00

Bicara tentang growing up, gak kerasa umur sudah mendekati yang namanya kepala 3, dulu-dulu pas jaman kepala 2 rasanya "invincible" "nothing can stop us kind of thing."

Well ternyata, banyak perubahan yang mau gak mau notabene mesti berubah juga sebab gak ada yang namanya "status quo"

Rematis, hilang ingatan (sering lupa), sakit kepala, kantong kering, adalah beberapa gejala yang sering mengiringi pertambahan usia.

Gw sengaja bikin kepala loe pusing dengan segala macem istilah latin - supaya gw keliatan lebih pinter dari apa yang elo kira.... Kalo gak tau ya elo wiki sendiri lah...

Banyak temen-temen yang udah lulus, terus balik ke Indo - udah gak bisa clubbing lagi deh, malu udah punya anak bini, cucu dan cicit. Belom lagi mesti urusan tinggal bareng sama mertua. Yang kayak gini udah gak usah kuatir, sebab hidupnya bakalan sama sampai akhir hayat, masuk ke lubang kubur - diketekin mertua sama istri/suami.

Temen disini gw kata relatif yah, abisnya kalo yang bokek melulu dan kagak pernah bayar alias doyan ngutang, gak sepantasnya elo sebut temen...

Tapi dari sekian banyak temen, yang udah balik dan udah gak mau kenal lagi sama gua, masih ada aja yang stuck disini. Contohnya salah satu temen gw yg dulu gelap-gelapan minta asylum, dan gue denger-denger sekarang katanya udah di kasih citizenship disini. Sekarang doi naek BMW (walaupun bekas)... Lagaknya kayak bidadari turun dari langit, tapi hidup kayak shit.

Setelah gw perhatikan, ada beberapa ciri-ciri orang Indo yang hampir sama:

Gw bingung, kenapa sih buat orang Indo kebanyakan rata-rata disini elo mesti naek mobil yang merknya BMW (I don't give a rat's ass). BMW disini kalau yang seri 3 sih udah biasaaaa...

simbol kejantanan orang Indo di LA...
Orang Indo disini terobsesi sama yang namanya fitness, mesty ke gym lah, makan gak mau banyak-banyak lah. Tapi sampe sekarang blom juga laku alias masih jomblo. Seharusnya kalau badan lu buff dan toned, loe mestinya laku atau at least banyak pacarnya...
Mereka sering bicara soal masalah bisnis dan investasi, ketemu dengan temen-temen untuk bicara bisnis, padahal sih cuma ngerumpi di restoran Chinese (karena murah) ato kafe-kafe (juga karena murah) sambil nampang turun dari BMW. Biasanya bergerombolan, karena orang Indo suka malu kalau makan sendirian...

Naik BMW tapi kalo makan selalu ribut soal bayar, kembalian mesti diitung sampe ke penny...
Kalo weekend, kerjaannya paling nonton, makan di Korean resto, terus abis itu comment di FB about how exciting your craptastic weekend was....
Orang Indo suka gak mau kalah bersaing, misalnya waktu temen gw denger kalau gw rencana mo beli rumah, buru-buru dia bilang kalau dia juga mau beli rumah. Padahal sih jual kolor dulu juga belum tentu dia bisa beli rumah.
Suka meremehkan - Segala daya dan upaya beserta jerih payah yang udah elo lakukan selama ini pasti diremehkan. Contohnya:

Ungkapan: "Eh gw baru beli mobil dapet segini loh, murah!"
Respon: "Ah segitu sih mahal, gw beli disini dapet harga lebih murah, sama dikasih kolor gratis sama si engko yang jual, blom lagi karpet sama aksesorisnye."

Ungkapan: "Eh gw baru diet loh, turun 5 kg!"
Respon: "Ah tapi gw liat koq elo tambah gemuk yah?"

Ungkapan: "Eh kemaren gw ketemu setan loh!"
Respon: "Ah segitu sih biasa, waktu itu gw lagi tidur di kamar, jam di dinding gue sampe jalan mundur, gw mati sebentar trus idup lagi"

Intinya, banyak orang Indo disini yang masih suka "stuck" di glory masa lalu, padahal udah bukan waktunya berkoar soal BMW. Tetap aja masih jomblo karena kagak laku....

You people really need to grow up...

She loves me none..

2010-05-20T16:29:00.000-07:00

Another interesting story:

I was talking to one of my friend, that I have not yet seen in so many years. The amazing-ness of technology nowadays can make the time and space continuum seemed a bit small and manageable.

So anyway, I met this gal a while back in 2006, and honestly it was nothing more than just a fling. I kinda like her, kinda like having her around, but never really intend to take the relation-ship thing further.

Recently we've just crossed paths, and then we started talking back in the chatting world. Kind off like a stress relieve from me, since I can multi-task and still entertained with the daily stupid stories that she would share with me.

To make long story short, she is now married, with baggage (read: kid) and she could not stop talking about how fat and miserable her husband is... How her mother-in-law is unpleasant and many other secret stories from her marriage, things that she wished would be different and should have been different.

Well, you should not have kid or kids that early!

Your life will be miserable because first of all, you cannot take care of yourself period. If you life a life of discontent with your significant other and then decided to have kid/ kids, you basically nailed your own coffin. But then again who told you to get married so early?

You should not live with your in-laws!

Whether it's your mom/dad or her mom and dad, you should have a separate sanctuary where your marriage can stay and grow. Now you're sick seeing his or her mom, and they are sick of seeing your ass as well, who's fault? And you can't just move out of the situation because marriage is not like an apartment rent, it's pretty much solid and binding.

You should not compare!

This is where you should be contempt, with what you've had and work things out. You should not compare your wife/ husband with someone else's. The source of contentment is not about how much money your spouse make or how good looking he/she is. This is the choice you made back during the wedding vow, and if you choose wrong, you should still work it out.

You should not waste time!

As a matter of fact, you should work your ass off, so you won't lose your place. The world is full of people that is willing to do what you do for less, only people with skills and experience will be able to retire early and enjoy life. For some of you, flippin' burgers is the only way to go, not by fate but rather by choice.

What surprised me is that now she is talking about how supposedly she stayed with me and be with me rather than being with her husband. She thinks that I am successful, wonderful and cheerful. On the back of my mind I know (and I recite this over and over...) She loves me none...

I will think about her, when she's changing diapers and I am enjoying a drive in the sun,
I will think about her, when she quarreled with husband and in-laws because the ends could not meet.
I will think about her, since she is so typically "dumb," but I won't feel bad..

because still, she loves me none...

Ciri-ciri Manusia Indonesia Part II

2009-09-02T15:40:00.000-07:00

Lanjutan dari bagian I - Ciri-ciri Manusia Indonesia menurut Mochtar Lubis.

Ciri ketujuh manusia Indonesia: kurang gigih.

Saya kayaknya kurang setuju dengan ciri ketujuh yang diutarakan sama mas Mochtar. Pasalnya, saya punya temen illegal Indonesia di kota Pasadena sinih, kerjanya di gas station (mati-matian banting tulang), jamnya juga aneh; orang-orang sini sebutnya sesi gali kubur (graveyard shift) walau menurut saya sih sama aja kayak gali liang kubur. Setelah beberapa tahun tidak bertemu saya dengar dia sudah punya usaha taksi ilegal sendiri: spesialisasi antar jemput orang ilegal Indonesia ke bandara.

Teman istri saya suaminya punya 3 kerjaan, rasanya ini mas Mochtar lagi menyindir saya nih, personally. Soale kalau saya harus kerja 3 kerjaan (jadi mandor, jadi montir, ama jadi ~~monyet~~, eh mantri), saya bisa turun berok.
Ciri kedelapan manusia Indonesia: gemar jalan pintas

Kalau yang ini, saya juga mengalami... Waktu itu pas keadaan saya masih morat-marit, mobil saya pun ikut tercepirit, pasalnya si Honda Accord tahun 1985 itu menolak untuk di smog check, alhasil mobil kesayangan saya di ban jadi "Gross Polluter". Karena tak punya biaya untuk bayar montir, otomatis saya gak bisa dapet registrasi (STNK). Teman saya mengakalinya dengan modal Photoshop dan scanner, lalu stiker plagiat nomor kendaraan itu di cetak pake printer, ditempel pake selotip di plat mobil. Selama seminggu kami menikmati jalan² dengan stiker ilegal, sampe akhirnya turun hujan dan kami di setop oleh pak polantas U.S disini. Ternyata stiker STNK kami luntur terkena hujan....
Ciri kesembilan manusia Indonesia: suka iri, dengki, dan menggerutu

-Kalo orang cepet kaya, pasti dia ngepet,
-Kalau punya isteri cakep, pasti dia pakai guna-guna,
-Kalau orang sukses, pasti dia pake dukun,
-Kalo elo Chinese, pasti lo jago bisnis

Intinya orang Indonesia gak akan berhenti mengumpat sampai semua manusia di Indonesia itu: Gendut, Jelek, Pendek, Item, Bau Keringat, Biji-nya asem (karena keringat), dan hidup dengan menarik-narik becak dari awal lahir sampai menemui ajal.
Ciri kesepuluh manusia Indonesia: Me too!!

Coba saya tanya, berapa banyak orangtua yang menyekolahkan anaknya di Amerika sini, hanya demi gengsi ? Toh setelah mereka pulang ke Indonesia, mereka akan dipekerjakan bak kambing dan sapi di perusahaan orangtua mereka? Sulit dipercaya kalau di Indonesia mereka akan menerapkan "Business Analytical Skills" yang mereka telah pelajari, yang perlu anda ketahui untuk menjalankan toko kelontong hanyalah konsep harga barang dan bayar utang.

Dan ironisnya, anak-anak muda ini begitu terpengaruh sama yang namanya budaya barat... Bayangin aja disini, mana ada anak kuliahan Indonesia yang tidak naik Bi eM?
Mobil saya BMW - me to!
HaPe saya iPhone - me to!
Sabtu Minggu saya clubbing - me to!
Tahun depan saya pulang dan jadi babu ortu saya - me to!
Ciri kesebelas manusia Indonesia: jumawa atau belagu

Saya dulu pernah ingin berpacaran dengan salah satu adik teman saya, oh cantiknya bak bidadari... Lalu saya berpikir kalau dia pasti akan terkagum-dengan saya yang independent, mempunyai pekerjaan sendiri, serta bisa beli mobil sendiri walaupun cuma mobil murah.

Saya maluuu sekali waktu saya ajak dia silaturahmi mengunjungi teman Indonesia saya yang sudah lumayan berusia lanjut. Dia bilang mobil saya tidak empuk dan mewah, rumah teman saya berbau tidak sedap, dia tidak tahu tentang lagu-lagu klasik KLA Project yang dilantunkan si tuan rumah(katanya karena sekolahnya di Singapura), dan yang lebih parah semua komentar-komentar ini dilontarkan didepan muka si tuan rumah....
Ciri keduabelas manusia Indonesia: baik hati, ramah tamah, bisa tertawa dalam derita

Biasanya kalau punya teman orang Indonesia, walau terpaksa, anda akan dibantu bila kesusahan atau perlu pertolongan. Orang Indonesia juga terkenal ramah, makanya giginya besar-besar (suka senyum). Dan yang terakhir, orang Indonesia bisa tertawa dalam derita.

Ciri-ciri Manusia Indonesia Part I

2009-09-02T12:17:00.000-07:00

Menilik dari ungkapan Mochtar Lubis mengenai orang Indonesia:

Menurut Mochtar, ciri pertama manusia Indonesia adalah hipokrisi atau munafik.

Coba aja liat UU anti pornografi, kita gak boleh liat-liat gambar cewek bugil, cowok bugil, bences bugil, emo bugil, sama kuda bugil, kudanil bugil, gajah bugil dsb. Seakan-akan semua yang serba bugil dibatasi. Kita mengecam kegiatan-kegiatan seksual, amit amit deh... Tapi kalo Syekh Puji kawin ama anak umur 15 tahun kita diemin aje (cuma bisik-bisik kentut dibelakang doang).

Sahabat saya dulu religius banget, apa apa Ya Tuhan! Ya Bapa!... Waktu dia balik ke Indo beberapa tahun lalu katanya dia sempat berpetualang ke daerah Lokasari, bayar prostitusi dan rupanya sangat bangga dengan kehilangan keperjakaannya sama 2 orang WTS.
Ciri kedua manusia Indonesia: segan dan enggan bertanggung jawab atas perbuatannya.

Coba baca koran Poskota, isinya depressing semuah, seakan-akan kebudayaan tidak bertanggung jawab seperti tabrak lari, tu-ti aka tukang tipu, penghamilan anak orang, sudah menjadi kebudayaan merakyat (alias "biasa ajeh"). Kalau anda abis nabrak orang, tinggal selipin duit polisinya, biasanya yang dibawa ke polsek adalah orang yang anda tabrak.

Tabrak lari adalah berkah yang bisa anda harapkan tiap hari di Indonesia (apalagi di Jakarta)

Anda suka sama cewek tapi gak kesampean (alias anda ditolak)? Tinggal masupin aja obat bius ke minuman /makanan target anda, setelah hamil anda bukannya dipenjara, tapi malah dikawinkan dengan si doi. Dan anehnya lagi, biasanya si keluarga cuma bisa komen "Ini adalah kehendak yang kuasa."
Ciri ketiga manusia Indonesia: berjiwa feodal dan patriarkal.

Saya dulu punya teman kelas, anak pak Camat (nama panggilannya "dongo" karena dia memang astaganaga bodoh). Tapi dari sejak SD sampai kelar SMA, si dongo ini selalu terpilih menjadi ketua kelas. Walaupun tak becus dan tak punya jiwa kepemimpinan, anak pak Camat otomatis menjadi ketua kelas.
Ciri keempat manusia Indonesia: percaya pada hantu, paranormal dan firasat

Ibu saya paling suka film tahayul dan cerita hantu, dari hantu Cina (yang loncat-loncat), Jepang, sampe India. Ibu saya juga sangat berpegangan pada firasat. Kalau pas sembahyang Cina, ibu saya ikut sembahyang, pas Lebaran ibu saya ikut pake jilbab, pas Natal ibu saya ikut persekutuan doa. Orang Indonesia umumnya percaya kalau gunung, pantai, pohon, patung, dan keris mempunyai kekuatan gaib. Sayangnya cuma Nyi Melorot Kidul yang memanfaatkan fasilitas seperti ruangan hotel dan sesajen, hantu hantu yang lain belum tahu kalau mereka hijrah ke Indonesia, mereka otomatis jadi Raja.
Ciri kelima manusia Indonesia: artistik dan mempunyai jiwa seni.

Ignatius Bagaskoro Katon

Bayangin aja namanya man ... Kalau saya dianugerahi nama Katon, ditambah Bagaskara dijamin kentut sayapun akan mangalunkan nada-nada indah bak "Negeri di Awan". Ketika saya lapar, maka perut saya akan mengalunkan bunyi "Tak Bisa Ke Lain Hati". Gimana gak kurang seni tuh?
Ciri keenam manusia Indonesia: boros, senang ber-utang, senang berpesta-pora.

Saya cukup aktif di awal² tahun milenia, sering main ke daerah Pasadena (yang buanyak Indonesianyaaa). Waktu itu temen saya yang namanya Paijo kuliah di Pasadena, langsung ganti nama jadi William, walaupun gak kerja tapi nyetirnya Bi-eM. Seri M3, modifikasi komplit tapi orangnya GobloG. Sampai sekarang kalau saya bertemu orang-orang Indo yang ada disini, tebak naiknya apa?(BMW) ..... Hapenya apa ? (iPhone) Bajunya apa .... (Armani eXchange). Kalau weekend ngapain ? (Clubbing). Kalau anda gak tau "seragam" kayak gini, anda bukan Indonesia (huh).

Saya jadi minder dulu pas salah satu teman saya beli iPhone dan memamerkan kehebatan iPhone-nya. Kalau dibandingkan dengan HaPe saya (yang usianya sudah hampir 3 tahun) saya jadi minder, rupanya iPhone bisa disentuh-sentuh (tidak seperti HaPe saya yang dipukul-pukul baru jalan). iPhone bisa e-mail, tidak seperti HaPe saya yang cuma bisa txt message. Tapi ternyata pas dipake telpon, si iPhone gak ada sinyalnya. Rupanya semua HaPe selain iPhone sinyalnya mantap; malahkan suara si iPhone juga "mbrebet²". Saya baru sadar ternyata iPhone itu hebat untuk segalanya, kecuali untuk telpon...

Berlanjut ke Part II...

Why Poor People Remain Poor...

2009-08-26T15:00:00.001-07:00

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Yeap... the true reality....
You can cover your whole body in the morning, but we can always spot a slut from a mile away.
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I just saw a news recently, about an organization that scams people (poor people rather) for their money.

The news originated in Tangerang, Indonesia where many people (especially the poor ones) are screaming helplessly after they have been cheated by an organization called Yayasan Amalillah (Amalillah Organization).

The so called Amallilah organization was organizing an investment plan called "dana hibah" for low and middle income class citizens of Tangerang. People who interested were required to provide some kind of upfront payment with a promise of a big payout.

Mustofa for example, an elderly man in Cisauk, Tangerang who was enticed with the promises given by the employee of Yayasan Amalillah was willing to give out 100,000 Rupiah (about 10 USD) and a copy of his ID card as an agreement for the payout. He was thinking of using it for Idul Fitri celebration.

Eid ul-Fitr or Id-ul-Fitr, often abbreviated to Eid, is a Muslim holiday that marks the end of Ramadan, the Islamic holy month of fasting. Eid is an Arabic word meaning "festivity", while Fiṭr means "to break the fast" (and can also mean "nature", from the word "fitrah"); and so the holiday symbolizes the breaking of the fasting period. It is celebrated starting on the first day of the Islamic month of Shawwal.

Lebaran or Idul Fitri have passed, but the promised payout was never delivered. Mustofa doesn't know what else to do to get his money back. He had to sell one of his goats to pay for the upfront "dana hibah". He was still expecting that one of these days, the payout will come.

Other than Mustofa, there are at least 536 other victims who resided in Cisauk, Tenjo, Cibogo and Pagedangan area. In the village of Banyuasih, 315 people gave out 35,000 Rupiah each (3.5 USD) because they were enticed by the false promises of "dana hibah". Like Mustofa they were each promised a payout of somewhere between 150 to 1500 USD.

It turned out that Yayasan Amalillah have been scamming the villagers for more than 7 years, the promised payout was never existed, and now the primary leader of the Yayasan Amalillah is in police custody.

Now here is my take on the whole issue, why would you think you can earn money via trust and not a contract. I don't go to the bank and start giving out my money away without a receipt of deposit...

Here is exactly a slap in the face for the middle and lower class Indonesian people, there are too many people who still believe in miracle, believe in the kind words of others. I think it is just naive, and it quickly turns into stupidity.

People should learn that there is no payout except via honesty and hard WORK, there is no money if you do not WORK. Although what Yayasan Amalillah doing is considered a crime, the true criminal is the government who does not educate these people (or provide the educational facilities). Even more crime had been committed by these people, where they think someone will just hand them all the money and the help they need when they need them (HOW CONVENIENT).

If 536 Indonesian people is not wrong, then they are simply stupid. They should ask God to hand them a pack of "Stupid Bleach" or "Moron Whiteout".

Ignorant People (Ignoramus Humanus)

2009-08-25T16:39:00.001-07:00

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On my way home from San Diego...

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I just recently got a phone call, from someone who I have not talked for almost a year. The funny thing is, the only way I know and remember this person is because I used to date her daughter. (I'll call it a date anyway).

You see at that time, it was cute, her daughter was cute, I loved her (the daughter) with all my heart. We've met somewhere way back in Mexico, and I supposed we just kinda hit it off. I love chicks with awesome boobs, she liked bad boys with sportbike, hence we always hang out when weekend comes.

The point is, I got burned... I was slaving my ass off, buying gifts taking her (daughter) out, meticulously I even knows what kind of perfume she wears and send her a whole paycheck amount of jewelry for Valentine's Day. I spend countless hours dedicating my time to make her want to be with me.

Then she (the daughter) dropped the bomb on me, she told me I was not her type and that we should be just good friends. I was a fool for not believing that, but the slap in the face comes down fast and hard. She even help manage to help me move in with a new roommate (in which I later find out, was her Ex-Boyfriend).

Supposedly now though, she (the daughter) had graduated with a Master's degree, enjoying life with a rich Irishman (heck she even went vacation to Ireland with the dude). I think this is due to the fact that women prefers assholes who look pretty and can dance like a drunken leprechaun. If I would have told her years back that I came from Ireland and stick some fake beard on my chinny, I might have a chance with her.

To make long story short, fast forward several years. This lady called and told me that she needed help. She needed some money to cover the bills, because she is falling behind...

She got a mortgage that she could not afford
She got a car payment that she could not afford
She doesn't have money to cover the daily necessities

And she needs $600 moolah from me.

Here is the ignoramus part,

Too many people trying to live the American dreams without realizing how much and how far they could afford.

-The fact that I am not even humping her daughter, makes no sense to me whatsoever why am I even on the call list for this favor? -This is ignorant

-The fact that you have a mortgage greater than your monthly paycheck (expecting donations from your kids or someone else) -This is ignorant.

-The fact that mommy's little girl should be there to help her instead. How much does a psychologist makes a year anyway ? -This is ignorant.

-The fact that she thinks that I have not moved on since her daughter dropped the da' bomb on me and that it is not appropriate... - This is ignorant.

Humiliating yourself in the process - PRICELESS!!!

Hispanic Television: Epic Fail...

2009-06-16T12:55:00.001-07:00

If you live down here in California, it would not be hard to notice that for some reason the majority rule is neither white, black, nor any other but Hispanic.

You look to your left, you will see Jose mowing someone's lawn (they get paid dirt cheap, you can afford the whole family cleaning your mess). The fact is that they made these services so cheap, white people landscaping will go out of business immediately.

You look to your right, it's an ice cream truck, but for some reason instead of lounging songs that is tuned for little younglings, you are forced to hum to the tune of "lambada" or other erotic Hispanic songs out there, the ice cream selection is completely blatant "cocorico" or "pina colada." It's not simple blackberry, blueberry, chocolate berry you find in your standard ice cream shack--you are forced to asimilate between the taste of stale burrito and arm pits. And you guess right, if you ask the name of the ice cream man, it would probably be 99.9% Jose.

Now I am not complaining about the reality that we are transforming California into Hispanic city, I think that diversity is great... Here comes my objection though, why the hell are we forced to watch Hispanic channel, with Hispanic language or awfully dubbed movies in Espanol (which makes it lost all meaning) while we are living in the land of USA?

Here is a sample, tune in to channel 14 or 22 they are probably showing car dealer infomercial in Espanol.

Sure is lovely.

Selling women to sell cars, with scantily clad bikinis and sexy tops, you could barely pay attention to the numbers, all you see is the tata's.

And you guessed right, they do not know anything about cars or trucks. Their purpose of existence is to sell the sex appeal, to sell the car. Now since these channel is public commercial guess what your 5 year-old is watching? Free Sex campaign....

On this one, she's so butt ugly, as if the owner put his own wife to do the selling.... The old hag is not even cute in green...

Now every so often in the afternoon, you should tune in to Hispanic shows such as "Don Cheto." Amazingly retarded talent show, featuring a fat man with a huge sombrero hat (just a typical slap to your respected Hispanic community).

Mexican Santa...

Here is the Don himself, often featuring women performed in bikini, as if almost naked.

Surprisingly, from the audience you will see little kids, maybe less than 10 years old enjoying the show as much as their parents.... Bad parenting? You guessed right.

How does this affect the community?

Go here enter your zip code in California, and look how many sex offenders in your left or right alley are Hispanic.

Obviously bad parenting and bad culture have something to do with it... And I think FCC needs to pay more attention to detail, rather than worrying about the Digital TV migration scheme...

Just a thought.

Emo Culture Trends

2009-06-03T10:03:00.000-07:00

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I've been getting alot of these lately...

I mean, how stupid can you be? Of all my time using msn messenger I have never ever infected myself with acai berry shit. Of course I think people who cannot properly use and care for their computer should just use sticky notes for IM.

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When I visit and read many forums lately, people are talking so much about emo, emo this emo that. Makes me want to declare fatwa against emo.

Face it, many typical Indonesian teenagers who are dressed like emo, just don't know what they want, really.

They think its cool, it makes them different but mostly its because of the gengsi factor.

According to my research, emo comes from a music style, similar to that of punk rock but have more emphasis in the emotional lyrics. Often time emo music talks about broken heart, death or similar ~~useless ramblings~~ issues.

Then comes the emo style, long haircut, piercings, temporary tattoos, all that you think will make you cool.

My mom would simply describe this in one word: "gembel."

I would simply describe this with two words: "gay" and "gembel"

like "jurig"

Another typical emo style is by having your pictures taken at high angle, to hide the roundness and double chin on the face, as well as eliminating the love handles on the belly. With this, the viewer can only see part of the face to give the illusion of "cuteness".

With special angle

Without special angle.

I mean.... you can't possibly be gay-er than that!

Fatwa against Facebook and Friendster

2009-06-02T09:57:00.000-07:00

Apparently the hot news now is about declaring fatwa.

Fatwa this, fatwa that.

Fatwa, eating babi

Fatwa, you cannot see "goyang bor"

If you don't have fatwa, you're not "saleh" enough to be called Muslim.

Take for example, according to this article about a Muslim conference,

A conference of Islamic students and clerics called “Forum Bathsul Masail (BMP) Putri XI”, and held at the Putri Hidayatul Mubtadi-aat Islamic boarding school for girls at Lirboyo in Kediri has been widely reported to have issued a fatwa against the usage by Muslims of social networking sites such as Friendster and Facebook.

Ironically, the person who started the controversy, Harun, admitted that he too have a Facebook account.

Such a double standard...

The primary concern was, social networking sites such as Facebook and Friendster can provide medium (text, sms) that can lead to communication (i.e. consort) of young unmarried people (especially with foreigner) and this was defined as haram.

I smell another ~~fart~~ fatwa.

Fatwa against bule...

I guess this will bring many muslimah teenagers "high" on Blackberry and FB technology to a grinding despair, I mean what else are you gonna do to pass the time, make toy cars out of jeruk bali?

This too, can bring negative effects on TKI trades, as many of our loyal customers are "foreign" men who ended up marrying women like Siti and Inem. Many of which no longer Muslim once they are married, and then change their name into Madonna or Gabrielle.

You don't want to do that Mr. Harun, otherwise Muslim Indonesians would have nothing to do while sitting idle, and this is haram.

Ironically,
According to Google Trends, Indonesians account for the greatest number of users of Friendster by country: Indonesia, Philippines, Malaysia, United States, Singapore.

While for Facebook Indonesia is fourth in raw numbers terms: United States, United Kingdom, Italy, Indonesia, France.

By my calculations, if 85% of Indonesian population is Muslim, there will be a substantial amount of reduction in Facebook and Friendster online activity in the next few months. (Means alot of pissed off and horny Indonesians).

Productivity however, might increase as many of PNS (Pegawai Negeri) will actually be doing their job, Cops will actually solve crimes, and penyanyi dangdut will actually sing (instead of doing goyang bor).

Bule pays different fare here.

2009-06-01T10:56:00.000-07:00

I have decided to go back into writing. After a long (2 years) period of being lazy, I've decided to start writing again. Remembering things that I loved about writing and utterly expressing how I feel. For those of you who were once a cult follower of this blog, hope you enjoy what I have to offer.

I was reading an interesting posting in one of the many forums I visited when I'm idle, and I found this posting here.

Note: idle here means I am basically at work, supposedly doing work, but I just got nothing to do.

Anyway, the writer were questioning, about how Indonesian government were charging different entrance fees for bules and locals for the same service.

Note: since many Indonesians are still ignorant, they call everyone with caucasian/ hispanic descent as "bules" (meaning literally: white skin)

If you eat burritos, you are bule

If you eat hamburger, you are bule

If you sit in the toilet, as opposed to squatting, you are "like bule"

Same place:

Different Fare:

About a buck fifty (1.50) for the locals

And about 11 bucks for the bules

Almost 10x the difference for a bule to see the same place, touch the same stones, take the same pictures (with or without monkeys), and look at the same gerombolan Indonesian asses.

Why is that?

I know here in L.A we charge different rates to enter community college for local residents and non-residents, but not in public places such as museums, art exhibitions, clubs etc.

Even the writer of the post were questioned, is he from China, Japan or other foreign country so that they (the government) can impose a different fee; while he was born and live in Indonesia all his life! I can't help to think that many Indonesians are equipped with automatic racism programming capability (embedded) to immediately shut their brain of the possibility that there are diversity amongst all of us.

I think that charging a higher fee for tourists are justifiable, but not at 1000% rate difference. The fact is Borobudur cannot be claimed as "Indonesian Property" only, it belongs to the world. Just because I have an Audi parked in front of my side street, does not immediately makes it my property.

Poor bules, they should learn how to squat in the toilet, by then they would probably pay the same rate as the locals.

Something lack a hoo - hoo's ...

2008-03-06T19:59:00.000-08:00

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Today I went to one of my client's office in Pasadena area....

I went to their exquisite bathroom....
I want to make a poo poo just like an executive...

And I saw they have two cool sensor-thing-a-ma-bob (normally I would only see one for the water)...

And sure enough it was soap.... This the good kind of soap, the one that doesn't eradicates the kumans and bacterias along with your skin....

After that... you just go to the left for the water... how neat :D

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Of course BT have to introduce me to this website.... due to his hormonal imbalances, all he could think off are boobs and how to score boobs.

Enter: freeimplants.com

The site talks about how ladies can get free boob job, while the stupid nerds are paying for it.
This shit cracks me up....

It's funny how they bolded the bigger and the breast part....

Have you ever wanted bigger breasts?
But couldn't afford the expensive costs of surgery?
Here is your opportunity to earn Free Breast Implants!

Gents
Help the girl of YOUR dreams,
get the body of her dreams.
Develop a connection with a girl of your choice and help her earn Free Breast Implants!

Again....
The girl of my dream... let me ponder this a while...
Get the body of her dream....
But she ain't gonna give me shait' ain't she??
You could theoretically develop a relationship, but guaranteed this is the noon scoring one..

How this shit works...
You can buy credits for as low as $1.20. In addition, you have the option to signup for a monthly membership that gives you 5 message credits per month along with unrestricted access to over 1000 ladies profiles.
Translation .... 5 messages for 1000 ladies... and none of them would like to score with ya...
I'm telling you, nothing can rip you off like this, and you don't see it comin'

And remember... the best part is seeing the newly transformed ladies after the surgery when they return to the website to post pictures of the results. You can take pride in knowing that you helped her improve her self esteem and self image! And still no scoring involved.... you get to drool over her pics only.

How the shit looks...

I mean, she looks like she's so hungry, she could eat you whole...

And of course, regardless having her boobs implanted.... she's still fugly....

I can't believe this shit .... Somebody ough to sue someone :D....

Celebrities... crazy about blogs...

2008-03-04T15:44:00.000-08:00

If Dian Sastro has a blog.....

What would be your first comment?
What would you do?

Well for those of you stalkers out there....
Good news is ... she now has a blog, although she might doesn't know how to use it, it is (for some people that is) fun to follow and to read the daily ~~stupid~~ stuff these celebrities done each and everyday.

Wuaaa.... so crappy, yet so intriguing....

Can't help to notice that Dian have to look at the camera every time someone took a picture, in every picture of Dian's blog you will find Dian facing the camera in all style possible (or at least one of her body parts will be on the picture). Can't help noticing that celebrities are, well, "self-centered"....

The fascinating thing about celebrities are they tend to invent words, that only they could understand the meaning for; so for people like me "camera lomo" "holga" and "diana+" is somewhat of a mystery... It's like reading ancient scriptures full of codes.... shitty codes..

Dian is a little disturbed... as you can read here....
I was trying to imagine and vision her writings, but I've got a terrible headache... So i leave it at that.
Some people do "ngayal" better than others...

Was it not supposed to be tittled "The Children is the Future?"
-Children now are not educated, but if they could learn to play video games and access internet, how is that not educated?
-They have the right to play, but in Dian's world they cannot play video games, WTF are the children supposed to play? Play tarik becak?

Dian, if you could just get off the Lomo crack for a while, .... you will probably be less of a drama queen, in turn help our youngsters to look up to you as a better role model....

Crazy Web Ads....

2008-03-01T09:51:00.000-08:00

Jadi inget jaman jaman baheula pas internet baru keluar...

Jaman baheula internet advertisingnya masih simple, cuma gambar, pake html, kedip-kedip, jadi deh, (tinggal tiba tiba elo klick, dan ratusan virus masuk ke kompie loe).

-Setelah itu loe sadar kalau kompie loe kiamat, tinggal cari tukang bersihin virus yang handal, bayar upeti supaya kompie loe bisa balik normal.

Jaman sekarang advertising udah high-tech ya? Advertising pake flash, pake movie, beneran kayak real-life experience. Some rich multimedia contents

Like this one...

Ceweknya gerak-gerak .... itunya goyang goyang...

Tapi kalau loe liat dibawahnya ada actual disclaimer: Illustrative purposes only. Not actual member(s).

And in reality, these are the women behind the computers...
(Kenyataannya inilah yang beraksi di belakang layar komputer...)

Yang lebih gila lagi... foto kampanye Hillary dipajang disebelah web ads gituan....
-Se-desperate itu kah Hillary?
-Another advertising gone wrong.... 0.o

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Typical Indonesian Gal, full of Gengsi.

2007-11-14T10:25:00.000-08:00

I was chatting today with an old friend, must admit she did come a long way from being an asylum into a greencard holder in the US of A. I must admit, she did went through a lot to get here. But typical Indonesian gal in the US of A is in reality, are far from being mature and responsible.

asylum: "a sad excuse Indonesians (or any other East Asian people) throw in into the US of A government in order to get immunity and free greencard." Keep in mind that asylum is a special program intended for people who are refugees or in imminent danger such as people from Darfur or IraQ.

Anyway, here's a complete chat log.
Starting with the old "where do you work now" routine.

Yeah, we cared so much for our friend that we need to know all the details of where he's working and maybe if at all possible how much money he's making, so we can compare and conclude that we are still better from them.

Wow.... she kept on going and going, for all we care why would you care about how much money do I spend on my gas?

Owww... thats why you initiate chat with me, to tell me that you just bought a BMW (Bajaj Merah Warnanya) as we Indos say. I cannot fathom the reality that a refugee (asylum) could purchase and enjoy a BMW.

And then continues with the old "did you still have the same old car" routine. She started to detect my sarcasm about her new BMW.

That's right. that hits the point. You can't say nothin other than "ehm"

Wow .... The young and the stupid....
Nuff said....

The horrible truth about misuse of technology....

2007-05-04T08:38:00.000-07:00

We've all seen it, the world is getting smaller and smaller, we call it globalization to that effect. Yes people are getting lazy-ER, we've turned into creatures of convenience, and often times we don't even realize that we abuse the technology itself. Here are some prime examples, some of the things that really tick me off.

The bluetooth thingy....
Yes, we all seen it coming don't we? Bluetooth technology, a year or two ago would only be used by the technology people and top notch CIO or CEO. Now I'm walking down the streets, I see bus driver had bluetooth on her ear, I see postal worker with bluetooth hanging out on his ear, I've seen old grandma's shopping with bluetooth on her ear. Not only it is not appropriate - (bluetooth uses are for handsfree purposes such as driving) but it's actually distracting you from your work to be done.

What is it that makes the phone call so important, you couldn't take that little thing off your ear? I worked In I.T environment, and I don't wear one. Watching technology handicapped people using it is more hilarious than ever (it's like you're giving a torch to a blind person)....
The snapshots that turned evil.
Yes each of us have a phone equipped with digital camera, but see that doesn't mean that every time we get a chance then we would snap-shot everything. I've seen my co-worker take pictures with her camera phone before she sign in to work this morning, and then right after that, she asked me how she can download it off the phone in order for her to be able to print the sucker out. Trust me, there are better things to do other than printing a VGA quality image from your shitty second class phones.

Ooh... the horror .... watching pictures on VGA color resolution...
Getting online
Now now, we know we need internet, we know we need to communicate via email about our newly found pimples and our scratch and sniffing ass habits. But these things should not affect us entirely, I've seen news about dudes in Korea that died after three days non-stop playing online game. Some of us have even taking it further by buying internet capable phones so that we can browse the web through that mini tiny screen, I mean how the hell are you going to browse the internet from that tiny little thing?? Isn't it just ridiculous?

Damn ... look at the size of that thing...
The USB Stick trends
This one is hilarious, I've seen people with USB stick hanging out between their neck like a necklace, I've seen ones with finger print reader, titanium alloy body (they say it's indestructible) or even cute ones with the owners personalized name or insignia (with gigantor size capacity 4-8 Gigabytes). But face it, why would you have USB stick out around your neck if it sole purpose is to save your Word documents and your family picture?
The not so Hi-Def Definition...
Every time I go to electronic stores I've seen TV larger than a refrigerator, and everyone is ~~condemned~~ compelled to buy one. If you don't buy one you're not cool, you can't watch the sports in hi-def, you can't watch full action in hi-def. And you ask the guy that have hi-def, he doesn't even knows what hi-def is. All he knows is that he spend the bucks to fulfill his larger than life ego so that he can see his favorite NBA players plays in detail, including their sweats in detail. Please... whats wrong with regular TV anyways...

I'll buy a hi-def when she goes naked in my hi-def TV.
The so called Cell Phone Revolution...
We used it to call our friends, our family, anytime and anywhere we want to, while driving, while eating, while working, can someone spell "ethics"? And the worst you can expect is sharing the road with a frantic soccer mom, who is late to pick up her kids, driving erratically while SHE IS ON THE PHONE.

Here are just some of the annoyance technology brings us.. What's next?

Another Engrish moments (and some other pics) ....

2007-05-02T15:28:00.000-07:00

Well ... here we go, since I didn't have anything interesting to write... I just decided to dug up some of my collection of snapshot photos, some are actually quite interesting...

If you actually look hard enough, Fry's Electronics often supplied you with major Engrish moments, such as this one for example. Would you like to buy Office 2003 Student Teachear Book??

Not actually an Engrish moment, but check this out, putting a white chick to promote Japanese product is just sooo wrong.... You expect me to believe that this chick actually homegrown her own ajonomoto tree back in the U.S?

Creepy.....

I was waiting in a parking lot when I snapped this one, I don't know really what it means but I guess If I'm Clubbin' and I'm Black, then definetely my license plate needs to combine those two elements, thus we have this: CLUBLK (Clubbin' While Black)

This one is my personal favorite, you're young and hip and yo momma is freakishly rich, so you think you can just park whenever you want, even in a designated disabled spot. I called these fucktards "disabled" because they cannot even read disabled parking directions.

Not five minutes passed since the momma boyz parked in the disabled spots, another Hispanic Fucktard park in the same spot..... This is why elementary education is most important, you need to be able to distinguish the wheelchair logo and the blue color......

I'm big and I'm proud.....

Seriously, chicks her size needs to cut down on her boba intake.... I know it is freakin' good, but doing it on a regular basis will make you look exactly like the michelin man.....

Look at the size of that thing.....

To close the deal, I thought I present you the neighboor dog's poop picture. I dunno what the guy's been eatin, but I know he's been eatin' a whole lot!

The death of Indonesian Internet Radios....

2007-04-26T13:10:00.000-07:00

Yeah, remembering my old times when I was broadcasting, I could consider it to be fun times. You know when you really don't have better things to do, and some of you go to club, some of you go shopping, and some of us just kinda pick up our microphone/ headphone and start rambling nonsense.

It was big, in 2002, 2003, gotta admit having 40 people listening to you at a time talking a bunch of bullshit incoherent nonsense would probably give you some sense of coolness and belonging. We've got Tai Kotok a.k.a Tiongkok Radio, Bawel Radio (which is barely ENTERTAINING anyway) and we've got Kakusradio, who claimed "the largest Indonesian internet radio."

Well, eventually we all come to past, the era of becoming DJ jadi-jadian is no longer considered cool, albeit we have such old people still stuck trying to be "cool" by being a DJ. First thing first, DJ is a tittle for someone who plays prerecorded mixed tunes in for the enjoyment of others. However, playing pop music on your computer while bitchin' about your daily uninteresting life... is so totally not a DJ.

And people often ask, why is the popularity of these independent radio station is going to the drain? Well, I have few arguments for you and these are some of the reasons why:

1. The lost of interest in mIRC

Sure we've got Yahoo IM, MSN messenger, AOL and other stuff to entertain us, but who hangs and use mIRC? It has no audio chat, no webcam support, even got no emos. You ask people nowadays, they ask you what is your e-mail, not your nick and channel in irc where you hang out. mIRC sure is losing popularity amongst its users.

2. Make the illegal, legal

Have you know, that most of the servers running these broadcasts are illegal servers? Indonesian people are good in carding, heck they are so good that they can rent dedicated servers for their radio, and by next week if fraud has been reported they can always find another victim. This method has made the reliability of the server is questionable, broadcast server can be replaced 2 to 3 times a month. Therefore so many listeners prefer something like pandora or last.fm for a stable and reliable performance.

3. No Capital whatsoever

Just like running a business, there is no such thing as free in this world. These so called DJ's are doing this broadcasts for free, and then you set schedule for them? I mean, you don't schedule when you piss or shit even if people pays you to do so, how the hell would you stick to a schedule without being paid? No capital means no productivity and this is one of the major reason why the broadcast suffers.

4. No interesting topic

Yeah, for once or twice is cool to share your personal stories. But sharing how your day was on a daily basis (up to your most personal secrets) will scare your listeners away. Something are not meant to be shared publicly, and just because you don't have any other informative topic, doesn't permit you to do so.

5. Audio quality

If you can download freakin mp3 at high bitrate from free websites and play them at beautifully rendered 192 kbps, why would you settle with 24 kbps winamp shoutcast broadcasting connection? Some of these station are so corny, you can hear background noises, such as the sound DJ makes when scratching his itchy balls.

6. No listeners

Last time I've checked, the largest Indonesian radio had 11 listeners during peak time, now I know Indonesia has population bigger than that, or is it just an indication that these radios are actually suck ass? For the record, we don't even know if the people listening are the DJ's friends and family.... Talk about creepy, listening to yourself.

7. Do we need more DJ?

Yes, I like to listen to my music without interruption. If you never gonna play my request because you don't have the song or you ran out of time everytime I would listen to you broadcasting crap, I definetely do not need a DJ. My iTunes work perfectly fine, thank you. In another word, if you don't have anything new or exciting to offer on your broadcasts, there's no reason to listen to your station.

8. Shady operations.

Station Manager, Program Director, Head DJ (that never broadcasts anyway), HRD Dept. (in case you didn't know HRD stands for Human Resources Department, Department) nice abbreviation btw, Marketing Director (What the fuck do you market anyways ? Durian?), Public Relations (which I doubt ever going out to the public at all), Music Division (if you're not dealing with music, then what other things do you have division for?)
My question is, what the hell are these people do anyway? Sit in front of computer all day delegating tasks?

9. Random, random, oh so random

Ummm... everytime I turned on my winamp to listen to you guys, it's always the random server kicks in, occasionally playing tunes that I like to hear, but most of the time it is just songs that I have never even heard of. When I do get the chance to hear someone "0n" the person is actually "Oon" aka. stupid.

10. Backstabbers

Someone like mastar. zaink should know about this one, the guy was basically managing another radio while partnering with me, complete with the bullshit and lies about how cool he is, mastar. zaink even renew the domain name registration to my station without giving me the control. In the end , it is just another story about a little kid, trying to be cool and accepted, while backstabbing hundreds other people in the process, shame on you shame on you..... Perhaps you should tell your audiences that you went home back to Indo to get laid, because you can't get lucky around here. And it is funny looking at a 30 sumthin year old man becoming a yes man to this little kid mastar. zaink.

Oh internet radio station... so much story ... so much hidden secrets. Your popularity is going down the drain.....

Virginia Tech Massacre, another sad excuse....

2007-04-19T08:33:00.000-07:00

The fool who plays God ....

BLACKSBURG, Virginia (CNN) -- Cho Seung-Hui, the student behind Monday's massacre on the Virginia Tech campus, described himself as a "question mark" who had an imaginary girlfriend, his roommates say.
John and Andy shared a dorm room with Cho, a 23-year-old senior English major, on the Virginia Tech campus. The three first met each other in the fall.

I saw the video how Cho, raps and ramble incoherent nonsense about being the martyr and shit, I can't believe how Virginia Tech had an English major who literally cannot speak English...

The roommates said Cho also used the Question Mark screen name to contact girls on instant messaging. On at least two occasions, police came to their room to investigate a girl's complaint, they said.
The roommates said Cho once told them he had an imaginary girlfriend he called "Jelly."
"And she called him Spanky," Andy said. "She was a supermodel, I think."

And all the so called expert talks about how Cho's writing is very intimidating and shit, how he is mentally ill, even trying to understand his lame excuse for the shooting.

In 2005, Cho was declared mentally ill by a Virginia special justice, who declared he was "an imminent danger" to himself, a court document states.

We all know that mentally ill person should stay in mental institution, doesn't this just show how Americans are just slow in the "follow through" department? I wouldn't want to have someone who is declared as imminent danger beside me, let alone taking class with me....

"You had everything you wanted," Cho says in one video, speaking directly into the camera. "Your Mercedes wasn't enough, you brats. Your golden necklaces weren't enough, you snobs. Your trust fund wasn't enough. Your vodka and cognac weren't enough. All your debaucheries weren't enough. Those weren't enough to fulfill your hedonistic needs. You had everything."

Another sad excuse, why some people are only full of shit talkers, they cannot accept other's success, then the mentality kicks in "if I can't be rich then nobody can be"... You want to succeed in life, you gotta work hard, get over it and get a life.

Chicks doesn't dig this kind of desperados.

For real... Cho's attitude makes Officer Benny Ninja looks straight.

Honestly, I think Cho's just need to get laid, this is what happened when you don't get to use your ding dong for a while, it gets frustrated....

Another retard bites the dust...
Thanks to you Cho, for making Asians like us looks like hopeless retards.

-We can't drive,
-We can't open our eyes,
-We all look alike...
And now finally thanks to Cho, Asians are sad psycho mofos who can't get laid...

Things to keep the nerds busy.....

2007-04-16T10:03:00.000-07:00

While maybe going out and clubbing, ~~while trying to score with hot chicks~~ it's not an available option for you; nerds can still have fun (yeah almost like blondes do). When everybody else is showing their super ego and get tangled in the mating ritual, you can still scores with some of these activities.

- Got plenty time available ?

Try to work with a Micro$oft Windoze Server 2003, not only you will get the experience installing and upgrading server class operating system. The concept of Active Directory, Domain Controller and IIS (Internet Information System) will sure to get you hooked. You can even make your own server box by getting cheap deals online or from your closest electronics superstore like Fry's. Your experience will also land you on a 65k+ yearly salary. Not bad for a time filler eh?

We know it shucks...but so many company uses it, does that mean more money for you? YES!

The coolest thing about it is that you can also host your own e-mail service, set up websites and other useful stuff from the comfort of your own home! (Provided you have high speed internet access such as cable and DSL) Face it, when you make 65k+ a year driving a brand new BMW, chicks will dig you. If all else fails, you can still serve your own p0rn0 channel for your perverted friends.

- Got some brain power?

Be sure to check out some I.T certifications, such as A+, MCSE, or even MCSE, these certifications are good for some quite time and by getting them proves your technological prowess and proficiency to make Darth Vader begs at your fingertips, hey he might be good at dueling, but someone gotta do his e-mails and his internet connection, why not you? Certificated technicians are in high demand, careful though, some of this certifications like MCSE (Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer) require tons of reading (you have to pass 7 test to get the certifications and each cost about 125 shindigs)

We know when someone finished reading these much materials, they are worthy the tittle "God" (in I.T of course)

- Got some muscles?

You can start by going to the gym, and exercise, lose those spare tires and lower those cholesterol levels. You can also hook up with some chicks on the gym. and although maybe nerds are not meant to look like Hulk Hogan the least you can do is tone yourself, and keep yourself healthy.

Only in America you can have convenience like this one....

- Like to talk?

You can always check out online for some language lessons, Japanese and Chinese are like some of the hottest language that you can try. If book is not one of your favorite deal, then you should watch anime, or soap operas (careful though, soap operas are known to be tearjerkers, don't resolve to this solution if you feel your manly-hood are being challenged). Touche' nothing is cooler than saying "I am your God, and I would literally kick your ass!" in Japanese?

Hmmm, maybe not this extreme, but do whatever with your life man... more power to ya...

- Like to experiment?

Then you should try culinary art a.k.a cooking, some of the worlds famous chefs are known to be nerds, plus your hot babe wouldn't mind a candle night dinner for two. Who knows, this one may kick it further to second base for you nerds out there!

Disclaimer: In the event that these activities will actually de-nerd-efied you (making you less nerd or more nerd, we (the owner of this blog) is not responsible for your actions.

How Indonesian managed to stay one step backward...

2007-03-26T08:33:00.000-07:00

I have just recently finished my diversity and communication class. Although in some particular California University this class translates to gibberish nonsense about your personal work experience or family related issues for about 4 hours straight each class, still I've managed to get some piece of education from it.

During the class, we talked about how diversity affects our life and workplace environment. Diversity as in gender, age, race, ethnicity even sexual orientations. We also learn that each and every individuals are created equal, but they used different ways to communicate and uses variety of norms and custom different from others. This point itself that signifies diversity amongst our equal-ness.

We are diverse because we are different, but still in America our rights as legal civilians are protected through the first amendment, which is the Freedom of speech, due process of law and the Freedom of religion.

Freedom of speech dictates our liberty as civilians to voiced our opinion, and be heard, except for obscenity.

Due process of law states that no man shall be deemed punishment unless proven guilty under the court of law.

Freedom of religion states that each and everyone of us are free to hold our beliefs and religion practices no matter who is the god, and who's your santa, and whether you celebrate your own Christmas in July.

Now the interesting part is we've had a discussion regarding "labeling." Labeling refers to nicknames to a particular ethnic group or race according to the common stereotype.

Stereotype is a form of common belief (normally negative) which is represented by a particular individual person or organization belong to a specific ethnic or culture. Such as Asian people cannot drive, or black people like watermelons and fried chicken, and other negative thoughts about a particular race or ethnic groups caused by misconceptions.

And one of the thing that interests me is the fact that the term "oriental" is not being used anymore (politically incorrect) because it has negative effects, we prefer the term Asian now.

There was a debate, that oriental can still be referred to things (in materials) such as oriental rugs or carpet, oriental exotic foods, however to refer to a person's ethnicity we are using Asians now.

I occasionally surf the web to Indonesian community forums and noticed some of the language barriers which is being used within the forums.

One of the comments posted on this picture by a user:
"tob dah walau oriental.... ma nyozzzzz"
translation: "Even though she's ORIENTAL, the picture is great"

Dude, you call this oriental.

Oriental Chinese Food.

Oriental Persian rug (From Persia)

But you don't call Ayumi Hamasaki "ORIENTAL"

She's not oriental, she's Asian....

But you don't call a human being "oriental" ok? By doing so you degrade your own intellect and your whole mindset. I can't possibly think why Indonesians youth are so good in terms of using technology by internet, and doing demos and strike on equal rights; but they failed to see the difference between "human beings" and "things."

This is also what is sad being Indonesians, some of the education system that we've got is still derived from old colonial in the 1950's era, which is obsolete and require changes. This is why Indonesians are still facing racial issues and ethnicity problems, because the youth itself refuse to embrace diversity, so what if I have lighter skin and smaller eyes? Does it bothers you so much that you have to call me oriental? (while we are still under the same nation, born in the same country, btw)

I think, human quality should be defined by their character and work habits, instead of mere physical differences and ethnic background. Proof that Indonesians still got plenty of things to catch up in order to become a better nation.

Seeking future husband, at any cost....

2007-03-12T10:49:00.000-07:00

Have you heard of IndonesianCupid dot com ??...
There are some new trends nowadays in online dating, even Indonesians got it's own online mail order bride system.

You see, here's the reason why: The so called Indonesian prospective male resources, are so low, these brides are willing to find their future husband elsewhere.

You think looking at [poskota] website every freaking day doesn't get you depressed? Then there must have been something wrong with you, every news headlines is often started with [a husband stab, killed, torture, (and put whatever criminal act you can imagine here) their wives or their spouse].

Indo chicks refuse to service Indo males like they used to...

Now you tell me that is not depressing. As a matter of fact the quality of "Sumber daya manusia" or human resources in Indo's are so low, graduates are not getting paid according to their qualifications, now is that what you are looking for in your future husband, an uncertain living paycheck to paycheck?

This is where the technology come in, the trends in online dating websites such as cupid, friendster, e-harmony, apparently excites the Indonesian populations, thus new sites such as Indonesian Cupid was born, more tailored to Indonesian brides who are hungry seeking a prospective husband, or in this case a sugar daddy.

I've found some really hilarious profiles around this site, complete with some "Engrish" mishaps.

Take Sari, for example her member profile reads:
Member Overview: Funny, friendship, sexy, short skirt, salon, yoga, gym, independent, and loyality in anything

[I dunno how do you define, salon, yoga and gym as your description, and don't forget her loyalty in "anything" including your money.]

Petronella, said: I am just simple person, trustworthy, romantic and kind at heart. I am easygoing but i do take things seroiusly. Being honest and romantic, i think that's one of my feminity side.

[Serioiusly, how do you take a person who serioiusly didn't serioiusly spell check her profile serioiusly? She also have feminity side... ]

Veronica says: i interested much with european guy,and wish i could have one of them to be my partner in life............

[Do I hear Ka-Ching! in European Euros?]

Christina said: I am warm , simple and faithful, romantic and honest, to the point. I dont like liar and coward. I like photography, read and write essay. If u want 2 know me more.

[All I want to know more is, when did the last time u shaved those lush vegetated armpits?]

I called Ragunan, just to make sure this one is not a posting mistake, the result was still inconclusive as they refused to comment...

You can check out the whole gang at IndonesianCupid... I'm not saying that these women are bad... But if you're desperate enough to sell yourself online with messed up profile like that, something's definetely wrong with you.

The not so sweet highschool love experience.

2007-03-02T09:48:00.000-08:00

Yes, high school is the sweetest deal of a lifetime (for some of us)... Imagine you trying to defend your manhood-ness by getting beaten up by the bullies on a daily basis, while die trying to score at least a "holding hand moments" with some of the hot chicks in the class.

On a daily basis we've got at least 10-15 Kilos of packing to carry around starting from our textbook, our catetan books, our pencil case (yes we do carry those metal weird pencil case) and for some of us thats geekier, we have heavy duty pencil case with numbers that you can push from 1-5, and its looks like it could transform into a robot.

And occasionally we've got our P.E (Pendidikan Jasmani) outfit from the day before, that we forgot to took out because we were too busy playing Sega. It's smells like nirvana already....

But here's were it gets good, at least if you are the lucky ones who were born designated under the tittle "generation X", at that time high school was pretty sweet. Pretty sweet keeping in mind that it would be your last chance to have fun, before you get married after high school and open a kelontong shop right beside the house of your momma. After that, it's just downhill from there (that is the Indonesian dreams, btw)

For some of us, the luckier ones, we've get to experience another four years of glory, by having our parents finance our education further outside the country such as U.S.A or China. During these times we re-experience high school again, only this time complete with a set of nice wheels trademarked BMW's or Mercedes (or Hondas too, but the v6 ones). We go to party once a week, but we go study lest then twice a month. All this before we have to go home, assume the position as the son of the kelontong shop owner, get married and then it's just downhill from there.

retarder say:

The reason why High School in Indos were one of the most memorable moments were caused by we our innocence (at least some of us), and we've experience the heights of our life, because we started to feel the "fling" of attraction between the opposite sex. While we also get in touch with our wild and experimental side, such as smoking and bolos activities.

In other words, its puberty.

I remembered at that time I was being in love with so many different girls in the school, it feels as if eating dim sum every freakin' day, whole variety.

I've had a crush on this girl, Fenny is her name, and she ain't got no last name (I dunno why). She was normal, regular but something about her makes me wanna ~~boink~~ hold her hands and stuff. Then I consult with one of my best friend, Markus. Sure enough he told me to go for it.

One night, after sneaking and took my dad's early model Motorola Startac cellphone to call her and ask her to be my Girl, she told me that Markus had asked her the same thing an hour earlier, and that she accepted his proposal....

Me and Markus never talks since then.... And my dad beat the shit out of me for running his cellphone bill up.

Another crush, was this tall girl named Yenti, and for sure she ain't got no last name (I dunno why either). All I know is that she lived in Taman Cibodas (area of Tangerang) her dad has a kelontong shop, and boy is she freakin' cute.

I told my mom about the story of Yenti, and sure enough she told me that she will use some "white magic" to persuade her to like me, she told me to get her picture, her birthday and such, after that I just left it at that to leave my mom do the "mumbo jumbo."

Two weeks later, when I confess my affection to Yenti, she told me that a geek from the next door class (Herman) had done the same thing earlier, and that her friends are pressuring her to accept his proposal.

That day, I challenged Herman to a duel. Our gang meet up after school (just like a hordes of orcs in an online warcraft battle battling humans) and we start a ruckus in a moving angkot (public bus). Herman got a big meatball-like bump on his head, I think my friend Jenggot busted his eye glassess, while Dongo managed to gave him a wedgie. The next day, Yenti told me she felt bad for Herman, so she went ahead and accept his proposal, apparently my moms mumbo jumbo never works....

The last story talks about a simple girl named Maria Selvie Christian (don't ask me where the name came from) This cute girl loves to write poems and eat relaxa candies. Well, I honestly think that we have something good going on here!!!

One time when we have a study group after school, I proposed that the team should come to my place for study (which is faaaarrr from school). around 4 p.m everybody else but Jenggot and Maria left my place and went home. Maria fell asleep and it would be just terrible of me to wake her up.

When Maria woke up, it was a bit late for a gal to take the angkot and went home on her own, my mom offered a lift, but she refuses saying she wanted to stay the night. After dinner we talked and exchange stories, me and Jenggot slept outside while Maria stayed inside my room...

Around 12 a.m, Maria's parents came and knocked on my door, waking everyone up, they were furious thinking that I have did something bad to their daughter. What else can I tell them, we have no landline phone! With no apologies whatsoever after the intrusion, they left without saying a word (To this day I still can't understand how Maria's dad could carry the mom, Maria, and two kids on a motorcycle). It looks like a midnight circus act to me....

The next day, the assistant principal approach me, he told me the "hold on on sex and marriages" lecture (apparently because Maria's parents reported this incident to the school). I told him I was misunderstood, but Otong wouldn't hear me. Everybody in the school knows about our story, Maria refused to be with me.... Now I wish I've had ~~boink~~ hold her hands that night.

Yes, high school moments could be sweet, however the love story can be retarded as ever... Especially when you're always misunderstood.

Damn biyatches .... I just wanted to see some boobs :P
High school love... can be devastating ...

I am not Proud to be an Indonesian....

2007-03-01T12:59:00.000-08:00

Funny pic of the day:
Taken from Fry's Woodland Hills

I think Fry's electronics should consider raising their "employment" standards, it would be embarrassing if one of the biggest electronic chain-store in California doesn't even know that their employee(s) cannot spell "compatible"

My friend told me, as from the perspective of a pure Indonesian descent, "Are you proud being an Indonesian? "

And then I replied, "Whoa... wait, proud as in negative way, like we do so much "tawuran" when we're kids we practically graduated with "preman" degree; or proud as in positive way, like we've got nothing to be proud of kind of proud?"

Yes indeed, I can't even say that I am proud being an Indonesian...
And I am a nationalist bastard by the way (in somewhat retarded way.)

Our house was displaying the flag during 17 Agustusan--maybe a week or so before we put it back in the storage for the next year's celebration.
I remember all my civics basic including Pancasila, and at least a few things from the UUD '45, Cuz if we don't we would get bad grades for our PMP lesson (At that time it was called Pendidikan Moral Pancasila) instead of PPKN (Pendidikan Pancasila dan Kewarganegaraan)
I never burn any form of Indonesian Flag, or any flag from any country in that matter, although I did wipe my runny nose once with the flag, and the whole class picket team was pissed at me for a week after that.
As much as I remembered, I have taken only a few "bolos" activity from Monday "Wajib Upacara" even if that means headaches caused by the mix of fragrance related odor from some boys that are not wearing deodorant whilst having their puberty (and some girls who has special bau ketiak also). Mix with the heat of the tropical sun, just great!
I pay taxes, above the PPN (Pajak Pendapatan Negara) I also paid the preman taxes, pengamen taxes, amal jari'yah taxes, amal mesjid taxes, amal pengemis taxes, and numerous other taxes imposed on me for no reason .
I've been to mesjid, I was acting like an idiot trying to convince the Protestan people that I understand the "Tongue Language," I've been donating to Catholic church ever since I was in kindergarten, and I followed my grandpa when he was praying in the Buddhist temple (even though I don't what the heck he's doing).
I support KB (Keluarga Berencana) although as it seems that my neighbors, keep having baby every year like rabbits. (They said "banyak anak banyak rejeki")

Nope, can't still think of any positive way of proud being an Indonesian. If you've read the news lately you will find that Taufik Ismail wrote a book about being an Indonesian.

Kamis 1 Maret 2007,

Dalam banyak hal, negeri kita adalah negeri yang terpuruk. Bukan cuma hari ini, tetapi boleh dibilang sejak satu dekade terakhir. Sampai-sampai sastrawan Taufik Ismail menulis sebuah buku renungan berjudul ‘Malu Aku Jadi Orang Indonesia.

In his book, Ismail highlights some of the most problematic dilemma within Indonesians.

We never stop fighting, between religions, between race, between students, between everything. Every time you open the news, everything starts with the word dibacok, dirampok or dianiaya.
Our corruption index is amongst the worst one in the world. For cryin' out loud, it is as if corruption is our nation's largest heritage.
We used to be very good at bulutangkis, but heck we are only good in two things anyway, mass fighting (tawuran) and bulutangkis, but now we find out that we are defeated in bulutangkis by our neighboring nations. In soccer, we are so busy fighting after every match, the main highlights is the fight, instead of the match.
Mati listrik (emergency outage) and banjir are still considered as natural disaster (bencana alam) by most Indonesians, especially in metropolitan areas.
Our public healthcare system is so bad, we practically have to to traditional shaman (dukun) for everything we have, starting from rheumatic, encok, even patah kaki, patah hati and sakit gigi even ~~patah kepala~~. (The fact is, most Indonesians can't afford healthcare).
We were one of the few nations who owns our own satellite in the 60's, now we have sell ours and rent one from Singapura.
Kemacetan is so bad, you practically wish you have a winged bajaj, and turbo-prop VTOL (Vertical Take Off and Landing) equipped becak.

Is there anything left to be proud of, what about persatuan and kesatuan? What about our unity as once a very strong and powerful nation?

For me, I'm felt sad being an Indonesian, I do not acknowledge the word proud. Hopefully in a few decades, my kids can be proud of their heritage.

If Ismail is embarrased, there is definitely something wrong with our nation.

Thats Why We Migrate Here Anyway!!!

2007-02-28T16:01:00.000-08:00

Thanks to prince Charles' comments on MickyDees aka McDonalds.

Charles say : "You're to fat!!"

LONDON (AP) - Prince Charles suggested Tuesday on a visit to the United Arab Emirates that banning McDonald's fast food was crucial for improving people's diets, a British news agency reported.

Charles made the comments while visiting the Imperial College London Diabetes Center in Abu Dhabi for the launch of a public health campaign, The Press Association reported.

"Have you got anywhere with McDonald's? Have you tried getting it banned? That's the key," Charles was quoted as asking one of the center's nutritionists.

Every "gendut" people like him will be forced to storm the nearest Asian restaurant.
"No more Big Macs for ye, Sire!"

Next on the agenda!

Have you ever wondered, why so many Indonesians migrate to other countries? Countries such as U.S, Canada, heck even Trinidad is better than Indo for the penny!

The first and foremost reason is the Freedom of Speech which is guaranteed by the First Amendment.

Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

See people ? Different from back home, we are guaranteed of our freedom of speech and religion--and we are not being prosecuted for talking "shait" about our corrupt governments. ~~Or how moslems women looks ridiculous in an all covered up shindigs.~~ This is the true spirits behind the nation of U.S. People are free to voiced their opinion, if they think you suck then by all means they can say so.

Sure, we chinese descendants are so literally abused by our native counterparts; our ears are practically deaf by the use of words such as "engko" "enci" "ncek" and many other racial slurs voiced by our "tikow" friends.

Read the news today:

NEW YORK (AP) - New York declared the n-word off limits to all races Wednesday in a purely symbolic resolution prompted by the increasingly casual use of the slur in hip-hop music, comedy and street slang.

"People are using it out of context," said Leroy Comrie, a black city councilman who sponsored the unanimously passed measure. "People are also denigrating themselves by using the word, and disrespecting their history.

Look, the point is, I don't care which one is politically correct or incorrect, I think when people wanna say Nigga, or niggas, or negros they should be able to say it, regardless of the tragic history behind the word Nigga, or niggas, or negros anyway-- It's a free speech, and its a free country.

Black people is not the only one that has experience hardship and dark history, the Jews did and they are cool about it (You don't see Jews get offended when someone refers to them as "Jews"), its because they are freakin' Jews.

retarder say:

We have long history of suffering during the gold rush period, being enslaved by the Americans also, and people still call us "chinks" and "orientals," do we object to that? No!

But when a politician is offended because he is of a ~~nigga~~ black descent then by all means all hell break loose, every rapper cannot say nigga anymore, and everyone that say nigga is a prejudice bastard. So you cannot say nigga to a nigga, but are free to say chinks, and oriental to asians, and rednecks to white people? Where is the justice in that anyway...

Let's see, If I have a quarter or 50 rupiah everytime some tikow told me engko, or ncek, I would be driving a ferrari by now!

Yeah.... we feel the pain, the same pain. That is why we are migrating to some other country better of from our own nation.

The Ultimate Unbiased Review of Windows Vista Ultimate... (that was a long tittle)

2007-02-21T11:35:00.000-08:00

Well, everybody is kinda screaming for Windows Vista right now. Kalo elo-elo gak tau apa yang namanya Windows Vista, baru aja direlease 31 Januari lalu. Sistem operasi (OS) pengganti Windows XP ini baru aja dikeluarin ama Microsoft setelah melewati masa pembuatan 5 tahun.

Mac OS fanatik bilang, katanya Windows Vista adalah terjemahan langsung dari Mac OS X yang dijuluki "Panther." Sementara Windows fanboys cuma bisa bilang "If it's good and popular, Windows can ~~copy~~ do it."

Cute doesn't always translates to "better"
But beautiful wife doesn't come in "ready to cook mode" either...

Beberapa Varian Windows Vista:

Windows Vista Home Basic $199
Windows Vista yang paling standard tanpa efek animasi "Aero" (khusus buat pengguna komputer basic) dan paling murah harganya. (katanya paling cocok buat komputer lama yang kepengen cobain kemampuan vista)
Windows Vista Home Premium $239
Home premium adalah versi Windows Vista dengan efek animasi dan GUI Aero dan kemampuan system operasi "Media Center", dikhususkan buat para gamer ynng menyukai fitur media center (menggunakan TV dan komputer bersamaan) juga paling cocok buat fitur online XBOX 360 (Katanya)
Windows Vista Business $299
.... What do you expect me to say?? It's for your freakin' office use! (Although it didn't come with the Office suite 2007) Vista bisnis juga dibagi dalam kategori bisnis biasa dan bisnis "Enterprise."
Windows Vista Ultimate $399
Versi ultimate konon menggabungkan seluruh versi windows vista diatas yang juga dilengkapi dengan kemampuan media center, aplikasi khusus untuk bisnis, dan juga kemampuan portabel.

Stop! sebelum elo memutuskan buat upgrade Windows Vista, mending liat dulu spek komputer elo, sebab Windows Vista (versi selain home basic) banyak menggunakan system memory (RAM) dan processing power (CPU).

Windows Experience Index adalah sistim evaluasi yang diterapkan oleh Microsoft untuk menentukan kelayakan kompie kamu dalam menggunakan Vista, dalam skala 1.0 sampai 5.0.

Kompie gw aja cuma dapet 2.0, so bayangin kalo ente kagak punya kompie baru, kelaut ajeh....

Buat elo elo yang masih penasaran, apa sih perbedaan Vista ama XP? Setidaknya review gw bisa membantu, catatan: review gw cuma buat pengguna PC biasa, bukan buat gamer ato business oriented.

Efek Aero.

Perbedaan kentara yang terletak pada Windows XP dan Vista adalah efek gelas kaca "Aero" yang membuat tiap aplikasi menampilkan kesan transparan. Efek aero juga mempunyai efek "glow" atau bersinar kalau elo mouse over bagian bagian tertentu dari Windows yang aktif. (Seperti contoh tombol "maximize windows" di gambar atas) Perlu diperhatikan kalau Aero gak disupport dalam versi Home Basic dan kalau Video Card elo kurang mampu alias "murah" version.

Salah satu efek aero "Switch Between Windows" yang menampilkan efek diagonal dari tampilan Windows yang aktif.

Windows Sidebar

Fitur kedua yang berbeda adalah kehadiran Windows Sidebar, yang bisa menampilkan semacam aplikasi transparan di desktop kamu, seperti Jam, Kalender, dan Cuaca. Buat kamu yang kepengen cobain aplikasi ginian tanpa upgrade windows, bisa cobain google search "Yahoo Widget."

Sure, it's worthless, but why not???
Internet Explorer 7, Windows Defender, Sama Windows Media Player 11, kali ini diberikan oleh Microsoft cuma cuma buat pemilik Vista.

Perbedaan terbanyak dalam hal penggunaan menurut gw Windows Vista terasa sedikit lebih stabil daripada Windows XP, lain daripada itu rasanya kalau loe gak bisa dapetin mbajak version dari Glodok, the price tag is not worth the package.

Microsoft charges you 400 shindigs for the genuine label.

Is it well worth it? You decide...

~Salam retarders~

The fights over the betel nut brouhaha....

2007-02-16T08:08:00.000-08:00

Tau yang namanya betel nut?

Gue baru tau minggu lalu, saat temennye si Anggora telp doi untuk menanyakan soal betel nut. Walaupun udah bertahun-tahun gw tinggal di U.S sinih masih aja ada kata kata baru yang belom pernah gw denger.

Kali ini gw mo membahas tentang betel nut alias biji pinang!

Nah ... ini namanya betel nut, aka biji pohon pinang yang sering dikunyah (terkadang pake daun sirih) ama nenek loe, ato engkong loe di jaman kuda doeloe. Sampe sekarang betel nut juga masih digemari ama orang orang dikalangan ekonomi "kejepit" aka sulit (seperti tk. becak, kuli, pengemudi truk, ~~babu~~ pembantu, tk. coli, tk. bacok, sama tukang tukang lainnya)

Dari Wikipedia:

Modern day consumption

In India (the largest consumer of betel nut), the betel nut is cut into small pieces using a special instrument called sarota, and the husk is wrapped in a betel leaf along with lime and may include clove, cardamom, catechu (kattha), etc. for extra flavouring. Betel leaf has a fresh, peppery taste, but, depending on the variety of areca from which it comes, it can be very bitter. Seasoned chewers might mix the betel nut with tobacco. This preparation of betel nut is commonly referred as paan in India and Pakistan, and is available everywhere.

Betel nut is also available in ready-to-eat pouches called Pan Masala. It is a mixture of many spices whose primary base is betel nut crushed into very small pieces. Sometimes Pan Masala also includes a small quantity of tobacco, in this case, the product is called gutka.

Kebiasaan mengunyah biji pinang (betel nut) ini begitu populer di daerah Asia - terutama Asia Tenggara.

Konsumsi biji pinang yang kerapkali dibungkus ama daun sirih di daerah mainland Cina.

Nah, di daerah Cina sono, ternyata penjualan betel nut ini banyak mengundang kontroversi. Pasalnya karena begitu populernya konsumsi biji pinang ini dikalangan ekonomi kejepit, membuat banyak bermunculannya kios kios penjual biji pinang aka betel nut ini di sepanjang highway dan jalan jalan urban di negeri Cina.

Di daerah Taoyuan, contohnya, pemerintah daerah setempat udah kesel sama yang namanya para gadis penjual biji pinang ini, pasalnya untuk menjaring konsumen, mereka memakai pakaian yang (terlalu) minim selagi melakukan transaksi jual beli dengan para pengemudi truk yang mampir di kios kios mereka. Buat pemerintah setempat katanya, hal ini bertentangan dengan budaya ribuan tahun Cina yang kesannya sangat tertutup.

Betelnut Princesses (Binglang Xishi)

Begitu populernya para gadis penjual biji pinang ini, mereka dijuluki dengan sebutan Binglang Xishi, atau Betelnut Princess.

Salah satu stand penjual biji pinang, lengkap dengan rokok, snack dan minuman.

Bahkan konon, para cewek penjual betel nut ini juga dicurigai memberikan servis lain, selain menjual biji pinang, seperti prostitusi. Hal inilah yang membuat pemerintah daerah Taoyuan ngambek, sebab katanya gak memperlihatkan image yang bagus buat para turis. Pemerintah daerah mulai menggencarkan aksi "Three No's policy," yang artinya gak boleh memperlihatkan DADA, PANTAT, ama PUSER (sekitar perut). Para gadis penjual biji pinang yang masih melanggar akan ditangkep, dan ditiket dengan dasar hukum indecency.

Ini bikin bingung, jualan biji pinang apa jadi Victoria Secret's Spokeswoman??

Pure clean, atau exploitasi? You decide.....

~salam retarders~

Doc.... the numb feeling is dissappearing.....

2007-02-15T11:05:00.000-08:00

Engrish lesson of the day: The tale of the missing "b"

Pay attention to your spelling, it might cost you your business.....
Now I feel like gettin' up and runnin'.....Fast....

Takut sama dentist aka dokter gigi???

I do.....
Selain dari kurangnya dana untuk membiayai kunjungan ke Dr. Gigi, gw nervous banget kalau udah masuk ke yang namanya klinik gigi. Mo dokternya baik kek, mo dokternya senyum ha ha hi hi kek, gw gak perduli tetep aja pas naik kursi elektrik langsung keringat dingin mengucur deras!

Beberapa hari yang lalu (semingguan kali) gw checkup gigi, yang biasanya orang indo mana kata ngerti yang namanya regular cleaning sama check-up gigi??? Kalau tuh gigi kagak bolong dan kagak nyut-nyutan mana kate loe mau ke dr. gigi??? Apalagi yang namanya hidup di U.S sinih biaya kunjungan ama perawatan gigi ampir sama mahalnya ama biaya kawin.

Yeah, We Indos can live without dentist, even if our teeth bolong semua "depan bisa belakang bisa style."

I guess Indos were never meant to become chewing gum spokesmen.

Bahkan setelah di apply insurance, co-pay gw untuk perawatan gigi masih bikin kantong gw jebol. Hiks.... Total total gw perlu keluarin 5200 U.S Dollar buat biaya perawatan mulut gw, yang kata si dokter "Falling apart."

Kelainan ~~jiwa~~ mulut gw yang serba kecil, membuat 2 gigi gw kagak bisa keluar alias kesempitan buat nongol diatas gusi gw. Hal ini membuat komplikasi dengan hadirnya kantong kantong sisa makanan yang membuat gusi dan gigi kagak sehat. So pak dokter bilang, 2 gigi gw mesti dicabut, ditambah dengan kehadiran braces (kawat gigi) yang bakalan membuat tampang gw lebih geeky untuk 2 tahunan mendatang.

Ghile.... alhasil gw mesti bolak balik ini klinik gigi seminggu sekali, tiap pulang kerja.
Akibatnya gigi en gusi gw ngilu rasanya tiap abis treatment, biasanya 2 hari kemudian baru ilang.....

Bayangin gigi loe di kobok kobok make ginian, kayak mancing ikan lele aje....
Wasyaaaa....

Hmm... buat elo elo yang sekarang kurang memperhatikan masalah gigi loe (biasanya kalo males), males gosok gigi lah, males flossing, ato males kumur2 pake listerine, mendingan buruan deh lu rawat gigi. Kenapa? Sebab dokter gigi dimana mana mahal, dan biaya perawatan gigi itu kalau udah rusak lebih mahal lagi daripada cuma preventive maintenance dengan gosok gigi dan flossing secara teratur.

Tapi katanya ada bagusnya juga kalau loe pake braces aka kawat gigi, dengan begini, orang orang yang gendut kayak gw bakalan susah makan alias kelaparan karena gigi nya kesakitan. Nah ...anggap aja program diet mahal... bener gak???

~salam retarders~

retarders, preparing for an interview.....

2007-01-30T10:48:00.000-08:00

Gals, let me remind you that talking about your "shitty" probs to a guy (especially ones that is not your boyfriend) is a major turn off.

Anyway.... tiba saatnya hari yang gw nanti-nantikan. Setelah lulus proses test 3 bulan yang lalu akhirnya gw berhasil lolos babak penyisihan!!

Setelah menunggu hasil test selama 3 bulan akhirnya gw dapet hasil ujian!! Gak sia sia juga ternyata berkutat siang malem nongkrongin kompie buat persiapan ujian position yg satu ini.

Alhasil kalau gw dapet kerjaan yg satu ini, gaji gw bakalan naek 15 rebongan setahun.... Walaupun bukan dapet duit kayak hasil lotere, tetep aja sip dan yahut. Apalagi gw lebih terjamin dapet promotional opportunity kalau kerja di pihak teknologi sono.

Akhirnya berhubung gw kebingungan cari cara terbaik buat impress dan "menghajar" lawan lawan kompetisi gw, gw susun aja daftar tips dan trick untuk menghadapi interview kerja, yang gw compile dari wikihow dan google searching. Sapa tau aja berguna buat loe loe pade :P

1. Dateng jangan sampe telat!!!
Buat orang-orang kayak gw yg tinggal di daerah rawan macet, loe kudu dateng awal--kalo bisa sejam sebelum interview (nongkrong aja di starbucks terdekat sambil minum ice tea, biar lo santai). Dan kalau loe tau loe bakalan terlambat, mending buru buru elo telp kantor yang bakalan interview elo, biar mereka kagak nungguin elo.

2. Pake baju yg rapih.
Ini khusus buat ente anak-anak mami yang kagak kenal yg namanya setrikaan ato pelicin. Katanya dianjurkan buat pake kemeja biru (memberikan kesan tenang en serius). Kalau bisa pake setelan jas ama dasi.

3. Jangan pernah omong jelek tentang kerjaan loe di masa lalu.
Entah si bos suka ngupil, ato pelit, ato loe sering diomelin, jangan sesekali dibuka sama interviewer loe yg baru. Bilang aja kalau elo tuh kepengen tantangan yang lebih dalam kerjaan loe, ato loe kepengen kemajuan dalam dunia karir elo.

4. Tampilkan image yang "berpendidikan"
Bicara yang serius, tanya pertanyaan yang bisa dianggap inteligen dan jangan sesekali bercanda kalau kagak diajakin bercanda sama si interviewer. Jangan banyak bercerita masalah pribadi elo diluar kerjaan loe.

5. Ketahui kelebihan loe, tutupin kelemahan loe.
Istilah termudah buat ngejelasin topik ini yaitu: para interviewer tuh cuma kepengen elo untuk omong apa yang mereka pengen denger dari mulut loe, (walaupun terkesan munafik dan bullshit) tetep aja itu yang kepengen didenger sama mereka. Jadi tonjolkan kelebihan loe, terus bersikap jujur atas kelemahan loe, misalnya loe lemah dalam programming ato ngitung2, bilang aja ama mereka kalau loe udah ambil kelas ato kursus untuk memperbaikin kelemahan itu.

6. Ketahui pekerjaan yang elo lamar.
Ya sebelum loe pergi interview, loe bisa research donk tentang job title elo, tentang perusahaan elo. Semua informasi ini baiknya elo dapetin sebelum elo masuk interview, biar loe lebih tau dan terlihat kalau loe mau usaha untuk research perusahaan yang mau memperkerjakan elo.

7. Body language is important (Bahasa tubuh itu penting)
Cara loe duduk, cara loe jawab pertanyaan, apakah loe kelihatan gugup en terbata-bata, apakah loe liatin jam tangan elo terus menerus, apakah tangan loe ketuk ketuk meja ato maenin bolpen. Semua ini mesti diperhatiin, jangan sampe merusak kesempatan elo sama si interviewer.

Don't do this while you're being interviewed....

8. Give feedback (Beri umpan balik)
Setelah kelar interview, loe biasanya bakalan dikasih kesempatan untuk tanya ato komen tentang hasil interview elo, nah ini kesempatan elo untuk nambahin hal hal yang loe rasa kagak disentuh pas interview tadi. Loe bisa bilang kalau loe tuh udah siap untuk meniti karir baru lah, ato loe bener bener berharap dapet kerja disitu lah, ato loe yakin kalau loe bisa jadi asset berharga buat company loe yg baru. Kalo loe diam aja, bisa dianggap kalo loe gak berminat ama kerjaan itu!

9. Jangan lupa thank you note (ucapan terimakasih)
Gak cuma ucapan terimakasih ini menandakan kalo loe orangnya tau budi pekerti, tapi juga sopan lah istilahnya, menghargai orang-orang yang udah mau luangkan waktu buat dengerin bacot loe pas interview. Gak rugi kan untuk nulis note sedikit aja, berterimakasih atas waktu dan kesempatan yang diberikan ama mereka.

Sekian aja deh ulasan interview kerja dari retarders, semoga bisa membantu elo elo yang blom dapet kerjaan ato mau kerjaan yang lebih makmur biar cepet sukses!

~salam retarders~

Retarded introduction to "Wuxia"

2007-01-30T08:01:00.000-08:00

Baru selesai nonton 1983 Return of The condor Hero in DVD quality......
With English Subtitles....
Sugoiiii!!!!

Definition of Wuxia:

A genre classification which encompasses certain types of martial arts films which were popularized in novels by authors like Jin Yong (AKA: Louis Cha). The primary crux of these novels/films is usually a costume martial arts story bearing certain iconography (ie a revenge plot). Also known as "swordplay" films or "Flying Kung-Fu Movies" for those who like their definitions loose.

retarded definition:

Serial silat.

Seinget gw jaman kuda dulu, pas masih SD ato SMP tiap jam 4-5 sore pasti waktunya didekasikan buat nonton Indosiar. Sebab dari Senin sampe Jumat, yang namanya jam 4 sampe jam 5 bisa disebut "silat time." Ada serial serial jadul seperti "Pedang Pembunuh Naga," (To Liong To) "Pangeran Menjangan" (Duke of Mount Deer). Legend sama Return of Condor Heroes.

Entah kenapa bisa dibilang satu bilangan kompleks tempat tinggal gw semuanya suka Wuxia, dari mbak-mbak yang kerja sambil ngegosok baju (melicin, menyetrika), ngepel ato kegiatan multitasking lainnya, sampe nenek2 yang lagi temenin cucunya, sampe anak anak yang kejenuhan belajar (kalo gak abis main internet seharian pake dial-up). Pokoknya semua tau tentang Wuxia (walaupun gak bisa sebutin karakternya satu satu), tapi mereka tau semua tentang si jagoan, entah buntung tangannya, patah kakinya, ~~patah lehernya~~, tapi ilmu silatnya alias tehnik berantemnya luar biasa.

Everybody knows Yang Guo (You Ka, You Kou, Yeung Gor) Kalo orang Amrik punya Luke Skywalker, maka versinya orang Cina ya, si Yang Guo ini. Bahkan anak anak begitu mengidolakan si Yang Guo sampe sampe dipraktekin jurusnya satu satu, karena kurang kreativitas biasanya tangan kiri dimasukin ke dalam baju biar keliatannya tangan loe cuma satu.

Well basically, Condor Heroes Trilogy adalah satu karya dari novelis dari Jin Yong (Louis Cha) yang paling populer di kalangan masyarakat Cina. Nah begitu populernya novel karya Jin Yong ini sampe diangkat dan diadaptasi ke dalam serial drama yang disebut serial Wuxia. Condor Heroes Trilogy ini terdiri dari 3 bagian (3 generasi), mulai dari ceritanya Legend of the Condor Heroes, dilanjutin ama Return of the Condor Heroes, dilanjutin lagi ama To Liong To (Pedang Pembunuh Naga/ Heaven Sword and Dragon Sabre)

Legend of the Condor Heroes

Felix Wong and Yung Mei Ling in 1982 LOCH

Awal cerita dari trilogy ini difokuskan ama ceritanya Kwok Ching dan Wong Yung. Kwok Ching yang dari kecil digedein ama Genghis Khan dari Mongolia, tapi akhirnya memilih negara Sung sebagai kebangsaannya. Dalam cerita ini juga dibahas tentang kemunculan 5 orang sakti dalam dunia Wuxia, Racun Barat, Setan Timur, Pengemis Utara, Kaisar Selatan dan Si Tua Sakti (Old Mischief). Kwok Ching juga punya sodara angkat, pangeran Mongolia bokapnya si Yang Guo yang namanya Yeung Hong. Gara gara si Yeung Hong ini tukang tipu ama tukang fitnah, akhirnya si Yang Guo dibedah ama bini nya si Kwok Ching alias si Wong Yung.

Return of the Condor Heroes

Andy Lau and Idy Chan in 1983 adaptation of ROCH

Cerita yang ini difokuskan ke ceritanya Yang Guo, pas kecil diangkat anak sama pasangan Kwok Ching dan Wong Yung. Yang Guo akhirnya berusaha buat cari tau, sape sih yg bunuh babehnye (karena ama si Kwok Ching dan Wong yung kagak diajarin ilmu silat). Setelah dikirim ke Biara Chung Yang (buat belajar ilmu silat), ternyata Yang Guo malah dianiaya, akhirnya diselamatin ama Gadis Naga (Xiao Long Nu) ato bibinye si Yang Guo. Gak lama kemudian keduanya jatuh cinta, terus akhirnya cerita Yang Guo mengarah ke pencarian Gadis Naga yang sering kabur, ama tambah saktinya si Yang Guo gara gara diajarin sana sini sama kungfu masters. Terakhir, walau mengetahui kisah pembunuhan babehnya, Yang Guo memutuskan kagak mau ngebedah Kwok Ching ama Wong Yung.

Heaven Sword and Dragon Sabre

Tony Leung in 1986 adaptation of Heaven Sword and Dragon Sabre

Cerita terakhir ini mengisahkan tentang 2 senjata sakti yang diwarisin sama Yang Guo, Golok Pembunuh Naga ama pedang langit. Dunia persilatan dibikin gempar, karena katanya siapapun yang punya 2 senjata ini saktinya bakalan kagak ketulungan. Tokoh utama ceritanya si Thio Bu Ki, yang punya kakek angkat Singa Emas (Chia Sun) yang terdampar di pulau es dan api. Karena waktu itu Chia Sun berhasil dapetin golok pembunuh naga, Bu Ki sama ortunya dikejar-kejar terus sama orang dunia persilatan, yang akhirnya mengakibatkan terbunuhnya orang tua si Bu Ki. Ampir sama kayak cerita Yang Guo, cerita Bu Ki juga akhirnya mengarah kepada usaha si Bu Ki nyelametin engkongnye, sekaligus tambah saktinya si Bu Ki gara gara diajarin sana sini sama kungfu masters. Dan akhirnya Bu Ki memutuskan untuk mengawini cewek seksi keturunan mongolia (Thio Beng)

Begitu populernya novel novel karya Wong Jing ini sampe diadaptasi berkali-kali ke versi drama, satu bukti kalau serial Wuxia memang oke punya :P

Sederetan iklan jaman kuda...

2007-01-26T09:01:00.000-08:00

Funny pic of the day:

"Mommy mommy, can we check out the repetiles today???"

Kemaren kemaren gw sempet ceki-ceki di salah satu forum, terus ada yang posting iklan iklan jadul dari tahun 60'an. (original credit goes to the poster, btw)

Gw pikir gak ada salahnya deh sharing iklan jadul buat entry kali ini....

Untuk rambut Njonja, dan rambut "Njonja" .... heuheuheueh

Strategi sukses jaman doeloe:
1. Put "Service Didjamin" in everything you sell.
2. Sell everything...

Yeah, mid twenties hot teachers dont just carry roti berlapis "blueband" around to give to needy children, you know.... Un-freakin-believable...

Racial slur: Just change the eyes on the first model of blueband, and named him "A Fuk" to market the product further.

Jam Swiss buatan Cina, didjamin tida akan putus selama-lamanya, kecuali digetok pake palu. (Atau dibenturkan ke muka anda)

Ini iklan sabun atau iklan rokok siy?

Indonesians.... have a weird way of saying that instead using butter to cook, they use it for make-up purposes.

Selalu bisa dapet (dibeli, dirampok, diminta, dituntut) di toko obat dan warung2 (termasuk toko "Asia" diatas)

Working with "Special People"

2007-01-23T09:35:00.001-08:00

The school's picture just in, although is only about a year late. We can now finally enjoy one more year of mocking and making fun of others, only this time, with visual aides...

Pernah gak mikir kalau temen² loe ato temen kerja sekantor loe mirip "si ini" ato sama kayak "si itu." Here are some of my co-workers and how they remind me of that "special someone"

Everybody loves picture day, although ~~all~~ some of the pics looks like a mugshot, rather than a glamourous shot of thyself...

Kali ini bakalan gw kasih liat beberapa co-worker gw yang mirip kayak selebritis.
My workplace is truly a blessed place, gimana kagak?

Ada 101 sama 102 Dalmatians, gw penasaran kapan mereka bakalan buat yang ke-3, padahal bintangnya udah ada....

I dunno who the hell Ms. Jackson is, but everytime I see this picture makes me sing one Outkast song : "Sorry Ms. Jackson ... I am fo Reaaallll...." (sambil ngebayangin digamparin ama nyonya Jackson)

Ms. Kalan here will literally bangs any guys who come in to our workplace, including the mail man, Santa, UPS guys and the bus drivers. Gives a new meaning to the expression "Ho...Ho...Ho..." and "She Bangs"

I still don't know her, but her mugshot makes me feel terrified, as it almost felt like her lips and her eyes are about to fall off her face. (To much nip tuck?)

The resemblance is uncanny..... it terrifies me...

Tom here, spit everytime he talks, we nick him "Spitty Gonzalez"

These two are sisters, the only difference is that the right one had a boob job the size of watermellons, she looked like a porno star .

Discovery Channel starts early this season, featuring ms. Harrison.

Mike Jarboe here woke up after 15 years of marriage and found himself gay, this guy makes Will & Grace straigth compared to his bad sitcoms.

Similar to Paris Hilton, Gita will sleep anywhere during her worktime, including cafeteria, library and the nurse's office. Wondering what kind of party she had every night.

Ms. Kissick's so ugly she experienced dreams where she was Drew Barrymore in the movie "Never gonna be kissed"

Mr. Perkins here really, truly lived the American dreams. He managed to score huge settlement from his life motto "Sue Sue Sue"

Yabba dabba do??

Yeah... nobody see that coming.... "Go Home!!!..."

There ya go folks... I truly worked with some "Special People"

Happy New Year!!!

2006-12-31T11:40:00.000-08:00

I know maybe spending new year's eve with a spankin sexy hot mama is off the topic for you.....

So this one's for you....
Hey at least is the thought's that counts...rite??

Happy retarded new year, 2007!

Kegokilan menyambut tahun baroe.....

2006-12-28T12:02:00.000-08:00

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Baru aja balik belanja dari yang namanya supermarket Cina.... maklum-lah, walaupun kecil, supermarket Cina banyak digemari sama orang orang asia yang "kangen" sama produk lokal asia, dari beras sampe coklat pocky.

Kebeneran gw liat satu kemasan energy drink yang merknya "SHOCK"

Yeah.... with all the composition this energy drink has, the drinker will be "Shocked"

Gile... gak salah liat tuh ? salah satu bahannya Nicotinamide ? Kayak Nicotine rokok donks?

Damn chinese they put everything in everything...

The good thing is, for 50 cents a can you can also enjoy your full shot of nicotine drink... Sapa bilang rokok cuma bisa diisep????

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Yeah.... intinya ... Natal udah lewat. One of my bestest Xmas ever!!!

Anggora and I, decided to gives ourselves lavish gifts...

Yup... unlike some other ppl, yang kebingungan nyari bar yg buka saat Xmas eve...
Unlike some other ppl yg "kebingungan" gak ada tempat untuk hang out saat Xmas eve.
We are having such a wonderful Xmas.

"Still I don't understand misa malem yg ada di gereja.... sampe jam 3 pagi bhoks....."
Jam 3 itu waktunya boboks....

O well ... anyway ... for the new year....

-For those ppl who got offended, humiliated, degraded, by me and my blog... Look in the mirror!
(it's not like everyday you can get "in your face" action like retarders blog offers)
-For those ppl who got dreams... stop dreaming, and this time try to at least "do something" with your life.
-For those illegal indos around here.... Student visa does not mean you're a king around here, so do us some favor and get home by mid 2007 if your "gelap" status does not get any better.
-For those of you driving your mommy or daddy benzi.... shame on you! Get a honda and start working!
-Drama queens should keep their pie holes where they should be .... in your room and shut.
-For those ppl who think their fat (like me) get your ass off the stinkin compie and start actually exercising... (I'm enrolling in the gym today)
-For ppl who go to church ... or vihara or whatever, please don't forget also to cleanse your heart this year... some of your heart stink like your bathroom.

And at least this time ..... make "be Less full of shit" becomes one of your new year resolutions (amongst many other retarded ones)

Happy Holidays and Happy new Year!!!!

Obvious sign that you're a geek....

2006-12-22T16:37:00.000-08:00

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Damn .... Lolz...

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Obvious sign that you're a geek....

-You woke up in the mornin' and the first thing that you do is check your e-mail.
-Your iPod can do other things other than playing mp3's, God forbid its primary use is not to play song like any other iPods people have.
-You go to Target and similar electronics store, and you ask "Do you have nintendo Wii in stock??"
-You have gadgets and toys that in your opinion should makes your life easier, but in reality you're just lazy.
-Bond : "Shaken not stirred" You: "Broadband not Dial-up"
-Your car is equipped with Navigation system, the interior looks like an electronic store.
-You've got electrical outlet, iPod attachment, and integrated bluetooth speaker system in your car (even though it's just a Honda Civic).
-You read magazine and articles disproofing about God's existence.
-You have never-ending stock of CD/RW's and DVD/RW's.
-You constantly thinking about the way to score with hot chicks.
-You constantly thinking about your prince charming that will come one day (maybe another century or so)
-You refer to myspace and friendster as your social life.
-Your MSN status reflects your current activity, such as sleeping, away, eating, and watching pornos.
-You've got tons of emoticons for your daily conversation, even emo that describes "shit" and "angry pandas".
-You think "Matrix" and "Hacker" is non fiction.
-You tried so hard to gather evidences that "Matrix" actually talks about Jesus in the future.
-You think Gil Grisham is hot.
-You can't go anywhere without your laptop.
-You've wondered if prayers can be answered through e-mail.
-You've wondered if Santa has a high-tech workshop.
-You don't believe in Santa, but you believe what the bestbuy dude tells you that they don't make commission based on their sale.
-You've been to anime convention and dress as one (although you knew you look like shit).
-You've been to anime comic convention and try to mingle (although you don't read japanese).
-You tried so hard to look "chinese" or "japanese" with the hair-do and the wacky gears you put on.
-You think Jon Lovitz is hot, but hey you only buy subway sandwiches cuz the gal that sells the sandwich got some nice hoohoos.
-Your fave entertainment channel is youtube.
-You think MTV is a waste of time, but you can't help but watch it--just so you can analyze how stupid Jessica Simpson is.
-You've always wondered .... "Is bigger actually better???"
-You've always wondered .... "Are those real???"
-You do everything online, except shaving your grandmama's legs.
-You think speeding is surfing the net @ 4.5 Megs a second.
-Your criminal records total equals the number of how much you have had sex in your lifetime.
-Your understanding of "kinky" is putting a 3.5 Floppy Disc into a Zip Drive.
-Your book of choice: "How to ditch a pentium III in 10 days...."
-You think mr. Spock is hot (Goddamn.....)
-You do computer repairs for sex (even with grandmas).
-Your definition of "sexy" is the feeling you get when you touch that new fanless motherboard.
-Heterosexual for you meaning that you can use your monitor for both TV and Computer use.
-God despise you, because you kept on jammin his blessings into your SPAM folders.
-Yo momma and papa despise you, cuz the only e-mail account you opened is the one you use to register your porn account with.
-You've considered changing your name to Johnny McLongCock, and Bruce HardMember.
-You love the Simpsons, South Park and other crappy cartoons, but you hate the evening news.
-Family guy really describe your family.
-You've got an old computer (freakin' old) thats running as a dedicated server in your own home.
-Your dedicated server primary use: "Serving pornos through your entire house."
-You've got harddrive space like one of those ebay or amazon.com has, it doesnt start with "Giga", but "Tera."
-And most of the spaces occupied is for your pornos collection.
-You thanked Jesus/ Muhammad/ Buddha or any other God for pirated softwarez.
-You've entered an ugly people contest and the judges says "Sorry, no proffesionals."
-You lurks in shopping malls, in the gaming store, even kids started to think you're creepy.
-You spend your holidays battling hordes of evil in online gaming.
-You think "hell" is a place (or cubicle) where the 486's still operating these days with Windows 95.
-You've woke one day and remember a dream where you were a character in Warcraft.
-Chicks dig your overclock processing speed.
-Dudes dig your pornos collection (literally).
-40 years old virgin was a very inspirational movie for you.

Smackdown Mania

2006-12-08T14:32:00.000-08:00

Kantung Kemih Bocah SD Pecah Di-smackdown

Minggu 3 Desember 2006, Jam: 6:59:00

BEKASI (Pos Kota) - Satu lagi bocah SD jadi korban tayangan smackdown. Sabroni, 10, warga Kampung Kompa RT 03/06 Desa Karangsatria, Tambun Utara, terbaring di RS Islam Pondok Kopi, karena kantung kemihnya pecah setelah ditendang teman-temannya.

Selain itu wajah anak kedua dari tiga bersaudara pasangan Satrio, 35 dan Ny Anisa, 26 lebam dan terlihat biru. Temen-temen main banting-bantingan dan tendang-tendangan, kata murid kelas IV SDN 02 Karangsatria ini.

Menurut Satrio, anaknya Senin lalu mengaku nyeri pada selangkangannya dan wajahnya lebam-lebam biru. Dia ngakunya habis main berantem-beranteman di sekolah, tutur Satrio, yang mengaku kaget dan segera membawa ke klinik terdekat.

Karena dari klinik disarankan untuk berobat ke RS besar, akhirnya lelaki yang bekerja di RS Islam Pondok Kopi, Jakarta Timur ini membawanya ke sana .Biar di sini gampang ditungguin, katanya.

TIRU SMACKDOWN
Sementara itu beberapa orang tua murid yang sedang menunggu di SDN 02 Karangsatria, mengaku mengenal Roni, sapaan Sabroni sebagai anak yang gesit dan enerjik. Dia seperti tidak ada capeknya, lari ke sana , terkadang main berantem-beranteman,â€ kata satu orang tua.

Lain dengan kakaknya Malik, 12, murid kelas VI di sekolah itu. Dia anaknya kalem dan jarang berlarian,â€ tutur Nunung, seorang guru di sana, yang mengaku prihatin dan berharap Roni cepat sembuh.

Menurut keluarga Sabroni, kantung kemih penggemar berat tokoh John Cena, pada smackdown ini harus dioperasi karena pecah. Minggu ini dia akan dioperasi,â€ katanya, sambil mendukung langkah pemerintah menghentikan tayangan tersebut.

(saban/harto)

Nice.... entah gw harus ngakak (gak kuat menahan ketawa) ato mesti prihatin.... akan parenting skills org indo.

Anyway .... happy retarded weekend....
~salam retarders~

Indonesians need to be more considerate of others...

2006-12-07T16:02:00.000-08:00

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Hmmm... I guess "stupid" is what I would call you?

Ck ck ck.... orang goblok juga tahu kalao elo gak suka sama seseorang... ngapain loe omong sama pacarnya???

Baru kali ini gw liat cowok GAY model ginih .... kagak bertitit....
Just because you got hurt.... hurt...hurt.....

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Tau gak kalo kebanyakan orang Indo itu (apalagi yang tinggal di luar negeri) gak tau diri?
Entah kampungan-nya, entah kasarnya, entah take advantagenya... gile orang indo tuch kayak leech, kayak upil yang dikorek-korek gak mo lepas.....

Orang indo, memiliki rasa egois yang sangat tinggi, kurang peka terhadap lingkungan dan masyarakat sekitar, boro-boro ikut "give back" to the community where they stayed.

Salah satu contohnya:

Mo nanya (Ttg Asylum)
hey, gw baru gabung disini, krn gw tertarik membahas masalah greencard.
gw minta saran2nya dr kalian yang mungkin bisa bantu masalah gw.
sekarang ini, gw masi student di atlanta, gw nyampe sini April 2006, jadi masi 7 bulanan lah kira2.
denger2 di LA, lagi gampang dapet asylum buat orang Indo yang blom 1 tahun tinggal disini, tapi itu buat visa turis. ada yang tau ngga buat visa student gimana kesempatannya? terus, ada yng bisa bantu kasi alasan yang kuat buat gw ngga?
sebetulnya, gw sih bisa tinggal disini legally, tapi ya itu, uang sekolah untuk International student mahal bok.. jadi mending uangnya ditabung untuk masa depan.
terus kalo apply asylum itu perorangan kah? suami ku "gelap" nih, dia dah hampir 3 tahun tinggal disini. apakah itu ntar berpengaruh ama proses asylum?
Tolong dibantu ya teman2..

Thank you...

Hmmm.... tau gak brp banyak org indo yg gak tau diri kayak gini yach. Pertama, minta asylum dari pemerintah A.S. Asylum itu sebenernya buat perlindungan khusus buat para pengungsi yang terancam jiwa dan keselamatannya secara langsung. (seperti konflik di Darfur) Dimana orang orang pada ditembakin mati dan dibunuhin sama pemerintah setempat. Kalo loe masih bisa beli ticket pesawat, apalagi kuliah di A.S, el-retardo knows you don't need asylum.

Orang orang kayak gini yang mentalnya rada cacat, apalagi dengan mengawini suami yang statusnya gelap... membuat orang orang yang lebih memerlukan asylum makin kecil peluangnya. Whats wrong with being an Indonesian? you're supposed to be proud of it!

mau tanya nih
saya tgl 4 oktober kemarin tabrakan nih. Sewaktu tabrakan saya ndak punya insurance. Ada police report dan saya dikasih tiket "no proof of insurance".
Skrg saya lagi nunggu police report'nya keluar buat tau siapa yg salah dan siapa yg bener.
Insurance'nya driver satunya pernah telpon saya tanya kejadiannya bagaimana, dan saya jelaskan. Mereka juga kirim surat "proof of claim form" isinya tentang data2 saya, kecelakaannya kapan, bagaimana terjadinya, gambar kecelakaan'nya, dan estimate perbaikan mobil saya.
Setelah saya dapet "proof of claim form" itu, saya telpon calims adjuster'nya, dia bilang kalo client'nya (driver satunya) ndak punya liability di dia, jadi dia gak bakalan bayar perbaikan mobil saya.

Pertanyaan saya:
Maksudnya dia kirim "proof of claim form" itu buat apa kalo emang client'nya gak punya liability di dia?

Perlu gak saya kirim balik "proof of claim form" nya ke mereka?

Kalo misalnya saya perbaikin mobil saya skrg, setelah itu police report keluar dan saya dinyatakan tak bersalah, bisa gak saya minta balik uang perbaikan mobil saya?

Hmmmm... another one of those idiot sample, driving gak pake insurance, bayar insurance gak mau (kemahalan) Tapi pas ketabrak buru buru yang ditanyain pertama ganti-ruginya.

Pernah gak itu orang mikir kalau pihak yang lain injured, atau trauma.... yang dipikir cuma perut sendiri, sama benerin mobil (yang rata rata bisa ditebak BMW ato Mercy) yang harganya bikin engkong-loe miskin tujuh turunan, dibeliin sama babeh tercinta pulak. Tapi bayar insurance 100+ US sebulan kagak mau saking pelitnya....

Dear aLL...
iNi postingan gw yg pertama, newbie emang ha ha ha, baru kemarin Registrasi First.. Met Kenal buat semua!
Kemarin dah baca2 dikit Thread gimana dan bagaimana "ke USA"
How to get Visa bla bla bla... sampe ada teman yg pengen kesana dengan modal dengkul.. mau kek Arnold... 60 sent jadi Gobernor.. ngakak juga baca orang "india"yg haknya dirampas di Amrik he he he!!!

Emang iyah seh.. semangat dan semangat harus terus membara di dada.. walau modal na dengkul doang...
Tapi mungkin teman2 harus pikirkan juga... ke USA tanpa kenal siapa2!!! Ok.. mungkin terlalu jauh mikirnya.. Visa aja blom dapat, tapi gpp kita mikir ke depan... dah banyak Thread "How To Get Visa" jadi mungkin saya mau tanya kelanjutan dari itu...

Sekarang misalnya dah dapat visa... siap2 neh, brangkat ke Amrik.. bye bye Indo... aku pergi ke dunia lain yg penuh harapan.. Tunggu aku kembali dengan berkarung2 duit He He He, mungkin kita akan berharap demikian...

Persoalan berikut... sesampainya "kita" disana.. di imigrasi mudah2an bisa lewat, jangan sampe kek Tom Hanks di Film The Terminal He He He... Menginjakkan kaki di Negeri antah berantah tanpa kenal siapun! kira2 mau ngapain???

Pertanyaan untuk teman2 yg dah di sana, ada ga Komunitas Indo yg siap nampung sementara,yg bisa jemput di Rport, yg bisa bantu cariin kerja bla bla bla..yg bisa bantu2 gitu mpe bisa berjalan sendiri

Last, tadi sempet kontak teman disana.. gw sharing yg gw baca disini.. dan dia advise jgan datang deh klo mau ilegal dengan berbagai argumen!!!...(gimana dunk sesepuh)

segini dulu yah...

Thx Before !!!

Damn ... ini lebih parah lagi. dateng dari Indo niatnya udah gelap. Minta bantuan lagi dicariin kerja ama ditampung sementara.... Elo hidup gelap mau tapi hidup susah kagak mau???
Ho ho ho .... such truly unique indonesians are. How truly "inconsiderate of others."

retarded Holiday Wish....

2006-12-06T14:15:00.000-08:00

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One word.... "Scary..."

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retarders holiday wish list.

Cuma sederetan holiday wish punya retarders, well at least I'm speaking for retarded peepz kyk gw juga....

- Nintendo Wii (yeah get in line... everyone in the neighborhood wants one)

- ~~PS3~~ Im not gonna comment on this one...

- Nabaztag rabbit

I know ...it's retarded, but the concept of a smart ass bunny that talks and dance to music, while reading your fave news headline are just so far out there!!!

The nabaztag.... these bunnies actually do "Tai Chi"

-Brand new Sony VAIO SZ series

Laptop dual core baru yang speednya bisa bikin nenek loe terkencing-kencing dan kantonglo menghidap kangker, ditambah dengan biometric sekuriti sidik jari dan video card khusus gaming.

-Reunion with my MusicIndo Famz... at least for one broadcast together :D

-LG stop making the chocolates, cuz there ain't nothing sweet about it.

The incredibly "retarded" LG Chocolate...

-a 5 Megapixel Cameraphone release in the U.S. (duh, any year now...)

-Sony Ericsson K800i, which is the hottest phone on the market, who totally kicks blackberry's ass...

-A new JOB!!! yes I want one! The one that entitles you to sunday beauty massage and dinner in Paris :D

-Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, sama Britney Spears tiba tiba terdampar di dimensi lain bareng ama Wilmer Velderama, Flava Flav, sama Nick Carter (dan gak bisa balik).

-Santa actually took K-Fed to work in his ~~sex~~ toy shop as one of his little elfs.

-MTV stop showing junks like Yo Momma and Sweet Sixteen.

You have other holiday wishes? ideas? Let them be heard on the comment section!!!

Munafik Indonesians..... munafik nation....

2006-12-05T09:05:00.000-08:00

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Baru aja heboh tentang RUU Pornoaksi, ternyata udah terbukti kebulshitan dan korupnya tokoh-tokoh masyarakat di Indo.

kutipan dari indonesiamatters.com

Maria Eva, or Maria Ireva, 29, usually called Merry, from Sidoarjo in East Java, is the dangdut singer and sometime sinetron actress who appeared in the raunchy sex recording with Golkar parliamentarian Yahya Zaini.

Ternyata kebanyakan wakil wakil rakyat indo cuma OmDo alias Omong Doank.

Maria Ireva, bintang film porno berjilbab.

*updated with video*

-Sudah 2x menunaikan ibadah haji.
-Sudah 2x ketanah suci.
-Sering menghabiskan waktu bertasbih dan bersembahyang kepada Auloh.
-Aktif sebagai anggota Muhammadiyah dan Partai Golkar.
-Mengaku masih perawan (can someone say "Bullshit..."?)

Ternyata aib nya keluar deh... heboh banget pas keluar rekamannya adegan seksual antara Maria dan anggota parlemen Golkar Yahya Zaini dalam bentuk format 3gp.
(Makanya pak, lain kali jangan direkam kalau selingkuhan...)

House leader of Golkar, Andi Matabelalattan, says he can’t be sure if Y.Z. is involved in the scandal but if he is he will be punished. Y.Z. was known to be a man of good moral character, he said, and so he wasn’t jumping to conclusions especially considering he hadn’t seen the video yet.

Yeah.... he's just waiting for someone to send the video via e-mail, watched it on his layar tancep style entertainment room, jacked off into it and then concluded it was human error mistake.

Para pemuka dan wakil rakyat seharusnya bisa jaga kemaluan donks, itu celana sampe turun kebawah-bawah bikin malu aja.....

man of the hour, el-gigolo Yahya Zaini...

Rakyat Indonesia gak boleh melakukan hal hal yang porno, berciuman, berpakaian minim, baca playboy, tapi para wakil rakyatnya boleh selingkuhan kayak kebow....

Oh bang Rhoma... lihatlah generasimu... bikin maluwww....

Damn Indonesia.... munafik nation...

retarded trip to laundromat....

2006-12-04T08:11:00.000-08:00

You'll be surprise at what you'll find in laundromats these days.....

Terakhir gw ke laundromat sama anggora buat cuci-cuci baju....

Yang pasti selalu aja ada manusia yang gak tau diri ....
udah tau fire lane itu "larangan" buat parkir... tapi buat sebagian orang2 gak berpendidikan kayak gini, trotoar yang dicat merah hampir gak ada bedanya ama trotoar biasa.

I dunno WTF... how the hell do you shop and do laundry at the same time???...

You can also play Video Game......

Dirty Video Game......

Did somebody jacked off in front of the gumball machine???
Ato kunyah permen karet yang entah dari tahun kapan expired nya.

And people tend to leave their stuff too.....

Hmmm..... leopard underwear....

Can you say "rrrrrrrrrrrr" ????

I'm such an idol.... (retarded idol)

2006-11-30T08:26:00.000-08:00

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Baru aja dapet e-mail tentang blackberry yang model baru dari T-Mobile.

*e-mail from up to 10 accounts = sure my old nokia do that
*Intuitive suretype keyboard = I'm not sure what is intuitive, but my nokia also do that.
*1.3 megapixel camera = are you kiddin' me ???

Hmm... gw gak tau yach kenapa americans ngedewa-dewa kan yang namanya blackberry, it's simply ugly. Why would you pay extra 300 bucks for that?

check out my old nokia phone. Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?

Why settled for 1.3 when you can have 3.2 megapixel nikon camera "integrated" ?

For compatibility issue ... all you need is just a regular clear tape.

My nokia sure kicks blackberry's ass.
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Gw mo cerita ttg temen gw yg selalu mengidolakan gw, kita kerja satu kantor....
Entah gw emang tenar atau temen gw bener bener mendewakan gw.....

- We had the same car

- We had the same ipod (Black Color)

- We go to the same school

Gw jadi mikir ... ini orang koq lifestyle nya nyamain gw banget gituh ....
Yang paling bikin gw bete .... doi gak malu malunya mintain gw bikinin PeEr-nya....
Gak cuma sekali, 2 kali, tiap kali doi punya PeEr, selalu gw yang harus bikinin....

Chattingan gw kemaren....

: ) says:
hey

RayKo - says:
hey

RayKo - says:
nice bike (it's my bike)

RayKo - says:
u just bought it?

: ) says:
ha ha ha

: ) says:
very funny

: ) says:
hey didu buy the wii already...

RayKo - says:
it's not in store... how can u buy it ?

RayKo - says:
except u wanna spend 600 bucks for it

: ) says:
no way

RayKo - says:
http://techbargains.com/buywii.htm

RayKo - says:
Sorry, no wii (Nintendo wii)'s are in stock right now. This page will rescan for the wii (Nintendo wii) in a couple minutes.

Make sure one click ordering is enabled at Amazon and that you have an account set up at the all other stores checked.

RayKo - says:
i've got marvel ultimate alliance for PC though

: ) says:
why

RayKo - says:
what u mean why ?

: ) says:
u shouldn't wait for the wii

RayKo - says:
because it's free

: ) says:
oh

: ) says:
i see

RayKo - says:
you always see, but not hear...

: ) says:
oh i hear

: ) says:
hey dude I need ur help for my homework, please!!!

RayKo - says:
... what kind ..

RayKo - says:
i know you got an A on the last homework... (karena gw bikinin)

: ) says:
when do u have time I just need half, or an hour....

: ) says:
maybe saturday then after we can go out, to the movies or for dinner

: ) just sent you a nudge.

RayKo - says:
wokai

RayKo - says:
weekend i have no probs

RayKo - says:
dim sum

: ) says:
dim sum???

RayKo - says:
http://www.cantondelights.com/

: ) says:
that looks good

: ) says:
is it good?

RayKo - says:
it's very good

: ) says:
ok, so maybe we can go after.....

RayKo - says:
ok ...

RayKo - says:
im gonna drop of my car on the dealer saturday 8 am

RayKo - says:
what is your homework about ?

: ) says:
database used in workplace

RayKo - says:
owww shit...

RayKo - says:
lolz

: ) says:
what!

RayKo - says:
can't help ya

RayKo - says:
lolzzzzzzz

: ) says:
why

RayKo - says:
lolz... cuz that one is a pain in the azz

: ) says:
oh dont worry between the 2 of us well do it

: ) says:

RayKo - says:
: ) says:
oh dont worry between the 2 of us I will do it ===> OK!! Sounds Good

: ) says:
ha ha ha

: ) says:
ok

RayKo - says:
¿

RayKo - says:
hmmmm

: ) says:

RayKo - says:
damn.... I should have not say hi to you ....

RayKo - says:
lolz
: ) says:

RayKo - says:
*stupid me*

RayKo - says:
ok .... from now on ... im off the msn ... im gonna use my super secret address

: ) says:
dude I know, i'm sorry I have to bother you......

RayKo - says:
http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/

RayKo - says:
damn ... you show the sign of weakness

: ) says:
but I appreciate your help.....

RayKo - says:
: ) says:
dude I know, i'm sorry I have to bother you...... ===> stop being gay ... you supposed to be the bad cop

RayKo - says:
WTF ....

RayKo - says:
: ) says:
but I appreciate your help..... ===> So gayyyy

: ) says:
ok, MTF,...mofo

RayKo - says:
you're the badass that supposed to push for it ... not saying im sorry

RayKo - says:
WTF...

: ) says:
WTF

RayKo - says:
you've got gay written all over your 4head

: ) says:
you too

: ) says:
ha haha

RayKo - says:
damn negro .... dont make me alter your pic and turn you into a midget on yellow tricycle

: ) says:
ha ha ha

: ) just sent you a nudge.

RayKo - says:
nudging is also gay

: ) winks:
Play "Water Balloon"

RayKo - says:
still gay

: ) says:
never mind

RayKo - says:
ne ver mind what

: ) says:
so it the game good?

RayKo - says:
i dunno ... still downloading... 4.3 Gig

: ) says:
ha ha ha

: ) says:
well the pict looks good

RayKo - says:
damn ... i look so cool

: ) says:
that's gay

: ) says:
dont be so proud of how u look

: ) says:
that sounds gay

RayKo - says:
im so confident... your words will bounce off me like a rubber ball

: ) says:
hey did she call again?

RayKo - says:
damn ... the lens flare made me look godly

RayKo - says:
who called again ?

: ) says:
ur x

RayKo - says:
DAMNNNNN

RayKo - says:
with the "R"

RayKo - says:
lookz so Fine !!!!

RayKo - says:
===> yeah she called

: ) says:
hmm...

RayKo - says:
damn ... my avatar!!! is hot!

: ) says:
no coments

RayKo - says:
yeah ... you only wish you can put the Letter W impression on your's

: ) says:
I will...

RayKo - says:
*waiting****

: ) says:
ha ha ha

: ) says:
ok gordo,..... i got to go......

RayKo - says:
goota fuck the neighbour chick

: ) says:
maybe

RayKo - says:
lolz...

RayKo - says:
u wish

: ) says:
see u

RayKo - says:
bla...

: ) says:
bla blah

RayKo - says:
gotta go... but yo ass is still here

Hmm.... I'm such an idol.... retarded idol....

Eating Chinese Sucks....

2006-11-28T11:02:00.000-08:00

Kemaren ... gw ajak anggora mampir ke resto Chinese buat dinner, biasa lah resto lokal sini. Terakhir kali kita makan, rasanya lumayan ok koq... walaupun bukan yg "top of the line" tapi terakhir kali kita makan disono cukup puas....

Sial.....

Bebeknya .... keasinan kayak tampang nchatz kalo lagi ngamuk...

Babi-nya ..... kegaringan kayak kerupuk gosong....

Nasinya ... kekeringan kayak kemarau paceklik....

Yang paling parah harganya ..... 30 dollar untuk one lousy dinner....

Damn ... I wish I've open the fortune cookie sooner....

Satu lagi resto yg bakalan masuk blacklist gw... -.-

Early Thanksgiving Gift....

2006-11-24T10:00:00.000-08:00

You don't like me ...
You forgot about me ...
But when you're alone on thanksgiving night....

You miss called me .... LOL

Yea... some people got better things to do @ 1 freakin am. in the morning... including sleeping....

Happy thanksgiving you ~retards~ !!!!

How Indonesians manage to stay with the competition....

2006-11-21T12:38:00.000-08:00

Gw suka banget ama yang namanya motorsport...

Tentunya semua pada tau kalo cewek gak bisa dipisahkan ama yang namanya motor/ mobil di dunia per-racing-an.

Banyak para produsen motor yang gak tanggung-tanggung memasang model yahud en aduhai, cuma buat publikasi produk baru mereka. Hasilnya : Yum.... pose-pose ceweQ cakep nan hampir telanjang yang membuat jantung dan tekanan darah naik turun....

CeweQ eropa ... mempromosikan Alpine sama Yamaha R1

Dari Itali kita dapet ceweQ seksi yang mempromosikan motor Ducatti...

Memang... dunia bisnis dan produksi motor adalah satu bidang yang cukup cerah prospeknya. Bayangin aja berapa bayaran para model kayak gini...

Walaupun kebanyakan cewek yang difoto kayak gini belum pernah nyetir yang namanya motor seumur hidup. Tapi kesannya tehnik fotografi dan marketing membuat ceweQ2 seksi nan bahenol ini bisa merajai jalanan....

Untuk sebagian cewek-cewek pin-up model geneh.... modelling sudah dimulai dari usia yang sangat muda...

CeweQ2 dari amerika bahkan terkenal gaharnya (ukurannya)....

Cewek Jepun yang mini en sekseh....

CeweQ Jerman paling minim pakaian-nya

CeweQ indo juga gak kalah koq ...persaingan sama cewek-cewek mancanegara...
Liat aja sendiri...

Tak ada akar rotan pun jadi....
Gak ada model.... pembantu aja loe foto ...

Walau ghetto.... tetep murni karya sendiri......

Apalagi yg ini:

~We love Indo's~

I've got a bone to pick with you!!!

2006-11-19T22:29:00.000-08:00

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Happy-nya gw .... weekend ini sempet dibelanjain sepokat baru!!

Neraka Jahanam.... sepatu gw yg udah setia menemani gw selama 4 tahun terakhir.....

Orang bilang kalau dideketin skidmarks-nya ada foto nchatz ama jinzky.

No wash, no brush
Pokoknya tiap hari pake.... gak weekdays gak weekend...
Sole-nya aja udah copot
4 years of sweat... doesn't make it easy on the smell department either....

Meet my new shoes !!!! ... I like how it looks.... simple, and clean....

Crystal bought it for me, past weekend.... It kinda match my personality ^^!

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Other than that.... this weekend I've got my early Christmas present!!!

A gigantic Bone!!! from Wal-Mart, Crystal also bought this for me!

*Storm Riders moments*

Tanpa bisa dipungkiri lagi... tulang ini membuat gw keliatan lebih sangar en retarded...

retarders to bos: "I've got a bone to pick with you!!!"
Kayak di film "Lord of the Rings...."

*sangar mode on*

And best of all ... gw mo taro di kantor gw ....
Buat nakutin org sekantor

SCH-B600 - Ponsel 10Mpix dari Samsung.

2006-11-17T09:07:00.000-08:00

Samsung dengan bangga mengumumkan peluncuran Hape pertama dengan 10 Mpix kamera digital. Hape ini memiliki fungsi autofocus, 2x optical zoom, 5x optical zoom, dan bluetooth untuk direct printing. Dan berhubung Hape ini dikeluarkan untuk pasar Korea, hape ini dilengkapi dengan TV Tuner. Korean geeks, you gotta love this..!

Shit .... the 10 Mpix Image quality will make your daddy's balls looks like biji Durian Monthong!

Strategi marketing Samsung juga manis kayak lapis legit .... Menaruh 2 model ceweQ cakep sebagai "umpan" bisa membuat ~~jinzky~~ pikiran melayang layang di tengah padang rerumputan.

SCH-B600 lumayan bagus ... cuma menurut retarders kurang fungsi untuk membuat (memperbesar) beberapa bagian dari subjek foto kita, lain dari pada itu ... kualitas imagenya jernih koQ!

Seperti gw bilang..... beberapa bagian perlu diperbesar... fitur ini seharusnya sudah berikan standard pada SCH-B600

Samsung’s 10 megapixel camera phone (SCH-B600) 6mm lebih tipis and 10g lebih ringan dibandingkan dengan 7 megapixel camera phone (SCH-V770) dan juga mempunyai kelas tersendiri jika dibandingkan dengan kamera phone lainnya dengan menggabungkan fasilitas Mobile TV dalam standard jasa Satelit.

B600 menawarkan kemampuan setara dengan kamera digital 10 Megapixel dengan 2x optical zoom dan 5x digital zoom.

B600 juga memiliki fungsi autofokus dan unit flash yang berfungsi maksimal untuk pengambilan gambar 10 megapixel. B600 juga memiliki fungsi support white balance, manual focus, pengambilan continuous, dan pengambilan gambar interval.

Fungsi bluetooth juga membuat kamera phone ini mampu mengirimkan gambar dan multimedia ke HP lain, printer, atau headset bluetooth.

Pengguna bisa menonton acara TV melalui fungsi Satellite DMB.
Juga disupport memory external melalui MMCmicro, dengan fungsi TVout

Fungsi keren lainnya termasuk MP3 player, business card reader dan 128 polyponic ringtone

Harga B600 dipatok sekitar 900,000 won (about $ 900) di Korea.

One question - "Does it come with the girls?"
Gue mau donk ... beli 2 ...
2 CeweQnya maksudnya....

retard vs. retard (PS3 Launch will definetely be a blast)!!

2006-11-16T11:24:00.000-08:00

RayKo - says:
sup bt

Terence says:
d/ling old martial arts movies

RayKo - says:
oic

RayKo - says:
hmmm

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Terence says:
well obviously they're all revenge movies

Terence says:
hahaha

RayKo - says:
everything old school martial art movies is about revenge

Terence says:
hell yeah

Terence says:
but some of those who take revenge have one arm or something missing

Terence says:
so it would be interesting how they fight

Terence says:
also the bad guys have weird shit weapons

Terence says:
or the good guys have to study some weird ass kung fu

RayKo - says:
hmm ... like kung fu fuck you ?

RayKo - says:
http://www.tmous.com/media/MOUS_kung-fu.html

Terence says:
good one

RayKo - says:
yeah ... i know you'll like it

RayKo - says:
so how bout it ? camp with me and we split the profit 60-40 ?

Terence says:
how come Crytal won't camp with you?

RayKo - says:
she has to go to work

RayKo - says:
launch is tomorrow ..

RayKo - says:
and ppl gonna be waiting in the night for it

RayKo - says:
she cant take a day off on probation period... she prefers not

Terence says:
dude...you're gonna freeze to death

RayKo - says:
c'mon it would be like good ol' days

RayKo - says:
mingle and chat together

RayKo - says:
yeah ... but im gonna sell it for twice the prize to those geeks wanted it

Terence says:
and what will we doing while we camp?

RayKo - says:
shit ... talk ... watch movies ... bla bla bla

RayKo - says:
reading

RayKo - says:
practice fuck you kung-fu

Terence says:
and from what time to what time is this?

RayKo - says:
well ...

RayKo - says:
think about from midnight to 7 am in the morning when best buy opens

Terence says:
it sounds so stupid just like before and it tempts me

Terence says:
hahaha

Terence says:
and you have a sure buyer?

RayKo - says:
you know it ... we're like brothers

RayKo - says:
im gonna sell it ... out in the front of best buy ...

RayKo - says:
lolz

Terence says:
ok...aswer the last question

RayKo - says:
i dont have a sure buyer.... but it would be selling like hotcakes

RayKo - says:
there's only 400,000 units

RayKo - says:
you can still sell it on ebay

RayKo - says:
look @ ebay listing

RayKo - says:
they go up to tweice the price

Terence says:
so why not buy 2 then?

RayKo - says:
http://search.ebay.com/search

RayKo - says:
thats what im saying ... we could buy two it there's another person in the line

RayKo - says:
one person can only get 1 ticket

Terence says:
and the other $400 has to come from me?

Terence says:
or is it coming from you?

RayKo - says:
1800 bucks http://cgi.ebay.com/We-have-it-Playstation-3-

RayKo - says:
urm ... thats a good question ... it would help if you can help me out for the purchase.. if not .. i can spend my saving on it

RayKo - says:
cuz im not keeping that shit to play game

Terence says:
hmmm...sounds so stupid that can't help but get into it myself

Terence says:
are you sure going to bestbuy at 12am is good enough?

RayKo - says:
we gonna have to scout since bestbuy close @ 8

Terence says:
i'm sure a lot of people have same idea as you and are going earlier

RayKo - says:
or 9

RayKo - says:
well the good thing is ...with 2 ppl .. one can head home and grab some snacks or supplies

Terence says:
so we have to start camping at 9pm?

RayKo - says:
yeah ... sounds so stupid tat it actually makes you even hornier to get it

RayKo - says:
we'll start camping when bestbuy closed i guess

RayKo - says:
but look @ the prices on those shitty machines... 1800 bucks?

RayKo - says:
i would be happy if we can sell one for 1000 @ the door

Terence says:
but it's $400 machine right?

RayKo - says:
no ... it's 500 bucks

RayKo - says:
c'mon write a check and you'll get one in return anyway

RayKo - says:
it's not like it's deducted automatically that day

RayKo - says:
we'll try to sell it @ neighboring stores and shit

RayKo - says:
get our money back fast!

Terence says:
well...there's always returning it...hahaha

Terence says:
so which best buy then?

RayKo - says:
if it's unopened... yes

RayKo - says:
the one in canoga?

RayKo - says:
like a mile away from my place

RayKo - says:
you can always camp at frys

RayKo - says:
but fry's doesnt give tickets

Terence says:
i guess that's the best choice

Terence says:
there's a bestbuy near here also

Terence says:
so it's all the stores

RayKo - says:
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/

RayKo - says:
check it out

Hmm... I guess we're camping after all???

Pilih mana ... PS3 ato Wii ???

2006-11-15T10:12:00.000-08:00

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Singapura membuktikan sekali lagi kalo mereka adalah bangsa pinter berotak bisnis.

Spaceport everyone??

Singapura lagi merencanakan buat membangun spaceport buat para turis. Fasilitas seharga 115 milyar U.S ini bakalan dijadikan sarana untuk latihan orbit para turis, sekaligus berfungsi sebagai airport untuk perjalanan luar angkasa.

Menurut presiden dari Space Adventures - Eric Anderson, pangsa pasar dari bisnis spaceport ini diperkirakan berkisar antara 1 bilyun dollar pertahun.

hmmm... buruan deh cepet nabung.... lain kali ke Singapur, bisa ikutan ngorbit kayak astronot...
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Buat elo elo yang tau tentang teknologi, pasti donk udah menanti-nanti kedatangan PS3 (Playstation 3) sama Nintendo Wii (Baca : Wi)

Kabarnya buat yang di Indo.... PS3 udah dijual dengan kisaran harga 12 jutaan... (Yap ...teknologi sekarang mahal men...) emang kayak jaman kuda dulu, Playstation sama Sega Saturn dipatok cuma dengan harga 1 jutaan? (Dapet game pula gratis 5 biji, courtesy of encek2 Glodokz)

Buat sebagian anak ... 12 jutaan cuma ibarat tinggal minta aja sama ortu, yang kalo keluarin duit kayak kencing aje....

Sementara buat yang lain ...cuma bisa ngiler doank ... kapan sih kesampean bisa main atau memiliki PS3? In your dream baybeh....

Kalo di amrik sini, Nintendo Wii sama PS3 bakalan diluncurkan tanggal 17 November.... Nah masalahnya ... Karena banyak permintaan terjadilah yang namanya kekurangan produk, Amrik cuma kebagian 400.000 unit PS3 disaat peluncuran, sementara semua orang (gamer sejati) bakalan ngantri bela-belain buat beli PS3 ato Nintendo Wii. Saking gilanya ... dijamin toko toko elektronik bakalan penuh dengan orang orang gila yang berkamping dari malem, cuma buat antri beli console baru.

Buat yang beruntung sempet pre-order beberapa bulan lalu, bisa meraih keuntungan cepat. Pas dapet PS3 ato Nintendo Wii, mereka bisa jual di ebay dengan harga 3-4 kali lipat harga aslinya.

PS3 dipatok harga 499 dollar buat versi 20GB HDD, untuk versi 60GB dipatok harga 599 dollar A.S, sementara Nintendo Wii dijual dengan harga 249 Dollar A.S

Bayangin keuntungan 3 kali lipet? Gila juga yah pangsa pasar gaming. Separah-parahnya loe masih bisa jual 2 kali lipet ama temen gamer loe yg kepengen dapet PS3 ato Nintendo Wii pas peluncuran perdana.

Wii vs. PS3 = Bokek

Emang sih ... keluarin biaya 12 jutaan buat gengsi orang indo gak seberapa koq.... apalagi palingan CD nya bajakan semua....

Wii sama PS3 sama sama pake controller dengan fungsi motion sensor, artinya pas elo main game... loe diharapkan untuk ikut goyang. Stick controller Wii lebih keren lagi... bayangin maen ping-pong ato tennis sambil gerakin controller joystick nya.

Grafik Next-Gen Console system yang dijamin bakalan bikin nenek loe terkencing-kencing.

Contoh dari beberapa game yang akan dimunculkan pas peluncuran perdana : Metal Gear Solid 4 buat PS3 dan Legend of Zelda "Twilight Princess" buat Wii.

PS3 juga dilengkapi ama Blu-Ray Disc, dibandingkan ama DVD yang cuma bisa simpen 4.7 Giga data, Blu-Ray bisa simpen 50 Giga Data. Bayangin aja perbedaannya!

Hmm ... gw jadi mikir ... haruskah gw lego PS2 gw dan buruan kemping di toko elektronik terdekat???

Hidup Gengsi!!!!!

Mari kita santet Presiden Bush....

2006-11-13T09:40:00.000-08:00

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Di LA baru aja heboh U-Party....
Temen gw bilang ... kenapa gw gak ikut aja??

Liat dulu deh infonya

VIP Table $700 with drinks, $500 without drinks - Good for 10 guests.
For more information please contact (213) 268 3327 (Pingkan)

Waste of time... waste of money...
If I have 700 bucks to spend on one night ... definetely I'm not gonna spend it to impress my friend on a stupid drinking table...
Poor Indonesians... your decisions are based on "gengsi"

And here's what i think about your stupid party....

It's GAY......
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Baru aja gw baca-baca berita di detik.com
Hmm ... kalo ada yang merasa kalau akhir akhir ini postingan gw lebih condong ke arah politik.... lu jangan kuatir ok -.- (gaya renza - tiongkok)

Blog ini gak akan berubah jadi blog politik koq... cuma gw suka aja posting tentang perilaku bodoh orang indo....

Hari ini gw mo komen tentang protest orang indo tentang kunjungan Bush ke Bogor ....

Ck ck ck.... hari gini masih aja percaya ginian.
Would you believe in someone who has "Gendeng" a.k.a "Crazy" for a name?
Gendeng Pamungkas literally means Ultimately Insane?
retarders smells competition here....

Emang orang indo bisa voodoo ??

Ini yang bikin gw berminat.... kalau misalnya Bush sampe betah disono gimana?... Kalo lebih dari satu jam seharusnya Ki Gendeng Pamungkas ini digantung aja sama massa, lalu di panggang kayak babi..... Jangan cuma OmDo donk ... berani berbuat berani bertanggung jawab.

Dialog spiritual my ass.....

Hmmm... gw agak curiga sama yang ini .... Gw rasa makhluk halusnya belum dikasih makan... jadi cranky.... Terus ...kenapa cuma Ki Gentong doank yang bisa komunikasi sama si makhluk halus ini?

Front Pribumi Merdeka bagi Bangsa Sendiri... perasaan Indonesia udah merdeka dari tahun 1945 dulu dari penjajahan, buat mereka yang masih ingin "merdeka" dari bangsa sendiri emang mo merdeka apanya ? Merdeka kumpul kebo ?

Harga toyota yaris OTR disini sekitar 15,000 an U.S berarti kalau Ki Gendeng ini bener bener abdi rakyat, gak mungkin donk bisa beli mobil baru dengan harga sekitar 135 jeti? Apakah ada korupsi sama makhluk halusnya penunggu istana Bogor?

Walaupun gw retarded, cuma gw kalau beli mobil baru, gak nanti deh dikasih orang orang suruh corat coret... itu namanya sarap...

Buat gw ... yg lebih aneh lagi bakar kemenyan sambil nyilet tangan, abis itu darahnya diisep....
Damn ... tambah aneh aja nih orang indo ....

Bullshit lah ... voodoo, dasar orang indo, diboongin mauu ajah.... :D

Ikuti Cara Kami, Cara Islam sudah terbukti hasilnya....

2006-11-09T13:43:00.000-08:00

Damn......

An Egyptian blogger is arrested for insulting Islam.

Abdel Kareem Nabil Suleiman, 22 years, was arrested recently over writings published on his weblog [1] in which he criticised the Egyptian government and some senior religious figures.

Abdel was once a student of al-Azhar University, the most prestigious seat of Sunni Islamic learning in the world. But in October 2005 Abdel was expelled from al-Azhar, and briefly arrested, for publishing a web article which criticised al-Azhar university’s dominance in religious thought and said Muslim clerics at the university were partly responsible for murderous attacks on Egypt’s Coptic Orthodox community.

Abdel Kareem Nabil.

This time, on the 6th of November, Abdel was arrested again in Alexandria for making critical remarks about Islam, although it is unclear exactly what he said.

He is believed to be the first person arrested in Egypt for saying things purely on the internet, not in print. [2] One wonders whether Indonesian police have ever given any thought to applying the country’s blasphemy laws to those who publish writings on the internet.

Bukan cuma agama... sekarang yang namanya islam udah jadi hukum bhoks.
You can't talk about Islam anymore... anything that you talked about regarding islam will be held against you eventually.

Tapi gw inget yach ... bicara soal toleransi umat beragama.
Dulu di family gw kan ada pembantu. Kita semua (satu keluarga) respek koq sama yg namanya agama lain, doi mo mudik, mo sembahyang 5x sehari, mo puasa, mo ngapain semuanya didukung koq (sama keluarga kita yang berbeda kepercayaan dan agama)

Kalau bulan puasa, semua penjual makanan harus tutup usaha (well seenggaknya mengurangi operasi) dengan alasan toleransi terhadap umat islam yg menunaikan ibadah puasa.

Kalau pas lebaran ... kita kita mesti bisa omong "Mohon maap lahir dan bathin" (Minal Aidin Wal Faid'in) Dengan bersusah payah-- apalagi engko engko penjual elektronik di glodok, mana ngarti gituan? Walaupun rasanya kita gak pernah melakukan kesalahan sama orang orang yang kita minta permintaan maap tersebut (gak pernah jitaQ, gebuk, tipu, ato kegiatan merugikan lainnya) Sebab kalau loe sampe ketahuan menipu kaum yang beratas-namakan pribumi atau islam... loe bisa habis di gebuki tetangga sekampung.

Kalau di perjalanan, kita wajib (atau seakan-akan diwajibkan) untuk ikut menyumbang amal Jari'ah buat pembangunan mesjid ato tempat beribadah khusus buat umat islam (loe gak kasih, dijamin mobil anda ditambahi ornamen seni baret), coba kalau loe kristen ato katolik terus bawa bawa baki dijalanan sambil bawa tulisan "amal Kristenisasi" loe juga bakalan dirajam orang islam sekampungan.

Coba kalau adzan maghrib tiap jam 6, itu suara "Allahu Akbar" berkoar-koar, pake speaker mesjid yang dibangun dari amal amal dan zakat dari kite kite yang non-muslim, gak perduli orang lagi sakit gigi, butuh tidur ato suasana sunyi... Sampe sampe di tiap channel tivi juga ada slideshownya (yang bikin gw heran, kalo elo sembahyang pas adzan maghrib mana sempet lu nonton TV???), sementara si pak pendeta cuma dapet slot minggu pagi dari jam 8 sampe jam 8:30 di teve swasta. Gw sendiri gak pernah denger kalau jam 9 malem orang orang kristen nyiarin doa "Bapa Kami" pake corong punya gereja.

Tapi semua agama diluar islam... disebutnya kafir ...
Tapi semua cewek yang gak pake jilbab itu bejad ...

a retarded conversation with cewek full of shit...

2006-11-06T12:58:00.000-08:00

Gak habis pikir sama yang namanya cewek .... Cewek tuch bisa dibilang makhluk yang paling misterius. Kerapkali mereka menunjukkan kalau mereka itu lemah, dan wajib untuk dilindungi ama yang namanya cowok aka pria.

Tapi dibelakang "kelemahan" ini ada sebagian cewek yang mempergunakan sisi dari kelemahan ini untuk nge-kick butt elo, mempermainkan sampe akhirnya mempergunakan si cowok...

Entah udah dari jaman kapan, wanita jadi salah satu objek pertikaian, contoh : Helen of Troy, ratu Cleopatra, mengisahkan cewek-cewek yang kelihatannya baik dan tidak berbahaya, ternyata memiliki ambisi yang bisa menghancur leburkan satu negara.

Sama kisahnya sama cewek yang satu ini .... bisa disebut mantan guweh... Yang pokoknya kedzamnya gak kira-kira.... Setelah 2 tahun kagak obrol ato ketemuan, masih aja ini cewek menghubungi gw, kepengen kembali kontrol gw, menebar pesona campur malapetaka.

Yenny@mesol says:
Alooo

Yenny@mesol says:

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
Iya

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
nape2?

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
Ehuehuhauha
Yenny@mesol says:
kemaren ngapain aje?

Yenny@mesol says:
kok jawabnya lama sich

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
Hayah

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
payah msgr km

Yenny@mesol says:
lho aku punya

Yenny@mesol says:
so far nobody complain

Yenny@mesol says:
km kali yg ngaco

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
gak ...

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
km yg ngaco

Yenny@mesol says:
km lah. gak hp, msn jg ngaco

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
o well ...

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
cannot do anything about it

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
hmm ...
Yenny@mesol says:
trus km ngapain aza kemaren?

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
nonton ...

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
film film baru blom ditonton

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
tiap hari dapet yg baru ...

Yenny@mesol says:
maksudnya dapet yg baru?

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
Iya

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
film yg baru baru ... model superman, the breakup

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
fast furious

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
apalagi lah ... tau

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
banyak ampe puyeng pala gw

Yenny@mesol says:
oooh gt

Yenny@mesol says:
km pake netflix emgnya

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
gak... gratiz ...

Yenny@mesol says:
kok bisa.

Yenny@mesol says:
dowload?

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
Yup

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
dvd quality semua

Yenny@mesol says:
bagus donk

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
yap, begitulah

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
ah km kebanyakan diem ...

Yenny@mesol says:
km aza yg ngomong

Yenny@mesol says:
ntar gue jawabin

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
beh ... koq gitu ...

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
masa gw doank yg omong ?

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
gak seru donks ..

Yenny@mesol says:
aiya beraninya di msn...di telp gak berani

Yenny@mesol says:
hahahahahah

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
lah ... kemaren kan telpnan sore

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
?

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
gak berani gimane ?
Yenny@mesol says:
Hehehehehehe

Yenny@mesol says:
kemaren padahal mo diajak keluar

Dasar ceweQ busuk .... tiap kali nelpon, gak pernah omong maunya apa, tiap kali gw gak bisa keluar bilangnya mo ajak keluar....

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
oo .. mo kemana ?

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
ada rencana kemana ?

Yenny@mesol says:
makan crepes

Translation: Makan Crepes... kudu gw yg jemput ... kudu gw yg bayarin ... males aje... lolz...

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
oke ... kapan kapan yach ... its a date

Yenny@mesol says:
will see

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
will see apaan ?

Yenny@mesol says:
liat aza nanti

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
oh ya terserah la... huehueheua...

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
mau ya bagus ... kalau ada kesempatan... gak mau ya gpp ...

Yenny@mesol says:
yeah let me know if u have time

Yenny@mesol says:
soalnya udah berapa kali km mo diajak gak bisa terus

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
true ... im not denying that ...
RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
my life is pretty busy lately ...
Yenny@mesol says:
and don't get me wrong if I ask u out

Yenny@mesol says:
nothing personal or want to get something from u

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
what is wrong ?

Yenny@mesol says:
kadang2 takut km ngerasa kyknya aku pengen banget ajakin km pergi

Yenny@mesol says:
something like that

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
ya pergi doank ... gw sih cuek aja

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
Huehuahuah

Yenny@mesol says:
Takutnyaaaaa

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
u think too much ...

Yenny@mesol says:
come on..... i know u long time also

Yenny@mesol says:
i know the way u thinking

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
you know me also ... im capable of changing ...
Yenny@mesol says:
justru gak

Yenny@mesol says:
tp takutnya km pikirannya kyk gt

Yenny@mesol says:
im not like that...keluar for having fun

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
so ... knp km mesti takut kalo km bener?
Yenny@mesol says:
Udah lupain aza
Yenny@mesol says:
kebanyakan yg aku blom nonton film horror

RayKo "Tae ...beautiful day beautiful sunshine ... tapi hati loe busuk...." (Tai dipoles sama cream, gak bakalan jadi kue....) says:
Ic

Yenny@mesol says:
takut ntn horror sendirian

Yenny@mesol says:
takut gak bisa bobo nanti

Right.... ngapain donk elo telp gw tiap malem ... kepengen ngobrol ??? dasar ceweQ kayak gini ... full of shit...

Kontroversi Playboy Kita....

2006-11-02T15:15:00.000-08:00

Gw suka mampir ke website ini skrg.... Entah kenapa.. mungkin karena penyajian yang lumayan apik, mungkin karena buanyak banget kobodohan orang Indo yang dibuka secara blak-blakan disitu...

Ato mungkin sekedar hobby gw nostalgila .... maklum ... gak tiap hari kan kita baca detik dan kompas? Lucu aja gitu denger berita-berita kebodohan masyarakat indo sekarang.

Gwahhh... apalagi denger huru-hara RUU Pornoaksi .... BASI!!! kayak blognya si ceweQ dungu. Udah salah...ngotot lagih...

The same things with Indonesians... (Supaya elo elo pada ngerti apa sih keberatan dari RUUAP ini mendingan loe baca rancangan undang-undangnya dolo deh ... disini

Nah .... gw ini paling males baca yang namanya Undang Undang... mana dari jaman kecil disuruh hapalin yang namanya UUD '45 tiap mo ulangan sejarah.... (Tiap tiap murid pasti punya buku UUD kecil kayak pamflet untuk ngapalin pasal pasal dari UUD '45) Sementara yang dikategorikan berandalan... tinggal pinjem, ato minta paksa, kalau masih gak bisa tinggal geradah temen satu meja loe....

Yeah.... Indonesia is a NATO Nation (No Action - Talk Only)

Gw sempetin deh kasih liat poin poin konyol dari RUUAP.

Menggunakan adalah kegiatan memakai materi media massa cetak, media massa elektronik, alat komunikasi medio, dan barang dan/atau jasa pornografi.===> damn ... mati lah gw .. gw nonton parno di TV, donlod parno di Kompie, baca Buku parno (PlayBoy, Penthouse dsb), Omong joroQ di haPe... sama gw suka masturbasi.... jadi ini pelanggaran RUUAP....

Pengguna adalah setiap orang yang dengan sengaja menonton/ menyaksikanpornografi dan/atau pornoaksi.===> nice... baru tau ya mas ? kalau pengguna jasa bokep itu namanya "manusia"

Anak-anak adalah seseorang yang belum berusia 2 (dua belas) tahun
Dewasa adalah seseorang yang telah berusia 12 (dua belas) tahun keatas.===> o shit ... Jadi kalo loe udah berumur 13 loe diperbolehkan hamil... nyimeng, ngerokok, sama berbuat hal hal yg tidak baik... sebab loe udah dewasa....

Anti pornografi dan pornoaksi bertujuan ;

a. Menegakkan dan menjunjung tinggi harkat dan martabat manusia yang beriman dan bertakwa dalam rangka membentuk masyarakat yang berkepribadian luhur kepadaTuhan Yang Maha Esa. ,

b. Memberikan perlindungan, pembinaan, dan pendidikan moral dan akhlak masyarakat

Kalo nurut gw: Anti pornografi dan pornoaksi bertujuan;
-Membuat negara Indonesia jadi negara islam, dalam naungan partai syariat islam.
-Membuat semua golongan cowok pake kopiah, dan semua golongan cewek pake jilbab (termasuk abang abang yang suka pake koteka di Irja sonoh)
-Membuat masyarakat semakin tolol dengan menghadirkan ilusi, cewekQ berjilbab tidak akan melakukan perzinahan dan segala bentuk pornografi maupun pornoaksi.
-Membuat masyarakat semakin bau dengan ditutup nya seluruh bagian tubuh dan pori pori udara dari kulit dengan mempergunakan fasilitas baju dan berpakaian kayak ninja.
-Cuma perwujudan keselnya bang Rhoma cs. atas keberhasilan Inoel menggoyang dunia Bang Rhoma, dan kebablasannya PlayboY indo masuk peredaran.

Setiap orang dilarang membeli barang pornografi dan/atau jasa pornografi tanpa alasan yang dibenarkanberdasarkan Undang-Undang ini. ===> alasan yg dibenarkan... buat colie

(1) Setiap orang dilarang berciuman bibir di muka umum.
(2) Setiap orang dilarang rnenyuruh orang lain berciuman bibir di muka umum====> Kecuali cium kambing, kuda liar, ama cium trotoar abis digebukin massa.

Setiap orang dilarang menari erotis atau bergoyang erotis di muka umum. ===> damn

Pembuatan, penyebarluasan, dan penggunaan pornografi sebagaimana dimaksud dalam Pasal 4 sampai dengan Pasal 23 dikecualikan untuk tujuan pendidikan dan/atau pengembangan ilmu pengetahuan dalam batas yang diperlukan.===> sejak kapan parno buat pengetahuan??? Perasaan cuma buat pelepasan aja koq... sama kenikmatan....

Penggunaan barang pornografi dapat dilakukan untuk keperluan pengobatan gangguan kesehatan.===> gw blom pernah liat orang sakit jiwa ngent*t

Untuk mencegah dan menanggulangi masalah pornografi dan pornoaksi dalam masyarakat dibentuk Badan Anti Pornografi dan Pornoaksi Nasional, yang selanjutnya disingkat menjadi BAPPN. ===> translation: lembaga ini diciptakan untuk menyita segala barang porno... lalu di tonton, dibaca, dinikmatin, lalu dijualin lagi buat devisa negara dibelakang rakyat. Dijualnya (gelap2) sama rakyat lagi ... yang kagak bisa dibendung ama RUUAP.

Ada lagi kasus penangkapan model playboy indo Joanna Alexandra & Fla Priscilla

When asked why the FPI were targeting only Playboy, and not the other magazines on the market which are of a more risque nature, Jauhari said:

Playboy is [our] target because it is an American franchise. Playboy is the symbol of international pornography. If we let it become legitimate then pornography will become accepted.
(Playboy menjadi sasaran karena majalah ini adalah franchise dari Amerika. Playboy lambang porno internasiopnal. Apabila kita biarkan berarti melegitimasi porno menjadi budaya.)

salahkalonyium warohmatilo wahberaknyebatu..
ana yaqin agama ana faling bener..itu kata ana..
agama ente juga faling bener..itu kata ente..
benarnya ente sama benarnya ana beda..
yg fenting ana suka ana nikahin..ana nggak suka ana cerein..

wasalahnyium

Little people, give them power, and they think they own the WORLD...

2006-10-20T14:09:00.000-07:00

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You know.... sometimes ... I wondered, of all my MSN contacts...this one has the most "expressive words" However... none of his messages has any meaning... poor guy, must have been sad being misunderstood all the time...

Kids... stay in school, for God's sake please stay in school...

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Hari ini gw akan berbicara tentang orang-orang sarap yg kedoyanan-nya nuntut, tapi gak ada keahlian alias skills sama sekali.

Yeah... we all envy the "fat ones" the one that sits all day doing nothing, but complained the most.

Kadang geli gw ngeliat org-org di kantor gw... kayak yg diatas ini... Baru aja masuk kantor gw, udah protes udaranya kepanasan, kalo nggak kedinginan. Gak lama kemudian dia protes karena kursi komputer di kantor gw terlalu tinggi, jadi kakinya gak nyampe ke lantai. (Sure... kalo perut loe kagak buncit kayak Jin Tomang, pasti itu kaki bisa nekuk sampe lantai...)

Intinya, orang orang kecil kalo dikasih power dikit langsung ngelunjak, minta ini minta itu... Padahal kerja aja males, skill kagak ada... makanya hidup paling susah kalo jadi keroco...

Baru aja gw "libur" 2 hari gara gara kena flu.... pagi ini di kantor gw ada satu gerobak barang sumbangan.

Satu Monitor jaman kuda, 2 Keyboard jaman batu, 2 Printer laser jaman nenek moyang, sama 2 speaker rusak....

Loe pikir kantor gw tempat nadahin barang rusak???? Ngapain sih sumbang sumbang tanpa tanya dolo sama yang mo disumbang? Gile aja.... orang kaya kalo dikasih muka suka belagu ===> gini hasilnya, barang barang junk dikasihin ke sekolahan.

Dan tau gak... barang ginian tuch gak layak untuk disumbangin, teknologi model kuda, mo disupport pake apa?

Tapi kan orang orang kaya mikirin-nya gini: Kalau mereka kasih sumbangan model gini, mereka bisa dapet tax-break dari government alias more duit masuk ke saku.

Gw gak habis pikir moral orang kaya, barang yang sama loe aja udah gak bisa dipake, ngapain dikasihin lagi sama orang. Dasar otaknya busuk.....

Pokoknya ironis sekali sama gaya gaya orang Indo yang ada disini, sama parahnya-- barang bekas yg udah gak layak pakai masih aja dikasihin orang...

-Baru aja punya server radio udah kayak kaisar lagu-nya, padahal dibayar juga kagak....
-Baru aja beli laptop baru udah dipajang-pajang di depan mata orang.... (nuff said)

Maksa...maksa...maksa...
Dasar orang kecil, dikasih power dikit aja udah belagu....

IPTEK buat lansia ....

2006-10-18T09:43:00.001-07:00

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Gile .... kompie gw di kantor ... Windows O.S juga bisa bertahan ampir 13 hari tanpa shutdown ato restart..... Salut juga deh gw

Masih penasaran dengan kemampuan Windows Vista ===> apakah bisa menandingi OS.X ??
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Percakapan dibawah terjadi kira-kira 3 hari yg lalu.

Teknologi untuk lansia : KoQ malah jadi gantungan buat leher ???

Ada satu client (teacher) yang masuk ke kantor gw (udah kerja di tempat ini selama 20 tahunan), terus ada salah satu physical therapist (Guru Olahraga) yg lagi make kompie di kantor gw. Sebut aja guru ini si Bodoh, dan physical thereapis ini kita panggil si India...

Si Bodoh : "retarders, where are the shortcut to access IEP Welligent located on this computer ??" (Note that she was asking for the same thing to be done on her classroom computer also...)

retarders : "I have not yet put any shortcut for that, why don't you just use the Internet Explorer and type in your address to Welligent ??

Si Bodoh : "I don't know the address, I don't even remember the address... I have so many things in my mind, I can't remember these complicated address !!!"

India : "It's very easy (dengan nada logat India kentel) You just have to start Internet Explorer which is the big "E" icon, double click and put it on the address bar... "iep.lausd.net"

si Bodoh : "What's an address bar....? That address is too long anyway, how can someone possibly remember that??"

retarders : "Bodoh, you cannot possibly suggesting that I put shortcut internet icon in every desktop , so that you can just double click to access iep??

si Bodoh : "Yes if it makes my life easier"

retarders : "What easier? it is so simple, you can even just type "IEP" on the address bar and it will take you there...."

si Bodoh : "I'm not computer savvy, and it's easier to just double click...."

C'mon everybody should at least learn how easy it is just to open the Internet Explorer, and type the three (3) letters "IEP" on their freakishly large address bar and press the enter button...

Has technology gone sour for the elderly ???? Teknology koQ jadi gantungan leher buat lansia yach ? Apakah karena mereka segitu malesnya ???

India : "Yeah ... it is very simple indeed..." (Ngedengerin doi gw jadi inget lagu Linkin Park - In the End yang versi India.....)

Si Bodoh : "Arrgh ... now they are asking me for user name and password ... and I don't remember mine, can't you help me retarders?"

retarders : "Your passwords are yours and you should keep them memorized, I have no access and I cannot help you if you have a problem forgetting your password..."

Si Bodoh : "Do you know the number for Welligent tech support?"

retarders : "Yes, its xxx-xxx-xxxx .... they should be able to reset your password.."

Si Bodoh : "I'm gonna call them right now.... let me use your EXTENSION phone..." (Lalu doi segera ke ruangan sebelah mencet mencet nomor....)

Si Bodoh : "ARGGHHH!!! the number you gave me is wrong, it doesnt go through....!!!!!" (Sambil komat kamit doi keluar ruangan saking keselnya)

retarders : "Damn ... every people that worked here should know that these EXTENSION phones can only receive, or make calls to other EXTENSION, but not DIAL OUT..."

India + retarders : "Bwakakakkakakakakakak".... (ngakak gak kuat nahan ketawa...)

Sometimes is sad ...the way technology movin' these days ... the elderly are digging their own graveyards....

The characteristics of an educated person....

2006-10-17T08:25:00.000-07:00

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Hmm .... Something to ponder for some Americans out there...

~some things are better left unsaid~

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Kemaren baru aja gw masuk kelas final gw... Kelas yang disebut GEN 480 - adalah satu kelas dibilangan dunia bisnis yang dinamai Interdisciplinary Capstone Course. Gw tadinya berpikir, walaupun ini termasuk kelas akhir gw, kayaknya topiknya gak gitu menarik... palingan cuma homework essay berapa biji tentang karir loe, sebelum loe lulus, terus visi elo, sama perubahan elo selama ini menuntut ilmu post secondary education.

Post Secondary Education disini bisa dimaksud dengan pendidikan pasca SMU ato SMA kalo di Indo, ya bisa kursus, college ataupun universitas... intinya - pendidikan setelah highschool.

Gak tau kenapa gw pilih I.T sebagai major guwe, mungkin karena ketertarikan sama yang namanya alat alat yang bisa kerlap kerlip, ato alat alat efisien yang mempermudah hidup, hmmm ato sekedar keajaiban sebuah kotak yang disebut komputer - yang secara perlahan-lahan mengambil alih keseluruhan aspek hidup manusia, ngebokep perlu kompie, ngeblog perlu kompie, nyari jodoh perlu kompie, akses tabanas perlu kompie.... Apa sih yang gak bisa dilakukan ama yang namanya kompie ??

For some of us..... sleeping with your computer means "literally"

Oke... intinya pas gw masuk kelas, professor tanya seluruh penghuni kelas, termasuk gw.

"What is your definition of an educated person?"
"Do they expect you to perform certain ways, by the community?"
"Do they expect you to knows some tough words, like the word "protean" for example...."

Protean, btw artinya bukan protein, zat yang terdapat dalam makanan. Tapi seseorang yang bisa tampil dalam setiap suasana yang berbeda, kalau di indo .... istilahnya "membumi" seseorang yang terampil, bisa mengambil segala peranan di setiap kesempatan.

Terus si professor bilang, dia juga yang udah punya gelar pHd, kagak tau ama yang namanya "protean" tapi dia liat di kamus dan dia bisa "mengira-ngira" apa itu arti protean.

Jadi orang pinter / educated bukan dilihat dari kemampuan vocabulary atau kosa-katanya? Gak selalu orang pinter / educated harus "tau semua" atau maha-tau. Semakin seseorang banyak tahu, semakin sadar seseorang itu kalau dia semakin banyak tidak tahu nya. (Menurut Confucius sih begitu)

Entah babeh Confucius lagi nyimeng apa pas keluarin omongan-nya, yang pasti beliau gak banyak omong, tapi komennya selalu incisive - yang artinya "to the point"

Akhirnya sebelum kelas berakhir.... si prof bilang kalau tujuan dari kelas gen 480 itu adalah membina karakter kita dalam beberapa poin berikut:

Karakterisasi orang pinter/ educated:

Kesadaran : hidup seseorang bisa meningkat dengan kesadaran untuk meningkatkan pengetahuan dari penyelidikan dan pengertian di bidang Filosofi, Sejarah, Sastra, Seni dan Iptek.
Kesadaran diri sendiri (introspeksi) : Ketika seseorang sadar akan motivasi diri sendiri, keinginan, kekuatan, impulsi dan arah tujuan, seseorang akan menjadi sadar akan elemen yang diperlukan untuk meningkatkan kedewasaan dan kemajuan diri sendiri.
Analisa : Kemampuan menganalisa dalam hal komunikasi, berpikir secara kritis (critical thinking), kepemimpinan, toleransi, penilaian akan membuat seseorang tidak mudah untuk dipengaruhi emosi dan pengaruh kekuasaan orang lain yang tidak benar. (Gak gampang dibodohin)
Analisa diri sendiri : Kemampuan seseorang untuk menganalisa status dan kemampuan diri sendiri dan prinsip dalam hidup, akan membuat seseorang berpikir secara imparsial dan obyektif (Bukan subyektif)
Hubungan Interkoneksi : kemampuan ini memberikan seseorang pendalaman dalam mengerti hubungan antar manusia dan kemampuan untuk berpikir dari berbagai pola sudut pandang.
Peningkatan diri sendiri (Self Improvement) : Kemampuan dan kesadaran untuk selalu meningkatkan kemampuan, dan mempelajari hal-hal baru.
Intelijen / Kepintaran (Intelligent) : Kemampuan dalam menyerap dan membedakan berbagai aspek, seperti realitas, fakta, kualitas dan kuantitas, dan pemecahan masalah (problem solving skills) dan proses mengintegrasikan intelijen ini ke dalam diri sendiri baik secara pribadi maupun secara professional.
Adaptasi : Kemampuan seseorang untuk mengerti akan pesatnya peningkatan ilmu pengetahuan, dan semakin kompleksnya IPTEK. Manusia dituntut untuk menjadi lifelong learner (siswa seumur hidup) Dan pengetahuan ini digunakan untuk kepentingan umat manusia. Catatan : siswa seumur hidup bukan berarti mahasiswa abadi yang kagak lulus lulus :P)

Nah.... mikir deh loe ini malem :P hueheuheuhe.... Apakah elo udah menerapkan akal sehat dan berusaha menjadi manusia pintar ?? Ato masih mimpi dalam dunia khayalan ??

~Salam retarders~

Balada temen gue....

2006-10-16T09:35:00.000-07:00

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Vincent Valentine - never look soo good before...

Final Fantasy VII - Dirge of Cerberus...
In stores now!!! for PS2
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Balada temen gw .... mantan temen deh...
Katanya udah dewasa, tapi masih bales-balesan kayak anak kecil...
Blog kamu lagi... blog kamu lagi
Cari sensasi....
Cari pendukung....

Kan udah gw bilang, kalo salah gw minta maap...
Soal bicara, gw udah gak mau sama loe...
Tentang "why" ya loe tau sendiri lah...
Mulut dikaw kayak ember bocor...
Segala yang termasuk kategori pribadi dipajang sama loe...
Satu RT satu RW, semuanya tau isi perut loe....

Bener kata si "J" emang gak ada yang mau sama loe...
kata si "S" malah gw dibilang "gengsi donk" hang out sama elo...
Kata si "E": "Gak ada yang lebih mendingan, bro???"
Tapi waktu itu gw masih temen loe, gw masih chatting ama loe...
Gw masih anterin loe pulang subuh2...
Komputer loe aja masih gw benerin...
Lagu gw donlotin, movie semua gw kasih buat loe...

Perkara kompie loe, msn loe, salah sendiri donk kalo loe save pass di laptop orang...
GW MANA TAU???
(Malah menurut gw, seharusnya tuch temen loe tau diri, kalo die respect loe, gak akan account loe dimasukin, terus nyamar jadi loe...)

Gak omong gak apa, loe hajar guwe di blog elo...
O shit... o shit.... o shit...
Basi loe ah!!!
Gak lama kemudian... masih aja gw jadi headline di blog loe...
Gara gara gak mo omong sama elo...
Orang udah gak mau urusan ... sama barisan patah hati kayak loe...
Masih aja loe nyolot, mau lu dari gw apa sich???

Dari si "R" sampe si "I" loe pacarin
Dari si "R" sampe si "I" putus ama loe...
Kalo emang you've got something to offer, gak akan loe dipermainkan...
This is a fact by the way (not fiction)....
The problem is ... you've never made it to second base...

Siapa sih temen-loe si "SB" ? yang ngasih racun ke elo ?
Suruh tuh orang diem, jangan sirik ama gw...
Pertama kali ketemu udah omongin guwe
Kedua kali ketemu udah larang loe ketemu gw...
Masyaa Allah... emang siapa si "SB"???? Babeh loe ??
Besides ... I'm not sexually attracted to you girl...

This is a story about a girl, a boy and a broken heart...
Break break break ... thats all you can come up with...
Hurt hurt hurt ... thats all you can feel...
The world does not revolve around you...
And for cryin out loud, stop talking shit bout ppl!!!
(PPL that CARES for you!)

Girl please, just leave me alone k?
Wanna be a nurse, whatever, porn star, I couldn't care less...
And tell that piece of shit asshole to suck ma' ballz!!
Cuz I'm real... and I'm represent....
You church people bullshit, go to church just for show...
Your faith is more less looks like your turd...

Living your life in superstitious bullshit...

2006-10-12T08:20:00.000-07:00

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Paling bete kalau orang kirain bisa kibulin ato kadalin gw - anggap gw anak kecil.

Jadi ceritanya ini orang telp gw 3 hari yg lalu buat schedule meeting ama gw, sekertarisnya telp gw pas jam makan siang. Pas gw balik (meeting di schedule jam 1) gw dapet pesen di mailbox gw yang isinya meeting di cancel dan minta direschedule. 20 menit sebelum meeting ?????

Gw gak telp balik, sorenya tuh sekertaris telp gw balik untuk nanya waktu reschedule, pake bermanis manis bilang kalo si Vasken ini sakit dan gak bisa masuk hari ini (Gw bilang gw gak pernah dapet messagenya doi). Sekertaris ini bohong ke gw bilang kalo doi telp jam 12 siang - gak seperti 12:40 yang tertera di message slip gw..... Langsung aja gw jawab:

"Rescheduling 20 minutes before the meeting is totally pushing it and it is very unprofessional. I've got other things to do, so give me a call sometime next week to reschedule and then we will see when we can meet!"

Akhirnya si penelpon meminta maaf sama gw, bayangin aje ... kalo sakit seharusnya tau donk dari pagi, kasih gw tau mao cancel appointment? Jangan tunggu 20 menit sebelumnya, pake bohong lagi soal waktu .... dasar kadal mo ngadalin buaya.... gimana jadinya ??
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Pernah denger cerita serem... ato angker ??? Mungkin pas kecil sering diceritain sama nyokap/ bokap tentang mahkluk halus model jin, setan, genderuwo. kuntilanak, jailangkung, nchatz ama jinsky. Akhirnya sampe gede pun kita bawa itu yang namanya superstitious story turun temurun dari generasi sebelum kita.

Superstitious/ tahayul: sebutan buat konsep yang mengkaitkan dunia mistik dan alam halus yang dibuat-buat untuk menakuti anak kecil -- biasanya tujuan-nya biar si anak kecil nurut dan nggak berbuat bandel. Misalnya : jangan suka kencing sembarangan ato kencingin batu karena suka ada jin penunggunya, akibatnya ada beberapa cerita dimana orang orang yang kencing juga kerap kali mengalami penyakit kutukan dari si penunggu yang kesel karena dikencingin.

Mungkin cerita cerita tahayul juga bisa bertahan sebab negeri kita dan asal usul kita bisa disebut dari kategori "timur." Semuanya serba mistik dan tahayul. Tapi seumur-umur gw dari kecil sampe hari gini, belum pernah mengalami, ketemu, salaman ama yang namanya mahkluk halus model jin, setan, genderuwo. kuntilanak, jailangkung, kecuali nchatz ama jinsky (jin chatting.) Memang sih gw lahir dan gede di timur, tapi mendapat edukasi di negara luar membuat gw lebih berpikir menggunakan akal sehat.

Nah, dulu dulu gw paling suka baca cerita dari koran PosKota, koran nakal yang paling banyak gosip seksnya, karikatur jenaka model Ali Oncom dan Kadir-Doyok, ama sesekali dibumbui cerita mistik. Pokoknya seru deh jaman dulu baca gituan.

Kemaren ini baru aja gw iseng mampir di websitenya PosKota. Kontan aja gw kangen dan iseng kepengen baca-baca ingat-ingat nostalgia lama. Akhirnay gw ketemu satu artikel tentang juru kunci gunung merapi.

Damn ... for a 78 yrs old ... this guy got nothing else to do in his sparetime.

Gile.... maksudnya dianggap "banyak tahu" soal gunung tuh dengan background apa? apa si mbah ini punya pendidikan geologi? Apa asal jeplak doank?

Ini lage wartawan pada kurang kerjaan, yang paling tahu tentang kapan meletus nya gunung ya dari BMG alias Badan Meteorologi dan Geofisika, si mbah mana tahu kapan gunung bakal meletus????

Dude... more like they banned you from the keraton to stay in the foothill of a mountain, what kind of punishment is that?? Ini sih dibuang ama orang Keraton - lolz

Gila ... bukti kalau akal sehat udah dipengaruhi ama hal hal mistik dan tahayul kayak gini, dimana mana orang kalo ada gunung meletus gak perduli Pak De-mu ato kaisar Tiongkok, bakalan lari tunggang langgang nyelametin diri, apalagi juru kunci ??? Hebat amat ini orang ???

Wuanjrit ... yg bener ni ... gunung merapi dikasih kambing ? Sementara rakyat kelaparan gak bisa makan ? Bukti lagi kalau mistik tahayul membuat orang berpikir tanpa akal sehat... akhirnya rakyat tambah kelaperan, sementara gunung merapi kagak tambah kenyang...

Ini lagi sok tau.... lolz ... kalo gak punya degree di Geology science mah ... jangan asal omong...

This one cracks me up..... Soal kapannya juga saya tak bisa menentukan ===> karena mbah kagak tau.... (Itu seharusnya jawaban simple dan jujur)

Damn.... hare gini masih aja percaya berita ginian.... dasr Indo.... :P

Check out my Kantong Ajaib!!!

2006-10-11T09:56:00.000-07:00

Berhubung kantong ajaib gw (alias tas) di bahas sama anggora disini. Gw jadi ingin menjelaskan kalau kantong ajaib gw tuch isinya gak cuma ipod doanks :P

Inget Doraemon kan ??? Yang punya kantong ajaib - kantongnya kecil banyak isinya ??? Kalo gw kebalikannya - kantong gede, sedikit isinya.

Evrybody was wonderin what's inside that shitty pocket anyway....

Tapi gw gak pelit kayak Doraemon ..... isi kantong gw bakalan gw perlihatkan!!!!
Berikut ini adalah special entry dari retarders.... What is inside my "kantong ajaib..." :P

Oke ... ini isi kantong gw pas gw keluarin.... (entah kapan terakhir kali gw bersihin tas gw)

Tampak atas - barang barang isi gw keluarin di tengah, sisi kiri ama sisi kanan..

Sisi kanan.....

1. Kartu Fitness Ballys yang bisa dipake buat buka pintu ala MacGyver.
2. Tang kepala cucut, buat cabut paku, baut, staples, ato gigi kalau diperlukan.
3. Dua biji cartridge GameBoy Advance - Donkey Kong Country ama Mario Bros (tanpa ada GameBoy-nya)
4. Kunci kantor gw yang isinya mulai dari kunci pintu kantor sampe kunci lemari, sampe kuncil library dan kunci aula (auditorium).
5. Kunci serep mobil gw yg dimasukin dalem kotak magnet.
6. Empat biji batere alkaline ukuran aaa (yang entah dipake buat apaan)
7. Memory card game shark - buat cheat game playstation 2
8. Gembok kombinasi, buat gembok sana sini - bisa buat gembok locker, sepeda, ato gembokin kolor (takut ilang)
9. Suntan lotion (gw paling takut jadi ireng alias item)
10. Duit koin 15 cents
11. Spidol ungu sama pensil - buat corat coret kagak jelas.

Sisi kiri....

12. Kunci gembok sepeda gw yg lama sama kunci rantai nye.
14. Headphone buat ipod sama kabel data transfer ipod
15. iPod ===> sarana terlengkap buat main (buang waktu) ama pindahin data, bisa nonton parno, bisa denger musik, bisa baca ebooks .... pokoke lengkap
16. Disket kosong ===> sapa tau aja perlu pindahin data dari kompie tua.
17. Kabel Charger hape nokia n-70 gw.

Bagian atas tengah...

18. Kabel IDE buat harddrive, sapa tau aja ada hdd drive gratisan....
19. Charger Hape Nokia standar.
20. Piso lipet serbaguna MacGyver. (bisa buat nodong juga)

Satu majalah buat dibaca ===> playboy nya belum tembus oi....

Hape kesayangan gw... warisan babeh ... Nokia 7250i

Paling akhir ... satu pack kabel nilon buat iket iketan, paling banyak gunanya nih!! (apalagi buat iket mulut boz yang bawel...)

Sapa bilang isinya iPod doanks ? hueheuheueh....... (Yang paling berharga iPod doank ember....)

How unique Indonesians are....

2006-10-09T08:36:00.000-07:00

Pernah mikir, kalau Indonesians itu unik seunik-uniknya. Apalagi buat indos yang udah pada stay di-luaran negeri, entah kuliah entah kerja... Selalu aja ada kebiasaan-kebiasaan kocak yang dilakukan orang indo, mulai dari membuka mata, sampe saatnya ngorok di malem hari....

Kebetulan gw nemu website disini yang punya list panjang ttg how hilarious Indonesians are, gw cuma ikutan aja nambahin beberapa. Hasilnya ? Liat sendiri ... are you Indonesian ??

You might be Indonesian if:

-Your stomach growls when you don't eat rice for a day.
-You believe kecap ABC could turn bad cooking to gourmet food.
-You know more than 10 acronyms/abbreviations.
-You talk during a movie.
-You use a dipper instead of toilet paper in the bathroom.
-You eat fried rice in the morning.
-You prefer Versace or Moschino jeans over Gap or Levi's.
-You don't think Jim Carrey is funny.
-You think Onky Alexander is a hunk.
-You think Rhoma Irama is kampungan.
-You carry a 16 oz. jar of sambal to where ever you travel.
-Driving a car that is cheaper than $15,000 embarrasses you.
-You think dangdut is stupid, but listen to it anyway, because you are homesick.
-You are willing to travel 25 miles to buy tahu and tempeh.
-You are "Dreaming of a WARM Christmas".
-You are very good at avoiding potholes and other road hazards.
-Your local McDonald's serves rice and sambal.
-You think Super Mie is a staple food.
-You have ever tried passing a Rp 50 coin as a quarter in a US vending machine or pay phone.
-You have ever successfully bribed a police officer.
-You have ever successfully bribed a customs officer.
-When watching TV you regularly find that all the channels broadcast the same thing.
-You do your shopping in Singapore.
-Your drivers license claims you are 5 years older then you really are.
-You have ever legally bought pirated software or VCDs.
-You have ever legally produced pirated software or VCDs, complete with cover design.
-Yo cousinzz legaly produced pirated software of VCDs, heck he got a complete store.
-Yo hang out place preferably mang-du and glodokz.
-You think that Chucke Cheese is an imitation of Matahari's Timezone.
-You have ever been forced to memorize UUD'45.
-You have ever fake sakit kepala, pusing, or belum makan as reasons to skip upacara bendera.
-You have tried every Monday of your youth trying to avoid upacara bendera.
-You have bought something from a barefooted street peddler.
-You know exactly how many islands Indonesia has.
-You have ever eaten something sold off a cart on wheels.
-You realized that money is everything before you were six.
-You paid street hookers to de-virginize you before you reach the age of 20.
-The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the word "Jakarta" is "macet".
-Someone you know has ever ridden on top of a train.
-Your daily commute includes thinking up new ways to ride the city bus for free.
-You don't mind people being late.
-You think standing in line is a waste of time.
-You have used a mosquito repellent that looks like a coil and is lit on one end.
-You use the terms "Ni yee", "cai-lah" and "Ih, jijay" on daily basis.
-You know what Pancasila is, what it means and know it by heart.
-You complain that movies in America don't have sub-titles.
-You refer agama as second KTP.
-You go to mesjid in a house, you go to church in a house, you go to pura in a house, and you go to Buddhist temple in a house. (You can practically count by fingers the days you went to an original rumah ibadah as they were intended to be)
-Puji Tuhan is your answer to any good news.
-Ya Tuhan is your answer to any bad news.
-Your daily conversation may include enactments of TV commercials.
-You have ever consulted a dukun.
-You have a relative "orang pintar" who can cure terminally ill people with "pijat" method or "disembur air kumur."
-Your whole class has ever cheated on a test, and gotten away with it.
-Your teacher rides vespa in his lifetime.
-You have ever spent the night before an exam looking for someone who sells the questions.
-You like the smell of terasi.
-You think the Thomas Cup is equal to the Super Bowl.
-You can name a manufacturer of shuttlecocks and badminton birdies.
-You have a 16' satellite dish hidden in your back yard.
-You have ever ridden in a motor vehicle with three wheels.
-You miss your maid on laundry day.
-Your clothing has brand names printed on it that are visible from 50' away.
-You attend weddings only until you are done eating.
-You have attended weddings that you are not invited to.
-You go to McDonald's to get your weekly supply of ketchup, salt, pepper and napkins.
-You know more than one music group that stole the tune of Cranberries' "Zombie".
-You have a can of Baygon on your kitchen table.
-Your phone of choice is either Nokia or Sony Ericsson, all else are junks.
-Your car of choice is either Bi Em or Mercy, all else are junks. (You can live with Honda though, they are tough as hell, never broke and requires little maintenance)
-You can text message with one hand while driving.
-You make major decisions based on gengsi.
-You take advantage of Wal-Mart's 30-day money-back guarantee to "borrow" home appliances.
-Someone in your family has extra pockets in his outfit to hide cookies from the all-you-can-eat bar.
-Someone in your family has extra pockets in his outfit to hide utensils from the all-you-can-eat bar.
-You have paid more then $1,000 to get your name on your license plate.
-You think "NGENTOT" is a nice license plate you can personalize and drive around with.
-You don't budge when there's local artist performing nextdoor, but you buy ticket pp to another state just to see Titik Puspa performs in L.A.
-You carry your hand phone always, even to a 'no service' area.
-You think bribery as a 'tip in advance'.
-You think of the road as a place to park.
-You fly Garuda just to get to know the stewardesses.
-You send your kids to US & Australia just so they can go to school.
-You go to a park and drink 'teh botol'.
-You travel to L.A or Sydney from Jakarta more than 3 times a year.
-You mix soccer and boxing at the same time.
-You consume more cloves in your cigarettes than in your food..
-Your blood contains more nicotine per mm/hg than any other creature in the universe.
-You have more credit cards than your wallet can hold.
-You have a car with 20' wheel.
-You work for the government to get rich quick.
-Your friends in the US & Australia refer to you as their 'Indonesian connection.'
-You have been to a motel that can 'hide' your car.
-You give guests a roll of toilet paper or a box of facial tissues to wipe their hands after eating.
-You spend more than 6 hours a day to sit in front of computer updating your friendster and watching youtube.
-Your computer holds more than 2000 mp3 songs, none of them are genuine purchase.
-You try to be chinese, looks like chinese, Cut your hair like Tao Ming Ming, wears chinese fashion, and occasionally speak chinese, but ironically you don't understand chinese.
-Alhambra and Monterey Park are like chicks infested areas for you single guys.
-Alhambra and Monterey Park are like rich-dudes infested areas for you single gals.
-You hope when you borrow something, the owner of the item will soon forget and the item borrowed will eventually becomes rightfully yours.
-You believe in horror story, pohon angker, sungai angker, rumah angker, but not once in your life you know what ghosts looks like.
-Si Buta and Wiro Sableng are your all time childhood heroes.
-F4 for you means more than life itself.
-You think RayKo and Jinzky are such cool names, while nchatz comes in second....
-You think retarders.blogspot.com is racist but you can't get enough of it.

X Y Shit .......

2006-10-06T07:20:00.000-07:00

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Belom juga ditinggal berapa bulan channel #musicindo di dal-net. Pas channel sama nick founder nge-drop, buruan deh di regist ama xyz.... hheuheuhuaha... dasar orang Indo, udah rakus, serakah sampe-sampe channel bekas orang pun harus dipake.... ck ck ck.

Ironisnya kayak pake popok yang udah diberakin-- ck ck ck ato tissue yang udah di-upil-in.
Gw aja yang punya gak pernah denger kabar ijin kek, permisi kek.. heuhuahuheuha dasar emang orang Indo model gini yang kayak teroris semua, main dudukin main ambil....

sapa o93b, sapa geForce... kenal juga kagak, dasar loser semuah :P
Sejak kapan MusicIndo setaraf ama xyz ???
Sejak kapan MusicIndo radionya di link ama xyz ???

.... heuehuehuehuha...

Makan tuh iRC heuheuheuhe.....

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Chinese should learn to speak English...

2006-10-05T08:05:00.000-07:00

Buat yg berminat ama "start button renamer", lumayan keren loh!! Kebenaran dapet pas lagi browsing, tinggal klik aja programnya terus ketik nama baru buat start menu elo....
Buat yg berminat bisa diklik disini.

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Selanjutnya gw mo cerita tentang pengalaman makan gw kemaren di:

B.B.Q Unlimited
12980 Sherman Way, North Hollywood, CA 91605
Category: Restaurants

Oke ... gw tau deh yang namanya kota Los Angeles itu bisa dibilang kota imigran, semua orang dari suka bangsa ama bahasa numpuQ disitu (Salah satu alasan kenapa LA penuh ama orang orang yang kagak bisa nyetir juga)

Salah satu suku bangsa yang bisa gw pikir cukup menarik adalah suku bangsa dari mainland China. Mereka kerja keras banting tulang siang malem, terkadang cuma kerja di resto kecil dapet duit pas-pasan juga. Terkadang orang orang mainland China ini suka "di bully" sama di-stereotype orang barat, karena aksen (gaya bicara) yang kocak dan kurang bisa dimengerti.

Faif Dalla ... Faif Dalla (Five Dollars) ==> kata penjual CD bajakan keturunan Chinese di sekitar bilangan Chinatown.

Nah ... kemaren malem gw ama anggora berkesempatan makan bareng ama si babeh rufi3 dan kencannya si babeh. Ceritanya gw pesen makanan 3 porsi, tapi berhubung masih milih milih, gw pesen 2 porsi duluan (Seafood Chow Fun, ama Mabo Tofu)

Sisanya yang satu porsi, gw pesen langsung ama pelayan Chinese yg ada disitu, si pelayan bilang "oke oke Pok Chop haaa???" (OK.... OK Pork Chop, yes???) Gw pun balik duduk tungguin makanan dateng.

Setelah 2 pesenan gw dateng, kita mulai makan (kelaparan) akhirnya setelah kita hampir selesai makan, itu pesenan porsi ke-3 gak pernah dateng... Kontan aja napsu makan gw jadi ilang.

Langsung gw konfront itu pelayan cewek.... gw bilang kalo pesenan gw blom dateng-dateng. Ehhhh si cewek malah ngangguk ngangguk bilang dia mo ambil order gw sekarang...

Kontan gw tambah bete, seakan-akan gw omong bahasa Inggris sambil komplen, dikiranya malah pesen lagi (permintaan maap pun kagak ada)

Akhirnya tiba saat bayar bill, ada pelayan cowok yang dateng terus gw kasih kartu gw untuk bayar pake visa (karena gw gak ada cash) Malah kartu gw dibalikin sambil doi bilang "Solly, minimum oldel twunty faif dalla..."

Langsung deh gw ngamuk-ngamuk....

Gw bilang "dude, your place sucks... I am hungry, me and my friends are hungry... You didn't even take my orders right, and now you tell me I can't pay without my card????"

Si China cuma bisa ngangguk-ngangguk belagak pilon, entah kagak ngarti ato cuek sama gw. Sampe sampe pemilik resto dateng, mereka malah omong bahasa dewa di depan gw. Tambah bete gw, selera makan gw udah ilang....

Meja gw tinggalin tanpa tip..... forget you man...!

Gw cuma denger "Solly...solly" (Sorry ... sorry)

In the end gw mikir.... kalau seandainya gw sebagai imigran udah bekerja keras untuk bisa makan di resto dan bisa bayar, seengaknya mereka juga harus bisa at least berusaha untuk mengerti apa yang gw keluarin dari mulut gw.... They should learn how to speak proper and basic english.

Dasar imigran.... kalo soal duit aja tau .....

There are somethings better left unsaid...

2006-10-03T11:07:00.000-07:00

There are things better left unsaid
Cuz, those things when it happened, cannot be undone....
All the talk about love, and caring and such
And the sentence "You should think twice..."

Damn, you should know I hated it when you said that...
You should know, you should value me just like that
Accept me and just be friends, like we always do
Friends accept, friends just says "yes" no matter who

There are words left, "Yes I'm not perfect..."
Therefore I shared my opinions and feelings with you...
Therefore I shared my laughs with you
But you shared it back with people I don't know

I though you would understand, I tought you cared.
I though we were friends, and I though I protected you
Cared for you when u needed me.
I never judge you...

My words are like double edged knife
I know that, sometimes my friends turn their back faster,
Than my enemies turned to become my friends
My actions, are well rather "retarded"

But a friend should know
a friend should just laid low...
a friend should accept things that I throw.

We used to be together like that (Anna ni ishodaattanoni)
Now it feels like you're better than me.
Taller, higher and simply hate me.
Now you judge me.....

We were friends I remembered that
but just don't say a word....
we are done, divided
It turns out there are much hatred...

Between us, I am lost

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Tahu gak knp gw bete ??? sebab kebanyakan orang Indo termasuk temen-temen gw (yang walaupun udah bertahun-tahun kuliah ato skul diluar) masih aja retain their stubborn behavior.
Kebanyakan malah masih percaya ama yang namanya superstitious, terus gak pernah memekai yang namanya common sense. Yang lebih parah lagi yang ikut-ikutan barisan patah hati sama jadi "victim" (Semuanya tentang hidup selalu gw yg jadi victim, selalu gw yg di take advantage, dan selalu gw yg memberi)

These are some of the most interesting characteristics of Indos around here....

Menurut gw yah, apalagi yang udah kuliah disini ato menetap disini, yang namanya hidup itu perjuangan, gak ada yang semuanya serba enak dan serba dikasih. Kalo elo makan sama kuliah aja masih dibiayain sama or-tu loe jangan sesekali merasa kalo loe tuh orang paling bijak sedunia.

Bisa simpen secret lah, sama yang namanya temen, jangan dari satu mulut pindah lagi ke mulut laen... besoknya orang orang satu county tau semua soal semua isi perut loe ato isi perut temen-loe.

Menurut gw juga (berlaku sama semua orang), jadi orang harus jujur, jangan bermuka 2 dan bermanis-manis. Akhirnya loe kejepit di posisi yang sulit karena loe gak bisa nyenengin semua temen loe.

Menurut gw, yang namanya temen itu kalo bisa nya cuma nge-leech doank tanpa kasih feedback buat elo (baik materi maupun rohani) sama juga boong, mending jangan berteman ama orang gituan.

Menurut gw, gereja ato vihara seharusnya jangan dijadiin saran buat jualan makanan Indo, cari jodoh, apalagi buat alasan tertentu, kualat luh ama yang namanya Tuhan., apalagi yang bikin gereja ato vihara jadi-jadian (rumah ya buat rumah, bukan buat gereja ato vihara) -- Cuma orang Indo yang merubah rumah jadi tempat ibadah.

Menurut gw yang namanya barisan patah hati udah penuh, semua orang juga pernah ngalamin, entah sakit diboongin, entah ditipu, entah diputusin kekasih.... Get use to it, life is what you make out of yourself. -no regret-

Lu omong semau gue, kritik juga seenak jidat, tapi liat dolo donk yang di kritik sapa? Orang yang bantu elo, anter elo, kasih makan elo, sampe upgrade komputer loe-- loe kritikin juga, itu namanya gak tau diri.

Ikutan temen-temen, kayak domba. Temen bilang ini loe ikut, temen bilang itu loe ikut.... ya sama juga bohong. Temen bilang loe jangan hang out sama doi, jadi loe stop hang out sama gw.. damn heuheuhauha... rasanya enyak-babeh gw pun gak senarsis itu kayak temen-temen loe. Kalau emang loe berpendirian, keputusan loe mutlak dari diri sendiri (gak didahului dengan "Kata temen guwe.....")

Lu bilang barang temen loe bagus, terus loe bilang lagi ama temen lain kalo barang temen-loe itu "shitty." Kalo buat gw ..temen macem gituh bukan temen, tapi tukang adu domba. Dan gw gak rugi kalau gak kenal ama orang kayak gitu, emang orang Indo student disini penghasilannya brp milyar sih sebulan? Halaah ... masih juga di biayain mami papi - Intinya - gw gak rugi gak ditemenin or dibayarin makan ama loe -

Nah sekarang balik ke elo, elo merasa rugi gak ?

Craving HP baru....

2006-10-01T17:54:00.000-07:00

Lagi mikir dan liat liat.... kepengen cari pengganti HP gw yg bermerk Nokia seri N-70. Kebeneran aja kontrak gw ama t-mobile udah mo abis.... kira kira awal tahun depan lah.

HP gw skrg ... nokia N70 yg dilengkapi ama bluetooth, music player en 2 megapixel digital camera. Cuma satu problemnya .... gambar oke tapi kecepatan shutter nya (ambil gambar) super lelet.....

Jadi rencana gw .... kira kira naksir phone yg ini.

Nokia N80, slider phone lengkap ama bluetooth, music player dan 3.2 megapixel digital kamera.... cuma masalahnya, pengambilan gambar udah lebih cepet dari N70, apa sama aja???

Sony Ericsson K790a. (Bukan slider phone) dilengkapi ama 3.2 megapixel kamera digital, bluetooth dan media player. (Sony Ericsson terkenal lebih bagus gambarnya dibandingin ama Nokia) Kali ini di lengkapi ama kamera Sony Cybershot.

Gak ada yang special sih ama Nokia 8800, malahan kapasitas digital kameranya cuma 1.3 megapixel, cuma sesekali aja gw kepengen cobain HP elegant kayak apa sih rasanya. (Juga dilengkapi ama bluetooth dan media player)

Jadi gimana donks..... ada saran ????
p.s : not "retarded" suggestion this time (-.-)!

Weird Saturday Ad...

2006-09-30T15:18:00.000-07:00

Fry's electronics ads, today........

Even a retard knows that an mp3 player...supposed to do one thing at least, play mp3's
Makes me think ... if my mp3 player doesn't play mp3... Then what would it plays???

another retarded advertising....

Nostalgia kekasih jaman kuda.....

2006-09-29T13:38:00.000-07:00

Sesekali curhat donk yaks, huehuahuhauha.....

Kala buka internet,
Aku nemu potret
Dipajang di-situs web
Walau udah lama gak diupdet....

Sekilas aku ingat kamu...
Jadi inget janji-janji nya dirimu....
Waktu itu gue masih lugu...
Masih ijo dan sedikit lucu (^_^)!

Kau satu Es-Em-Pe sama aku,
Beda Es-Em-A tapi tetap kontak-kontakan selalu.
Kalo kamu nge-les bahasa aku suka tunggu.
Walau motor boleh pinjem kau selalu dijemput oleh-ku.
Karena gak mau bayar parkir, kubayar pake duit dua-puluh ribu.
Satpam ngamuk, kembalian gak ada, aku cabut mulu.....

Kau suka panda, yang lucu-lucu
Kau jago nari, senam, suka perform afterschool program...
Aku suka kamu (karena konon kau paling cakep di bilangan kelas-ku)
Tapi kau cuma suka sama yang hitam-hitam ... hiks, berkulit legam :P

Akhirnya kita misah, padahal kau udah kutembak...
Cintaku ditolak...
Aku ke Amrik dikau kuliah ke Negeri Serawak....
Aku cuma bisa gigit jari, kapan ketemu dikau kelak....

Terus kau telp aku...
Terus kau bilang cinta padaku...
Terus kau mau jadian jarak jauh sama aku...
Terus pengen buruan di-nikahkan sama pak penghulu...

Terus kau balik Indo...
Aku blom bisa balik - dicekal ama pemerintah US (Katanya aku bokek abis)
Telp ke Indo aja gak sanggup, Tiket balik boro-boro...
Sahabat dekatku kau kencani .... (denger berita kau ke parang tritis)

KoQ aku jadi barisan sakit hati gini seh ... huahuehuhauha....
Gpp deh, sesekali curhat, iya gak ???
Abis balik kau putuskan aku, karena aku gak bisa temui kamu....
Padahal duit makan aja waktu itu aku ngutang slalu....

Kala buka internet,
Aku nemu potret
Dipajang di-situs web
Walau udah lama gak diupdet....

Sial kau ... kawin gak ngundang...
Kayak lagunya "Tenda Biru" aja neh.....
Broken heart gw ....
Btw, itu suami, koQ lebih item dari kopi gw ????

Akhirnya gara gara kamoe aku jadi "player" deh :D
jadi retarded kayak gene.....

~Selamat menempuh hidup baru ama "mas-mu"~
(Sediain banyak lilin, in case di rumah mati lampu; bisa hilang nanti "mas-mu"....)

Fault by design ??? Guess they made it that way.....

2006-09-28T20:06:00.000-07:00

Pernah denger cerita tentang mobil lemon ??

Mobil lemon adalah contoh mobil yang dibikin asal, hingga kualitas-nya "asal" dari pabriknya. Contohnya beberapa jenis mobil Mustang yang diproduksi ama Ford (tahun 2003-an), banyak sekali konsumen yang mengalami ke-frustasi-an dari produk gagal yang diciptakan sama Ford ini. Mulai dari starter kagak nyala, dinamo starternya rusak, sampe-sampe problem sama tangki bensin. Temen gw punya satu... akhirnya setelah 2 tahun frustasi benerin problem yang sama, doi dibalikin duidnya ama Ford, dibeliin Mercy

Everybody kinda knows that Mustang is an American piece of sh*t.
except from the American Pride, the car barely offers anything.

Nah ... gw baru aja kelar upgrade kompie gw, ceritanya kepengen ikutan jadi gamer, kebeneran memang blom ada kerjaan lain selain nge-bajak games ama software-software.

Tahu gak elo kalau komputer sekarang basisnya udah 64 bit? Komputer-komputer macem yang elo beli di-toko (Glodok ato Mang-Du kalo di-Indo) mungkin sekarang seenggaknya di pasangin processor 64 bit seperti AMD Athlon 64, ato Intel Core Duo. Harga juga mungkin udah tambah murah, spesifikasi standard mungkin bisa dibeli dengan harga dibawah 10 jeti, tambah bonus game bajakan ini itu, plus monitor, sama keybord dan mouse merk BenQ. (Bahkan kalo lu hoki, lu bisa ngomong sama si engko yang punya toko buat kasih loe diskon supaya ditambahin DVD Burner yang (-/+), supaya elo juga bisa ngebajak film DVD sendiri dirumah.)

Nah, sekarang buat komputer seharga 10 jeti itu, elo pake buat apa nih? Word Processing? Ngetik-ngetik ~~bullshit~~ di F.S? Ato loe mungkin cuma main game doank ? (Entah online entah offline) Yang pasti kan O.S (Operating System) loe Windows XP? Abis loe mo pake apalagi? seumur-umur pengetahuan loe tentang kompie yah cuma XP itu, yang asal ada "Start" button nya bisa di klik, terus bisa main internet pake Internet Explorer yang ikonnya "E" kecil segede bagong.

Harga Windows XP retail berapa coba ? 200 US Dollar buat yang Home Edition, 250 - 300 dollar buat yang Professional Edition. Faktanya buat kebanyakan orang orang awam, gak tau apa sih bedanya Home Edition sama Professional ? Dua-duanya punya "Start" button, dan dua-duanya punya ikon "E" kecil segede bagong.

Serupa tapi tak sama .... Professional v.s Home Edition. (Cuma beda warna???)

Alhasil gw baru aja upgrade kompie gw pake Athlon 64, nah memory yang disupport sama motherboard gw seharusnya di maximum 4 GB (Gigabyte) dan karena kebeneran gw kepengen cobain rasanya meluncurkan program game bajakan pake memory 4GB, jadinya gw pasang 4 GB RAM Di komputer gw.

Loe juga kalau mau bisa coba sendiri, klik start menu, run, ketik "dxdiag" terus pencet enter.

Lah lah.... yang nongol cuma 2816 MB RAM.... pertanyaannya ... kemana sisa 1.2 Giga RAM yang gw pasang?

Salah satu sistim operasi tertolol yang pernah gw pake.... masa 4 x 1024 MB = 2816 System memory???

Gw coba coba cari informasi di google, ternyata pihak Microsoft menyatakan:

This issue occurs because of a design change in Windows XP SP2. The changes were made to PAE mode behavior to improve driver compatibility. To reduce driver compatibility issues, Windows XP Service Pack 2 includes hardware abstraction layer (HAL) changes that mimic the 32-bit HAL DMA behavior. The modified HAL grants unlimited map registers when the computer is running in PAE mode.

Additionally, the kernel memory manager ignores any physical address that is greater than 4 GB. Any system RAM that is greater than the 4 GB barrier would be made unaddressable by Windows and be unusable in the system.

By limiting the address space to 4 GB, devices with 32-bit DMA bus master capability will not see a transaction with an address that is greater than the 4 GB barrier.

Because these changes remove the need to double-buffer the transactions, they avoid a class of bugs in some drivers that is related to the correct implementation of double buffering support.

Intinya: buat yang gaptek alias gak ngertos komputer, kalo elo beli memory alias RAM, sekitar 4 Giga, Windows XP cuma bisa ngeliat maximum 2.8 - 3 Giga doank. Dan sisanya yang 1 Giga, kagak bakalan kepake sama Windows XP, padahal dinyatakan kalau Windows XP 32 bit bisa menunjung memory maksimum 4 Giga (dari websitenya Microsoft)

Satu-satunya jalan untuk ngeliat dan mempergunakan 4 GB memory adalah install Windows XP 64 bit version (Sekitar 200 USD) ato install Windows Server 2003 (tergantung lisensi, bisa mulai dari 300-an dollar).

Jadi percuma donk beli Windows 200 dollar kalo RAM yang elo beli gak bisa kepake? Hihihih... jadi apakah OS Windows XP termasuk lemon?

... Makanya ... elo gak bisa nyalahin juga yang namanya pembajakan.... wong OS nya aja dikorupsi heuhuehuehaa.

Brad Pitt Boker ??

2006-09-21T09:43:00.000-07:00

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Abis main Lego Starwars II yg baru keluar .... mayan seru juga :P

Kapan lagi liat Darth Vader Kotak-kotak kayak lego ???

Tapi berhubung gamenya kagak asli ... alias bajakan... gw gak pernah bisa lewatin level 1... dasar nasib... hueheuheuhe...

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a retarded morning conversation....

RayKo "Orang bilang tanah kita tanah surga, tinggal suruh aja abang-abang, pasti ditanemin, ya gak???" says:
waakkakaka

307 [(*)] s Er [(F)] n3`Bad day *spread the germs*@ "Forever isnt long enough when Im with you" says:
....

RayKo "Orang bilang tanah kita tanah surga, tinggal suruh aja abang-abang, pasti ditanemin, ya gak???" says:
ya wis [:P]

RayKo "Orang bilang tanah kita tanah surga, tinggal suruh aja abang-abang, pasti ditanemin, ya gak???" says:
hueheuheuhe

RayKo "Orang bilang tanah kita tanah surga, tinggal suruh aja abang-abang, pasti ditanemin, ya gak???" says:
just a little morning laugh

RayKo "Orang bilang tanah kita tanah surga, tinggal suruh aja abang-abang, pasti ditanemin, ya gak???" says:
emang doi suka omongin gw juga yah ?

RayKo "Orang bilang tanah kita tanah surga, tinggal suruh aja abang-abang, pasti ditanemin, ya gak???" says:
si xxx... [:P]
307 [(*)] s Er [(F)] n3`Bad day *spread the germs*@ "Forever isnt long enough when Im with you" says:
enggak

RayKo "Orang bilang tanah kita tanah surga, tinggal suruh aja abang-abang, pasti ditanemin, ya gak???" says:
boong lu bintitan di pantad yeh, (bintitnya gambar brad pitt lagi boker)

307 [(*)] s Er [(F)] n3`Bad day *spread the germs*@ "Forever isnt long enough when Im with you" says:
iyeh

RayKo "Orang bilang tanah kita tanah surga, tinggal suruh aja abang-abang, pasti ditanemin, ya gak???" says:
dam ... bard pitt lagi boker kek apa yeh ? Penasaran

307 [(*)] s Er [(F)] n3`Bad day *spread the germs*@ "Forever isnt long enough when Im with you" says:
datengin ajah ke rumahnya

307 [(*)] s Er [(F)] n3`Bad day *spread the germs*@ "Forever isnt long enough when Im with you" says:
klo gak pasang spy cam di wcnya

RayKo "Orang bilang tanah kita tanah surga, tinggal suruh aja abang-abang, pasti ditanemin, ya gak???" says:
bau gak ya ?

RayKo "Orang bilang tanah kita tanah surga, tinggal suruh aja abang-abang, pasti ditanemin, ya gak???" says:
bokernya

RayKo "Orang bilang tanah kita tanah surga, tinggal suruh aja abang-abang, pasti ditanemin, ya gak???" says:
apa kalo dia star jadi wangi bokernya ?

RayKo "Orang bilang tanah kita tanah surga, tinggal suruh aja abang-abang, pasti ditanemin, ya gak???" says:
apa cuma pagi doank ... bokernya wangi ...

RayKo "Orang bilang tanah kita tanah surga, tinggal suruh aja abang-abang, pasti ditanemin, ya gak???" says:
trus kalo malem bau ??

307 [(*)] s Er [(F)] n3`Bad day *spread the germs*@ "Forever isnt long enough when Im with you" says:
geblekk dasarrrrrrrrrrrrrr

RayKo "Orang bilang tanah kita tanah surga, tinggal suruh aja abang-abang, pasti ditanemin, ya gak???" says:
huaheuhuahuaha

307 [(*)] s Er [(F)] n3`Bad day *spread the germs*@ "Forever isnt long enough when Im with you" says:
gak taukk

307 [(*)] s Er [(F)] n3`Bad day *spread the germs*@ "Forever isnt long enough when Im with you" says:
coba gih klo penasaran

307 [(*)] s Er [(F)] n3`Bad day *spread the germs*@ "Forever isnt long enough when Im with you" says:
[:P]

Beneran... Brad Pitt kalo boker ... bau gak ya???

Punya mobil mesti banyak dimodalin :P

2006-09-14T07:18:00.000-07:00

Nasib..... dasar huhuhuhuh... beli boil harus banyak dimodalin ^^

Sorry yeh ...blom sempet update-update berhubung suka sibuk bener.... Thanks for all of you that have been waiting patiently :P

retarders talk politics

2006-09-02T18:29:00.000-07:00

Indonesians are amongst the most unique of cultures around the world. Imagine, one of the few nations having so much resources and natural potential. Strecthing over 13 thousand islands, large and small. Indonesians are truly blessed compared with other third world countries who doesn't even own so much resources to begin with.

Land? fuck land.. look at Singapore, they don't have no fuckin land but their economy is lightyears ahead of Indonesians.

Population? Indonesia should make use more of their population and convert it into a more productive workforce, yet all they have is hungry population, mostly uneducated, rampaging on the streets begging for money.

This is what "daily routines" for some of us means, go down car by car asking for money; and then in the end of the day we thank our God, and shove it up His ass "Hidupku terserah Tuhan"

Sure.... if God have bigger anger he would exterminate Indonesians first, we are lazy, dependent motherf**kers who can only take... take.... and take.... never strive for something better, and we just called it "nasib."

For some Indonesians who got lucky, developed a higher thinking process and tried to get out of the "nasib" bible. For the rest of the others is just going to be another day feeding our "babu" and "kuli" mentality.

Shit, we don't like it if our neighbour buy a new car, or doing better than we are, we are suffering when shit like that happened. We need to make sure that our neighbour and our nation stay miserable like we are, otherwise known as the communist mentality.

Shit, we only talks about democracy and the right to vote, but 30 freakin years of Soeharto is still much fuckin better than what we have right now. We vote, vote and vote.... yet a cup of Starbucks still worth a week's pay (isn't that hilarious?)

Shit, Indonesians have "babu" in each household to serve them food, clean up their mess, and their children's mess, and occasionally "pijat-pijat" the master of the house. But our nation can't even pay our debts, and they took our only satellite orbiting the moon so that we have to rent our satellite for communications purposes. (Albeit you can make international phone calls as little as 5 cents to Singapore, and Australia, but it took a buck fifty a minute to connect to Jakarta.)

And here comes the racism part, we have been nation of variety but 61 years after we got our own freedom, but we still calling each other names "cina" "tiko" "pribumi" "keturunan" and many other words that separates our nation more and more. Do you know that Chinese ID (KTP) are marked differently from Pribumi IDs? One uses dots (.) and the other uses dash (-)

Worse case, what the fuck is sumpah pocong anyway? Why would government officials need to take sumpah pocong to prove they are innocent from corruption? Why can't they just be trialed in our judicial system?

Why would Indonesian parents send their children studying abroad to live in luxury, just to go back after they graduated to continue their parents' business? Thats crazy! I though part of life is to find job and create opportunity for thyself, not to manage company given by daddy....

The sad thing is, if only mom and dad knows what the hell their child is doing spending 20 thousand dollars in a month, they should knows that the money proceeds into clubbing and fun categorical money (not for school tuitition like we said) College education in United States does not cost 20 grand a month, oh please....

It's funny how Indonesian kids abroad drive BMW, but their parents back home stuck driving Toyota Kijang.

The last thing that I am ashamed about Indonesian is the violence. When someone think different, we kick their ass. When someone say their opinion, we use golok to tame them. The more the merrier, "keroyokan" is also included in our official fighting style. Hell, Indonesian beat the shit of whoever dares to oppose them or the way they think... Indonesian are truly unique.

I guess it would take longer than 10, 20, or even another hundred years to free our mind and start realizing into a better and unified nation... Or like Indonesian often says "Insya Allah..."